Well Andy Carroll is a cunt

[Pidge]

Looks like you need some more help. My post was relevant as the thread (as is often the case) changed from one specific incident to a more general theme of alcohol in football.

 

I had stated that I didn't know anything about the Carroll business and was speaking generally.

 

Now, ok with you chief?

 

But what the fuck does that have to do with hobnobs?

[Guest ShoePiss]

If i spelled it properly it would not be a forum name it would be a statement u fool. You responded to me speaking specificly about Carroll you moron, i dont give a shit if Rooney goes out every night and gets wellied u twat i would fucking love it.

 

 

U missed a space betweezn Stump and Town u fucking simpleton. I think you love the word Mong so much because you are part mong yourself.

 

 

haha

[Guest ShoePiss]

But what the fuck does that have to do with hobnobs?

 

Exactly!

[Scousa Tomo]

[s(k)aturation]

This was the OP quote. I found it funny how one person was out until well into the early hours and lacked the lucidity to be certain of the sighting due to their almost certainly inebriated state, yet still felt it morally right to judge someone else who may have been staying out too. I say "may" because this, as far as I know, has not been corroborated by anybody else. And there is no mention of the player being pissed up, or smashing car windows, twatting passers-by or puking in shop doorways. No details at all about what he may or may not have been doing. I can't help but think that a clearly pissed Mr WI was staring at a poster of the ponytailed Geordie, probably whilst muttering to himself about the greatest post-war assistant managers in the Albanian second division. That an autograph was declined is not the poster's fault. It's just a poster after all.

 

v funny

[razor]

 

SCOUSE and PROUD

 

BAN HIM!!!!

 

Surely that posture will lead to back problems in later life.

 

My chiropractor bills are astronomical.

[s(k)aturation]

I find doing the dishes very therapeutic, but I bet AC has a dish washer. He needs a second sport to indulge in as a hobby, maybe clay pigeon shooting - but he should choose a range that isn't near a pub.

 

Reading Jane Austen perhaps?

[Red Phoenix]

Best thread in ages. Wrong went out with a bang.

[Guest TK-421]

Reading Jane Austen perhaps?

 

Yeah. Or if he wants something more saucy then Riders by Jilly Cooper.

[Sugar Ape]

I saw Joe Cole, Suarez and Brad Jones playing jingles against the wall of the crown plaza at 3pm this afternoon.

 

GAMBLING!! In broad daylight!

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Just back from "Ladies" day. Was in the Queen Mother Stand, on the roof. Box right at the back, which contained Joe Cole, Glen Johnson, Dirk Kuyt, Raul Meireles (who looked proper dapper), and Pepe Reina.

 

Kuyt was always accompanied by a glass of champers, and Pepe was proper nailing the pints! Does that make them C*nts?

[s(k)aturation]

Just back from "Ladies" day. Was in the Queen Mother Stand, on the roof. Box right at the back, which contained Joe Cole, Glen Johnson, Dirk Kuyt, Raul Meireles (who looked proper dapper), and Pepe Reina.

 

Kuyt was always accompanied by a glass of champers, and Pepe was proper nailing the pints! Does that make them C*nts?

 

Posh cunts maybe.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Posh cunts maybe.

 

Possibly. However, given the way Pepe was caning the pints, I'm tempted to lump on Citeh on Monday to recoup some of the huuuuuuuuuuuge losses i've made today.

[s(k)aturation]

Possibly. However, given the way Pepe was caning the pints, I'm tempted to lump on Citeh on Monday to recoup some of the huuuuuuuuuuuge losses i've made today.

 

Thanks for the tip. I'll get on.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Probably pints of Boddingtons as a desperate "come and get me" plea to the Mancs.

 

 

You know what he's like.

[therevivalist]

Love me' date=' hate me whatever, I'm what you'll never be. Scouse. Oh and yes, us scousers are the life blood of both the club and the community, it starts and ends with us. Be glad you got invited you cunt.[/quote']

 

Oh come on now, give me a break; such chauvinistic rants are surely unworthy of a working class town that gave the world two great institutions...the Fab Four and the great LFC. Millions of fans the world over are passionate about this club and are not scouse. It's this huge global following that has made Liverpool such a sought-after iconic brand, not discounting of course the unique local fan base as epitomized by the famous YWNA. So you can see how the two dimensions reinforce to make Liverpool a formidable force internationally. And spouting unthoughtful rants such as the above does huge disservice to this great club and its millions of world wide supporters.

[Red Phoenix]

Oh come on now, give me a break; such chauvinistic rants are surely unworthy of a working class town that gave the world two great institutions...the Fab Four and the great LFC. Millions of fans the world over are passionate about this club and are not scouse. It's this huge global following that has made Liverpool such a sought-after iconic brand, not discounting of course the unique local fan base as epitomized by the famous YWNA. So you can see how the two dimensions reinforce to make Liverpool a formidable force internationally. And spouting unthoughtful rants such as the above does huge disservice to this great club and its millions of world wide supporters.

 

You just fed the troll and I claim my 5 pounds. Could've at least posted a pic of a cock hob nob.

[Charles Penrose]

You know you he reminds me of...

 

 

Lucas Leiva brawls with Everton legend.

 

[YOUTUBE]9mSY2_aC8WQ[/YOUTUBE]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

You know you he reminds me of...

 

 

Maybe I'm becoming a soppy tart in my old age, but I think that picture is adorable!

[DT]

Gotta love how a thread about Andy Carroll's perceived alcohol intake can turn into an OOT argument.

 

To me, scousers are passionate, compassionate, genuine, witty, honest, welcoming people and they judge you on who you are not what you are. I like that. You are rightly proud of those characteristics.

 

The city has always been massively influenced by the rest of the world and that's probably why it's still seen as a bit of a black sheep in much of the rest of England which was much more inward looking.

 

So maybe Scousa Tomo is in fact saying that he is proud of the way his city has always welcomed the outside influence because he recognizes how it's helped shape his identity?

[Red Phoenix]

Gotta love how a thread about Andy Carroll's perceived alcohol intake can turn into an OOT argument.

 

To me, scousers are passionate, compassionate, genuine, witty, honest, welcoming people and they judge you on who you are not what you are. I like that. You are rightly proud of those characteristics.

 

The city has always been massively influenced by the rest of the world and that's probably why it's still seen as a bit of a black sheep in much of the rest of England which was much more inward looking.

 

So maybe Scousa Tomo is in fact saying that he is proud of the way his city has always welcomed the outside influence because he recognizes how it's helped shape his identity?

 

Whatever the case, I always remember first registering here because I thought a lot of scousers were around. RAWK was for people from all over, and the offal doesn't even need description, but this place was and still is great because of that. It's in touch with the club and liverpool as an area a lot more than most other places, but creating a divide like Wrong did with some of the stuff he said just to defend his own thread isn't helping things. We should be glad there's a lot of scousers on here, not using it as a stick to beat others with.

[Barzini]

wor monger tag is fucking genius

[lfc_sotorious]

I think this whole thread has just been put to shame, Imagine what he could do if he went to bed at an reasonable hour

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Carroll is going to be pissed out of his fucking head tonight, boys and girls.

[Xherdan]

Andy Carroll must have been drinking pints of Tiger Blood.