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Oh yes i am a real man. 25 words pm and 5 wrong beat that suckers!!

 

 

You reached 68 points, so you achieved position 739037 of 870353 on the ranking list

 

 

You type 162 characters per minute

You have 25 correct words and

you have 5 wrong words

25 words

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I've got some ironing that needs doing. Can you pop over or should I drop it off? There's a Barcardi Breezer in it for you.

 

I don't mind a Breezer, and I don't mind ironing either.

 

But that doesn't change the fact that in one of those life-or-death situations in Mission Impossible II, when someone's about to open the door to the office, I'm still going to decrypt the whole file and return to the login screen and be off up the air-duct before the guard gets in, whereas you will be shot in the jaw as you frantically try to finish off typing your login.

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I don't mind a Breezer, and I don't mind ironing either.

 

But that doesn't change the fact that in one of those life-or-death situations in Mission Impossible II, when someone's about to open the door to the office, I'm still going to decrypt the whole file and return to the login screen and be off up the air-duct before the guard gets in, whereas you will be shot in the jaw as you frantically try to finish off typing your login.

 

you mean there are still computer systems that don't use retina recognition?

 

*puts specs back on and stares, bewildered, at keyboard*

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RiS, maybe you want to explain how the total number of people who had completed the test went from 853756 at the top of the thread and kept increasing throughout the thread until a certain RiS who was ranked out of a total of 446908 people. Riddle me this.

 

 

I would have got away with it if it hadn't been for you pesky kids.

 

Nice to think that some are willing to think I am the Steve Austin of typing.

 

I actually scored 48 words minute. I was pleasantly surprised given my spazzy style.

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Bit of a con that, really. You need a test with numbers, punctuation, grammar etc.

 

I'm pushing 75wpm, but I use a KB as part of what I do. I'd wager I'm faster than that when it's coming from my brain instead of being copied.

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I don't mind a Breezer, and I don't mind ironing either.

 

But that doesn't change the fact that in one of those life-or-death situations in Mission Impossible II, when someone's about to open the door to the office, I'm still going to decrypt the whole file and return to the login screen and be off up the air-duct before the guard gets in, whereas you will be shot in the jaw as you frantically try to finish off typing your login.

 

You're referring to a scene in the first Mission:Impossible, not the sequel, and there was no guard waiting to get in, he was a CIA employee. It is also unlikely that you would be shot in the jaw, or even shot at all, given that the scene was set in Langley, the CIA headquarters. You'd be arrested, detained and questioned.

 

Please do try to be accurate.

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It's not how fast you type, it's how you type fast - with a dash of flair, a touch of verve, a slither of vigor, a drop of swagger, a hint of panache and the dexterity of a classical pianist.

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39 words per minute first try, but not having any of that. Gonna carry on trying until I'm nearer 60.

 

edit : 48 second try.

 

Ok, gotta be taking the piss, 48 3rd try, 48 4th try.... Anything past 50 words and I'm done!

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