Donald Trump

[Gnasher]

Meanwhile, this morning on Trumpton, the real big news story.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

Meanwhile, this morning on Trumpton, the real big news story.

 

 

The most depressing this is, they’ll fly off the shelves. I hope the Crips and Bloods put their differences aside and go hunting 

[Pete]

47 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

The most depressing this is, they’ll fly off the shelves. I hope the Crips and Bloods put their differences aside and go hunting 

And he can reissue them too as they've 45 on the back so he can update to 47 and drain more money from the daft cunts. 

[TheHowieLama]

2 hours ago, Pete said:

And he can reissue them too as they've 45 on the back so he can update to 47 and drain more money from the daft cunts. 

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[Bobby Hundreds]

5 hours ago, Gnasher said:

Meanwhile, this morning on Trumpton, the real big news story.

 

 

Some Heavens gate type shit. We need to tell them there's a swimming pool exactly like the film Cocoon that brings youth and vitality to the aged, except really  it's no Alien rock in its depths its pure Polonium.

[Captain Turdseye]

American news outlets should just embrace it for what it is. It’s four more years. Trump - The Sequel. 
 

Biden is gonna fall over in public again, probably graze his face, maybe a broken rib or two. He’ll never live it down if it’s a physical gaffe like that, rather than the cognitive ones we’ve seen so far. He’s an old, frail grandad. 

 

Either that or his speech and memory get progressively worse in a short time and it’s obvious in debates/interviews. 
 

Once that happens it’s game over. #POTUS47

[Trumo]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

American news outlets should just embrace it for what it is. It’s four more years. Trump - The Sequel. 
 

Biden is gonna fall over in public again, probably graze his face, maybe a broken rib or two. He’ll never live it down if it’s a physical gaffe like that, rather than the cognitive ones we’ve seen so far. He’s an old, frail grandad. 

 

Either that or his speech and memory get progressively worse in a short time and it’s obvious in debates/interviews. 
 

Once that happens it’s game over. #POTUS47

 

If the orange fuck falls over in public, he'll create a sinkhole.

[Anubis]

Fuck you @Captain Turdseye. My boy Clooney is going to flatline your flatulent orange heffalump.

 

He just doesn’t know it yet.

 

#Clooney2025

#VoteAwesome!

[TheHowieLama]

I'd vote for Clooney's wife before him - and she is fuckin British!!

[Creator Supreme]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

American news outlets should just embrace it for what it is. It’s four more years. Trump - The Sequel. 
 

Biden is gonna fall over in public again, probably graze his face, maybe a broken rib or two. He’ll never live it down if it’s a physical gaffe like that, rather than the cognitive ones we’ve seen so far. He’s an old, frail grandad. 

 

Either that or his speech and memory get progressively worse in a short time and it’s obvious in debates/interviews. 
 

Once that happens it’s game over. #POTUS47

If he gets back in America will be a fascist dictatorship before the middle of next year, and he'll start world war 3 before the end of 2025.

[TheHowieLama]

he'll start world war 3 before the end of 2025.

 

That is one thing he will not be doing.

[TheHowieLama]

 

“I’ve known Jeff [Epstein] for 15 years. Terrific guy, He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.”

― Donald Trump

[Creator Supreme]

7 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

he'll start world war 3 before the end of 2025.

 

That is one thing he will not be doing.

I didn't say who with. He'll probably attack Canada, or Venezuela, or Nauru.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Madness on Sky News now. Someone has just tried to whack him at a rally in Pennsylvania. 

[TD_LFC]

Probably secured him the election.

[TheHowieLama]

The fella gave it the fuckin Nunez -- what a miss! Was just a matter of time.

[TheHowieLama]

Lads here already started with the false flag claims.

[Lee909]

4 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

Probably secured him the election.

 

100%

 

 

[Special K]

Why the fuck couldn't they have hit him?

 

Incidentally, where were the good guys with guns to protect him?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Biden has been informed of the shooting. He’s started drawing up a Vice President backup list. 

[TheHowieLama]

He puts his hand to his ear, pulls it away with no blood on it - then goes down and comes up bloody with his fist clenched shouting fight. The bullet angle would have hit someone on the side.

 

WWE baby!!

[Toxteth O'Grady]

This will be about as real as when that fat nacker Johnson had Covid and went into hospital for a kip, a free feed and to garner sympathy for being a 'man' of the 'people'.

Somebody will have let off a cracker at a designated time and the fat cunt will milk it all the way to the White House.

[an tha]

3 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

He puts his hand to his ear, pulls it away with no blood on it - then goes down and comes up bloody with his fist clenched shouting fight. The bullet angle would have hit someone on the side.

 

WWE baby!!

Worst blade job since this....

 

https://youtube.com/shorts/WmvgWzO76ZQ?si=PVKDxXiTtfPmQeQo

 

[Lee909]

1 minute ago, an tha said:

Worst blade job since this....

 

https://youtube.com/shorts/WmvgWzO76ZQ?si=PVKDxXiTtfPmQeQo

 

 

I knew what that would be before the link

As good as his chair shot

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Can we rule out the possibility that the bullet went into Trump’s ear and then came straight out of the other one?