Phesant with a squirrel body i shit you not.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I had squirrels in my loft. I put down poison and killed all three of them.

 

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[AngryOfTuebrook]

Then SL's poison turned them Spanish and killed them.

 

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Harsh.

[cloggypop]

[Spy Bee]

head

Hahahahaha!

[Scott_M]

This thread was/is hilarious. What an absolute jabroni.

[Dr Nowt]

Wrong thread.

[Bobby Hundreds]

No way, I thought he meant a pheasant body with a squirrel head, but he has seen a squirrels body and identified the head as that of a pheasant, still labeling it a pheasant too because the creature would have a pheasant brain in a pheasant head thus identifying itself as a pheasant even though its almost entirely a squirrel just as Stephen hawking identifies himself as human when he's mostly modern contraption. I wonder if Simon has ever seen a spaceship.

[Scott_M]

The thread when he told everybody his mates Mrs wanted to have his baby and they were going to artificially inseminate her was funny.

 

I would say you couldn't make up some of the shit he used to spout but he obviously could.

[Tony Moanero]

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[Captain Turdseye]

The thread when he told everybody his mates Mrs wanted to have his baby and they were going to artificially inseminate her was funny.

 

I would say you couldn't make up some of the shit he used to spout but he obviously could.

Si's fucking real, man. He's as mad in real life as he seems on here. The last I saw of him, he was waiting for a bus. Turns out we were on the wrong side of the road and Si needed to be on the other side and 100 yards or so further down.

 

I can remember him now. The bus was coming and away he went with a kind of one handed Superman/Alan Shearer sprint down the middle of the street. It was ace, the comedy gods couldn't have written it any better.

[TheHowieLama]

Still waiting for the book.

[lifetime fan]

You could write a book just from his posts on here.

[TheHowieLama]

Search for it and there is a thread where he wants to write a book - a poster who was published was willing to help him, I think.

I gave him a rough outline at the time - and the title Gullible's Travels - still waiting. 

[Bjornebye]

Just read this whole thread and been in tears. I miss Si

 

Turdseye that post about him running for the bus has sent me over the edge.

[Robbo29]

Where is Si, his posts brighten my day, lets get him back

[Carvalho Diablo]

Where is Si, his posts brighten my day, lets get him back

 

"I'll be back..."

 

[Elite]

Simon was hounded off the forum. There was always looking to mock him.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Still waiting for the book.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTSGp4UdEvQ

[AngryOfTuebrook]

You could write a book just from his posts on here.

(I've used this before, but... fuck it!)

 

[ZonkoVille77]

Where is Si, his posts brighten my day, lets get him back

Follow him on twitter. Just as random add ever.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Bump.

[Sugar Ape]

Bumpage

[alles ist gut]

His agent will see his arse, I shit you not

[Trumo]

The president's life is under threat. Only one man can save him, provided he doesn't get too distracted by the weird gamebird/rodent hybrid creature walking across his path. Is it the real threat to the commander in chief? TV Guide Best Actor award nominee Simon Maroulis stars in Clear And Squeasant Danger, coming to a fleapit near you.

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