Donald Trump

[Vincent Vega]

Won’t sending out cheques result in massive queues at the banks so people desperate for the money can access it? Surely in this day and age money can be transferred wirelessly?

[stringvest]

8 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

The wait will be worth it mate, like Donald himself is paying you it and not out of Taxes the people have paid and will be hammered for in the future. 

This will all dwarf into insignificance compared to the cheques he'll be paying into his own businesses.  The most corrupt ham ever.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

7 minutes ago, stringvest said:

This will all dwarf into insignificance compared to the cheques he'll be paying into his own businesses.  The most corrupt ham ever.

 

What were his words to push his 'Make America Open again' campaign...'It's time to show that America is the comeback kid, ready to unleash a miracle economic rebirth.' The man is just a shit cartoon character you'd expect to read about in VIZ. 

[clockspeed]

3 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

What were his words to push his 'Make America Open again' campaign...'It's time to show that America is the comeback kid, ready to unleash a miracle economic rebirth.' The man is just a shit cartoon character you'd expect to read about in VIZ. 

Aldridge Prior ? 

[TheHowieLama]

29 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

 like Donald himself is paying you it and not out of Taxes 

His direct quote (after saying he has no idea about having his name on the checks) was:

 

"I am sure people will be very happy to get a big fat beautiful check with my name on it."

[Scott_M]

World Class.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

World Class.

 

 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

He is inciting a civil war. 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

It's great isn't it.

The end of Trump.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

It's great isn't it.

The end of Trump.

I hope Russia invaded. Thats what the Americans normally do when a country has a deranged dictator don't they? 

 

 

[Dougie Do'ins]

[Em City]

Here's Cuomo channeling his inner Pacino to verbally beat Donnie Dementia like a red headed stepchild. The smackdown commences at 1:15:50.

 

 

[Dougie Do'ins]

29 minutes ago, Em City said:

Here's Cuomo channeling his inner Pacino to verbally beat Donnie Dementia like a red headed stepchild. The smackdown commences at 1:15:50.

 

 

Cant wait to see Trumps reaction to that.

[Anubis]

Quality dig about names on cheques from Cuomo.

[Em City]

54 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Cant wait to see Trumps reaction to that.

 

"Little Andy Cuomo begged me for ventilators like a DOG! Nowhere near as famous or accomplished as his little FAKE NEWS brother Chris which is saying A LOT. SAD!"

[Captain Turdseye]

Say what you like about Obama but it can’t be denied that he’s a great speaker. 
 

 

Going from Barack Obama to to Donald Trump is twenty times worse than replacing Alex Ferguson with David Moyes. 

[Section_31]

16 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Say what you like about Obama but it can’t be denied that he’s a great speaker. 
 

 

Going from Barack Obama to to Donald Trump is twenty times worse than replacing Alex Ferguson with David Moyes. 

99.9% of the human race could do a better job than Trump, people on here could. 

 

If you took someone off the street and sat them in the oval office, they'd be overawed and thoroughly unprepared, but they'd probably do what they were told and surround themselves with people who knew what was going on.

 

I doubt they'd look directly at a solar eclipse, start calling other world leaders "little fat head" on Twitter or make their nan the head of the CIA. 

 

He's like an insane 12 year old kid, regardless of him being the President, I reckon if you met him anywhere, in any place of work, you'd think he was fucking nuts.

 

"Have you met that new bloke on the cake counter in Sainsburys? He was bragging about touching women's pussies and told me I was 'very mean' when I said it was a bit out of order."

[Mudface]

19 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Going from Barack Obama to to Donald Trump is twenty times worse than replacing Alex Ferguson with David Moyes. 

To be fair, at least Trump won something.

[Vincent Vega]

19 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

99.9% of the human race could do a better job than Trump, people on here could. 

 

If you took someone off the street and sat them in the oval office, they'd be overawed and thoroughly unprepared, but they'd probably do what they were told and surround themselves with people who knew what was going on.

 

I doubt they'd look directly at a solar eclipse, start calling other world leaders "little fat head" on Twitter or make their nan the head of the CIA. 

 

He's like an insane 12 year old kid, regardless of him being the President, I reckon if you met him anywhere, in any place of work, you'd think he was fucking nuts.

 

"Have you met that new bloke on the cake counter in Sainsburys? He was bragging about touching women's pussies and told me I was 'very mean' when I said it was a bit out of order."

You really have a way with words Section, great to have you back.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Live stream.

 

 

[littletedwest]

I love his followers,  they somehow link a fat adulterer who tries to cause shit to jesus, its like some Muslim president getting pissed and saying how great George best was and the Islamic community agreeing

[littletedwest]

This is a genuine attempt not even meant to be satirical 

[TheHowieLama]

“We need to be humble and modest that we don’t know everything” about Covid-19, Fauci said.

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

The faces he pulls. He should have a live audience track like Happy Days.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

9 hours ago, littletedwest said:

I love his followers,  they somehow link a fat adulterer who tries to cause shit to jesus, its like some Muslim president getting pissed and saying how great George best was and the Islamic community agreeing

 

That's the most frightening thing to be honest. If the World is unlucky, Trump will have one more term in office and then return to being a shit businessman who loses money. He'll still spout shite on Twitter etc, but he won't have any influence where it really matters. In fact I reckon a lot of powerful people will be gunning for the Orange skinned perma gurning cunt once he's back to being Trump the businessman. His followers will still be littered throughout society and the majority of the cunts will have guns and allowed to breed.