Issue 77 captions...

[dave u]

Have a crack at these, I'll add some more in the next day or two.

 

Issue 77 Captions

[Ted]

you can have this one for free, Dave:

 

 

Team bonding trip goes awry after Suarez spills Carroll's pint.

[Acid]

MS: Fuck off you little shithouse

LL: Fuck off you little shithouse

GJ: Fuck off you little shithouse

[Acid]

FT: I know they can become a big club again really...

 

LL: I got a text off Fernando the other day, he wants to know theres no hard feelings, he just needed to move on...

 

FT: I just didn't have the time, I'm 26...

 

RF: I read in the Times, Torres did an exclusive interview. He enjoyed his time at Liverpool, but had to move on...

 

FT: They are a big club, but Chelsea are a bigger club, I think I made the right choice...

 

RG: I got a phone call the other day off that Torres bloke...

 

DK: Is that Torres over there talking to Ronnie Moran?

 

FT: There you go mate, so Yossi, as I was saying, I just didn't have the time...

 

SL Reads in his head: Torres: Why I left Liverpool, exclusive interview...

 

FT: Some of their fans forget, I tried my hardest for them always, but I needed to move on...

 

CA: Fuck, off.

 

FT: Why won't anyone listen to me? :whoops:

[Seanleonardart]

 

" a flip her around, and then a work that booty " !!

[Seanleonardart]

 

Rooney : Serious hole on your one over there !!

 

Giggs : Wayne, thats me ma !!

[Seanleonardart]

 

Motson : Switch on the chelsea side, Torres on for Drogba !!

Lawrenson : Looks like their goin on the defensive

[Gav]

 

"............and words are all I have to take your heart away "

[Barzini]

 

Cardiff zoo offers reward for return of two missing primates

[RedKnight]

RM: You're all shit with a real ball, here, use this imaginary ball instead.

[dave u]

 

Cardiff zoo offers reward for return of two missing primates

 

Haha I was thinking more or less the same but just couldn't get the wording right. That's way snappier than the shit ones I was coming up with.

[RedKnight]

FT: You guys gotta start passing to me. I'm a peacock, you gotta let me fly!

[RedKnight]

Lucas: Here comes that dirty shithouse, better get my dig in firs.... arrrgh!

[RedKnight]

FT: Boss, I'm ready to go on.

CA: I told you it ain't happening. Now fuck off.

[Erik T]

 

But ref, Frank ate ALL the pies! He munched them like this, no?

[Captain]

 

Lucas decides to show Scholesy he can't tackle either.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

LL: I got a text off Fernando the other day, he wants to know theres no hard feelings, he just needed to move on...

 

 

Raul's face is ace!

[Captain]

 

Rafael was not happy when the others insisted on checking out his new hair-cut.

[Trumo]

 

Dirk Kuyt not only does baby celebrations, but also gives tips on baby care too. Whatta guy!

[Trumo]

 

Moments later, Scholes was claiming to the ref that he got the ball after one of his trademark "tackles". To be fair, he was right on this occasion.

[Trumo]

 

KD: Aye, this summer me an' Marina are relaxin' on the Copacabana. Yiz can come along too if yer like. We need a beachball.

SB: Hahaha...hey, wait!

[Trumo]

 

KD: It's your fault I had to tell your boss to piss off.

[Trumo]

 

FT: 5 times...they've won it 5 times!

[Trumo]

 

Ancelotti decided Chelsea will hold on to what they have.

[Trumo]

 

Random SkySports gobshite: His body language tells me he really doesn't want to be there.