Norway the best country in the world.

[Tom R]

There's Norway I'm watching an ELEVEN minute youtup clip!

 

NEGGED

[Mandrill]

Boring, cold country with cold people. Women are quite overrated, a lot of them resemble Scouse girls with their ridiculous fake tans (they abuse it here in Oslo). People are weird with no manners (people push past you and don't say sorry).

 

Just because it's a rich country doesn't mean it's the best country in the world.

[raininblood]

dont forget the metal!

 

Early Norwegian black metal scene - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

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[Yerma'satexan!]

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[Yerma'satexan!]

Were you dissing Norway? Sorry, I don't listen to poor people.

[Yerma'satexan!]

Were you dissing Norway? I couldn't hear you, its hard to hear anything here at the top of the list of best countries in the world.

[Yerma'satexan!]

Were you dissing Norway? I couldn't hear you over my incredible awesome cheese slicer.

[Yerma'satexan!]

Were you dissing Norway? I couldn't hear you over my barrel of oil.

[stringvest]

Stavanger? No she went of her own accord.

[Code]

Top of the list again.

 

To get there you can take the boat from Stavanger or bus.

 

50 natural wonders: The ultimate list of scenic splendor | CNNGo.com

[Guest ShoePiss]

Well they've banned Snoop Dog for two years, just gone up in my estimation.

 

Why is there a law on the amount of cash one can carry?

 

BBC News - Snoop Dogg is banned from Norway

[Chairman Meow]

Why is there a law on the amount of cash one can carry?

 

Because if they limit you to carrying a maximum of £17,000 it means you can't get pissed and cause any trouble as you can only afford two pints.

[Bjornebye]

It's got fuck all on Syria right now.

[s(k)aturation]

Scandinavia?

Quisling.

[Section_31]

Went to Oslo couple of weeks ago, loved the place. One thing I notice when I go abroad now though, and it's the same with Amsterdam - is the proliferation of homeboys. And I don't mean people of a black persuesion, I mean homeboys. It grows tiresome.

[VladimirIlyich]

It seems a lovely country full of crackin' looking birds but with the odd crazy or two.

 

One day I would like to visit and give a more objective opinion.

[Remmie]

Add Trolltunga to Preiskestolen and Kjeragbolten as must see places for me, probably this year.

 

[Unrighteous]

I have sexed up Norwegian girls, so Norway is ok in my books.

[jonnybastard]

I shagged a norwayan girl once (three times actually). She was 19, ten years my junior, had the most beautiful blue eyes and the body of a porn star. My last shot at glory before I met the wife. Completely irrelevant, but I'm not missing a chance to tell the world.

[Remmie]

Please don't turn this into a sexual bragging thread...

[Hooch]

Whats a homeboy Section?

[bouncebrigade]

68p a pint in Haiti. The positives of earthquakes never get reported.

 

That's not cheap for disaster riddled Haiti, you can get a beer for that price in SE Asia without all the risks and with a lot more to see and do.

[bouncebrigade]

I shagged a norwayan girl once (three times actually). She was 19, ten years my junior, had the most beautiful blue eyes and the body of a porn star. My last shot at glory before I met the wife. Completely irrelevant, but I'm not missing a chance to tell the world.

 

Legend.

[PestiRed]

My rough thoughts on Norway after having worked with a fair few of them recently

 

Oil

They are extremely lucky bastards to have vast amounts of oil money that they are bright enough to use as a safety net for the population. On the good side, this makes them quite relaxed. On the bad side, they can be smug, arrogant bastards who are a nightmare to do business with due to not really caring or having a sense of urgency. Basically they are Qatari's but with a nice country instead of a desert.

 

Vikings

The idea that they are descended from Vikings is a fallacy. All the Vikings got on boats and left so the modern-day Norwegian comes from the genes of the guys who were too chicken-shit or too lazy to go and kill the rest of the world. On the plus side, this means they have deleted the psychotic side of the gene pool. On the negative side, they can be extremely boring and have a tendency to be unable to hold their ale (this is also related to my theory of why most Geordies are psychotic bastards)

 

So, intelligent but boring, socially aware but arrogant. That is all

[john23liverpool]

I spend plenty of time on ship in Norway and I've learned a few things.

 

1) beer is expensive as fuck (£8 for a bottle of warm carlsberg)

 

2) it's (nearly) always freezing cold.

 

3) people are mostly friendly

 

4) there are a lot of legendary moustaches on display (especially the lads I've met from Trondheim).