Donald Trump

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Welcome to the club, Stig’s free blowjob is creditable on the first Monday after your first renewal.

 

It’s not really all that TBH, the navy didn’t really teach him well, but take it on principle because it’s the only real ‘prize’ you’re ever likely to get...

You didn't say that when you spunked in my eye you two faced cunt. Last time I cradle your balls. 

[Chip Butty]

13 minutes ago, magicrat said:

Love this from the Ayrshire Advertiser

 

10 hrs ago

Turnberry hotelier tests positive for coronavirus

By Ryan Thom  @JournalistRThomReporter

 

Brilliant

[cloggypop]

[TheHowieLama]

I'd rather rub against a fridge magnet.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

Covid eh?

 

Pretty convenient shield against this: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/oct/02/melania-trump-tapes-christmas-migrant-children-stephanie-winston-wolkoff

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

In a normal world, if this was accurate it'd be the end of most people's political careers. 

 

 

[Section_31]

[TheHowieLama]

Brilliant!

[TheHowieLama]

33 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

In a normal world, if this was accurate it'd be the end of most people's political careers. 

 

 

If it was accurate they would know the debate was Tuesday.

[Dougie Do'ins]

He's on his way to the hozzy in Marine 1

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

I reckon he'll cark it. 

 

Any snippets released by the White House have to be taken with a pinch of salt and they're likely downplaying the true extent of things. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

Just now, Nelly-Torres said:

I reckon he'll cark it. 

 

Any snippets released by the White House have to be taken with a pinch of salt and they're likely downplaying the true extent of things. 

Just on BBC news they said the Whitehouse has it's own medical facility. If he's been taken to hospital,  it's because it's something they can't treat.

[J-V]

Hopefully he recovers.

[Bruce Spanner]

2 minutes ago, J-V said:

Hopefully he recovers.

Maybe if you wear your MAGA hat outside the hospital and prey you can speed his recovery up? 
 

Maybe unload a clip in the air and shout some stupid shit about imagrunts and stuff that’ll get him through.

[Dougie Do'ins]

The hospital he's been taken to is only 15 miles away yet they're flying him in. Seems like they want him there in a hurry.

[J-V]

7 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Maybe if you wear your MAGA hat outside the hospital and prey you can speed his recovery up? 
 

Maybe unload a clip in the air and shout some stupid shit about imagrunts and stuff that’ll get him through.

Dribbling again.  You should get that checked out.

[Section_31]

3 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

The hospital he's been taken to is only 15 miles away yet they're flying him in. Seems like they want him there in a hurry.

Yeah it's weird but don't forget he's a notorious hypochondriac and germaphobe, he may simply have insisted. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

Just now, Section_31 said:

Yeah it's weird but don't forget he's a notorious hypochondriac and germaphobe, he may simply have insisted. 

Really  ? Didn't know that.

[Sugar Ape]

Covered all the bases there haven’t they?

 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

6 minutes ago, J-V said:

Dribbling again.  You should get that checked out.

Urgh, I’m not though, am I, silly-billy?

 

Whats happens here is you’ve not said anything whilst trying to posture over something and making an impression of having a point.

 

If you want to act the smart cunt at least try to the smart bit first.

 

What do you believe/want to say?

 

I’m all ready to debate/speak/argue.

 

The floor is yours...

[littletedwest]

Rumours that he was going to do a broadcast tonight to show he was fine so I'd say he is getting worse

[Section_31]

8 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

Covered all the bases there haven’t they?

 

 

How many songs can you make out of that? Two for me.

[J-V]

 

5 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Dribble

Quite obvious what I said interpret how you wish whilst cleaning the mess off your keyboard again.

 

You must make a right mess eating.  Your Mrs probably puts a bowl on the floor for you. 

[Sugar Ape]

1 minute ago, Section_31 said:

How many songs can you make out of that? Two for me.

We’re both thinking of this, yeah?

 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

Just now, J-V said:

 

Quite obvious what I said interpret how you wish whilst cleaning the mess off your keyboard again.

 

You must make a right mess eating.  Your Mrs probably puts a bowl on the floor for you. 

Is your hardwire malfunctioning?

 

Again, I ask, what do you have to say?

 

‘Banana golf tyre pine floor’