Donald Trump

[Sut]

 

[Vincent Vega]

Excellent summary of his latest rambling speech. 
https://x.com/artcandee/status/1824938789581762895?s=46&t=qV1qKn65kgx3vq9eN8GEGw

 

Yikes. Yet another trainwreck Trump rally in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania.

 

Let’s recap it:

 

He showed up 38 mins late. I think he was watching Tim Walz’ rally backstage.

 

He had problems saying what I think was supposed to be “communist Kamala” right off the bat. “Commanana.”

 

He’s whining that he’s running against VP Harris and not Biden.

 

He said “Joe Biden hates her.” False.

 

He calls Kamala’s father a “Marxist.”

 

He says VP Harris will be “easier to beat.” Keep telling yourself that, old man.

 

He’s claiming he’s the reason why the stock market is going up. After claiming it was going to crash last week. This week was best week of the year, btw.

 

He had issues saying “says,” “Barrack Hussein Obama,” “insisted” came out “sinsisted,” “present,” “Senate,” “Bezos,” “unspent,” “debt,” “world war,” and at the end of his speech he struggled with “Prenzlyv..” for Pennsylvania.

 

He says “China is very smart” and praises Xi.

 

Babbling about Venezuela.

 

He tries slamming VP Harris, “she gots caught up in her own words. She’s not a very good wordsmith.” Looks like DonOLD just “gots caught up in” his own words. Karma. 

 

He’s done calling Jake Tapper “Fake Tapper” because of the debate and calls him by his name.

 

He doesn’t seem to know Tim Walz’ name still.

 

Disparaging Jewish Democrats again.

 

He claims there will be “nothing but riots” in Chicago for the DNC. 

 

He whines and tries to cope because people say he “rambles.” In the process, he’s rambling and calls himself “a rally smart guy.” Uh. No.

 

Funny considering he thinks he’s in North Carolina, despite being in Pennsylvania.

 

The crowd is stunned.

 

He thinks “We are a nation in decline. We are a failed nation” is a “beautiful phrase.” No. It’s unpatriotic, ya douche. 

 

He claims the world respected him. No. They laughed him outta the UN and NATO.

 

He rambles about Emmanuel Macron and tries to do a French accent a couple times. It’s weird and it sounds Indian. Bro isn’t ok. 

 

He brings up Sofia Loren and I can’t stop laughing because people have chosen “Sofa Loren” as JD Vance’s drag name. 

 

He says he’s “a better looking person than Kamala…I’m better looking than she is.” WTAF?! Bro is cooked. His ass can’t even fit in his golf shirts to pretend to be the president anymore.

 

He gloats about SCOTUS blocking student debt relief. 

 

People in the crowd are totally checked out. They’re texting, fanning themselves, and slumped over.

 

He’s claiming VP Harris wants to have 27 justices. Someone give this man his meds. Not like they work though.

 

He thinks criticizing SCOTUS is illegal.

 

He gloats about judge Cannon, and whining about himself and his court cases.

 

The crowd is bored to tears. Many people’s eyes are glazing over. Some people are texting. I don’t blame them.

 

He brings up a Venezuelan on stage. What is his obsession with that country?

Crowd is even more bored.

 

He claims he’s been in Washington for “a very long time.” He only went when he was elected and recently went back for the first time since we fired him.

 

Nuclear war fear mongering.

 

Ocean levels rising will give you “slightly more beachfront property.” Has NOBODY corrected this senile fart yet?! FFS! 

 

Back to crying about Biden.

 

He’s saying nobody will watch the DNC Convention. Sure, gramps.

 

He said “our country is going to die.” 

 

He’s bragging about how important Space Force is. I’m snort laughing.
 

There are now TONS of empty seats. People have left this snooze fest early.

 

Lying about oil and gas production time. 

He’s bragging about cutting regulations. Let’s go, cancer clusters!

 

Lying about “building hundreds of miles of wall.” He admits Mexico didn’t pay for it by saying he took the money from the military budget.

 

Crying about Kamala copying “no tax on tips,” which he copied from Democrats and Ron Paul.

 

He said “Border Czar Harris are coming from the worst places.” She came from California, bro, and she’s only one person. 

 

Continued… 1/2
 

He called migrants “savage monsters.” Rich coming from a rapist.

 

Back to Venezuela talk again. What is his obsession?!?!?

