Donald Trump

[an tha]

2 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

 

I knew what that would be before the link

As good as his chair shot

 

Haha!

[an tha]

Gonna be an ugly few days over there - red meat to his rabid base.

[Section_31]

Yet another reason I don't live in Ohio.

[Mudface]

Useless cunt. And the shooter.

 

 

[Vincent Vega]

How the fuck can you miss a target as big as that? It’s like those cunts who pay to go on safari missing a rhinoceros.

[Special K]

And that's the election.

 

I can't wait for Civil War 2 to break out.

[Harry's Lad]

U.S Secret Service saying he's safe. Which is unfortunate.

[Lee909]

He is no Teddy Roosevelt 

 

Roosevelt was shot in front of the Gilpatrick Hotel by delusional saloonkeeper John Schrank, who believed the ghost of assassinated president William McKinley had directed him to kill Roosevelt. The bullet lodged in his chest after penetrating his steel eyeglass case and passing through a 50-page single-folded copy of the speech titled "Progressive Cause Greater Than Any Individual".  Schrank was disarmed and captured by Roosevelt's stenographer, Elbert E. Martin as he attempted to fire a second time, and might have been lynched had Roosevelt not shouted for Schrank to remain unharmed. Roosevelt assured the crowd he was all right, then ordered police to take Schrank and make sure no violence was done to him. As an experienced hunter and anatomist, Roosevelt correctly concluded that since he was not coughing blood, the bullet had not reached his lung. He declined suggestions to go to hospital immediately and instead delivered a 90-minute speech with blood seeping into his shirt.

[redinblack]

Fake news, to use his own phrase. Don't believe one bit of that. He had the presence of mind to do the fist pump thing after someone tried to.kill him? A bloke who shit out of military service and egged people on at the Cspitol but didn't do any of it himself? Fuck off

[Section_31]

[Chip Butty]

Holy Toledo

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

To all the doubters, I reckon it’s entirely plausible that in a country full of armed head the balls an armed head the ball attempted to shoot Donald Trump. 

[Toxteth O'Grady]

4 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Useless cunt. And the shooter.

 

 

Fuck off, they aren't rifle shots.

You can buy a pellet gun in your local fishing tackle shop that make more noise than that.

If they were rifle shots, then the fella firing then was in his front garden, behind a hedge, in Nicaragua.

[redinblack]

1 minute ago, Nelly-Szoboszlai said:

To all the doubters, I reckon it’s entirely plausible that in a country full of armed head the balls an armed head the ball attempted to shoot Donald Trump. 

They wouldn't shoot Trump

[Vincent Vega]

That fist pumping shite has me very doubtful that this is genuine.

[TheHowieLama]

No chance somebody had time to crack off six or seven shots in that crowd.

[Planet Origi]

Hopefully speeds up the downfall and destruction of the most disgusting nation to ever exist

[Vincent Vega]

7 minutes ago, redinblack said:

Fake news, to use his own phrase. Don't believe one bit of that. He had the presence of mind to do the fist pump thing after someone tried to.kill him? A bloke who shit out of military service and egged people on at the Cspitol but didn't do any of it himself? Fuck off

Exactly, if he was scared for his life, he’d be screaming for his mummy.

[Toxteth O'Grady]

You fucking know when you've heard a rifle shot at even 50 metres away, everybody is disorientated and has their hands over their ears.

Look at the fat cunt brushing his face.

 

[skend04]

Sliding Doors moment right there. 

[Harry's Lad]

Is Alec Baldwin a Democrat?

[Lee909]

Just now, Harry's Lad said:

Is Alec Baldwin a Democrat?

 

Alec Baldwin doesn't miss though

[Harry's Lad]

Just now, Lee909 said:

 

Alec Baldwin doesn't miss though

This is true.

[Vincent Vega]

Another reason he has to go, Sleepy Joe is a terrible shot.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Glock him up! Glock him up! Glock him up!