 

He says migrant children are stealing children’s “seats” in schools and that American kids aren’t “getting educated” because they’re “considered secondary citizens.” What a crock of sh*t.

 

He’s gonna stop the WWIII he’s been claiming is coming for almost a decade.

 

He’s crying about the Taliban. You know, those 5000 people he freed and wanted to invite to Camp David. 

 

Again with the lie that you can steal $950 worth of stuff in California and “nothing happens.” I hope we see a lot of locked up MAGA soon. 

 

He’s lying and saying the Olympic boxers are “transitioned men.” I hope they sue the eff out of him! Vile azzhole keeps referring to the women as “him.”

 

Back to saying he was “indicted for you…I’m just standing in their way.”

 

He seems sad he didn’t put Hillary Clinton in prison.
 

He claimed democrats “rigged the election in 2020,” that we’re gonna do it again, and if he loses “there won’t be a country anymore…we’re gonna fight, fight, fight, for our country.” 
 

He knows he’s losing. He’s riling up the psychos. 

 

And we need to get out and vote in such overwhelming numbers that the results can’t be challenged!!!!

 

2 of 2.

 

Fin.

[Red Phoenix]

America is going fucking crazy lately, really is.

 

 

[Pete]

He must be a joy to be around. Miserable, angry and filling his nappy all the time as he gets closer to prison. 

[Gnasher]

3 hours ago, Red Phoenix said:

America is going fucking crazy lately, really is.

 

 

 

America is Israels bitch. Britain is going the same way. 

[Gnasher]

Drew Dunn.

 

 

 

 

 

[Anubis]

Desperation from Trumpy Bear.

 

 

[Section_31]

Fuck it I'd go. I used to do police lineups for 20 notes a pop in Halewood.

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Fuck it I'd go. I used to do police lineups for 20 notes a pop in Halewood.

“Can you identify the bike thief sir?”

 

”No but that cunt on the left stole my budgie!” 

[redinblack]

8 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Fuck it I'd go. I used to do police lineups for 20 notes a pop in Halewood.

But you know with Trump you would end up.paying him

[halewood pete]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Fuck it I'd go. I used to do police lineups for 20 notes a pop in Halewood.

And you had to pack in because you kept getting picked out !

[Arniepie]

https://x.com/JaneyGodley/status/1825044217460101173/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1825044217460101173&currentTweetUser=JaneyGodley

[Evelyn Tentions]

[Red Phoenix]

Haha I'd totally forgot he was even back on twitter until I saw someone had posted an image of this tweet. The level of stupid is hard to describe.

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

His Twitter feed is excellent. 
 

That’s my President.  

[Section_31]

Pretty cool pic that.

[bossy]

5 hours ago, Red Phoenix said:

Haha I'd totally forgot he was even back on twitter until I saw someone had posted an image of this tweet. The level of stupid is hard to describe.

 

 

“USSA USSA USSA USSA USSA” they’d love to chant that, the MAGAs.

[Vincent Vega]

Is this you in your motor @Captain Turdseye?

 

[Anubis]

14 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

Is this you in your motor @Captain Turdseye?

 

 

 

 

 

That would be pretty funny if you knew it wasn't being driven by a complete nutcase with guns and a cell in his basement. lest we forget how insane these people are...

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gretchen_Whitmer_kidnapping_plot

[Captain Turdseye]

15 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

Is this you in your motor @Captain Turdseye?

 

That’s @Scott_M. He’s in MAGA country on my behalf. 

[Vincent Vega]

29 minutes ago, Anubis said:

 

 

 

 

That would be pretty funny if you knew it wasn't being driven by a complete nutcase with guns and a cell in his basement. lest we forget how insane these people are...

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gretchen_Whitmer_kidnapping_plot

Probably on their way to church as well. 

[Creator Supreme]

1 hour ago, Vincent Vega said:

Probably on their way to church as well. 

It will be the church that Colin Firth shoots up in Kingsman most likely!

[TheHowieLama]

Chicago - last night:

 

[JohnnyH]

I'm off to Chicago in the morning and am staying at the Hyatt Regency which is next to Trump tower.   It'll be interesting to see and hear what it's like during their big convention

[Bjornebye]

Just now, JohnnyH said:

I'm off to Chicago in the morning and am staying at the Hyatt Regency which is next to Trump tower.   It'll be interesting to see and hear what it's like during their big convention

Jammy get. Amazing city