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*Shakes head* Everton again.


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1 hour ago, Reckoner said:

I don't know what a 'crack East European' outfit would look like but I want to wear one.


Pop into mine over the weekend, there’s hundreds in my local area apparently 

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I'm over in Mallorca, celebrating my 10th wedding anniversary btw. 

 

Have a cracking and ongoing story. Basically yesterday morning we were waiting to get on the lift to go down, the door opens and a couple in their 50s were getting off on our floor. I helped with the suitcases and they said thanks. They were scousers, I said oh you're like me here to celebrate on Sunday. He goes, oh you're not fucking Liverpool are ye. I came over to get away from all of that shite, I said there is no escape in a friendly, joking way and he stormed off. I was pissing myself laughing.

 

Go for dinner yesterday evening, he's at the next table. I said hello, he wouldn't even look at me. Similar for brekkie this morning, sat two tables away, but I never said hello.

 

We weren't rushing for a sunbed by the pool this morning, I hate all that. Went for a walk and just seen what was left when we came back. Spotted two free beds in the middle of empty ones that had towels on them. Said we'd sit for an hour.

 

So two people come and sit next to us. Nice couple, lad from Merseyside and the woman from Essex. Who comes over to the bed in front of mine as we were introducing ourselves only the Everton fan. I asked the lad where he was from, said he recently moved to North Wales. I said, oh Everton are you? He said no way mate!! 

 

The Everton fan, got up and went right across the other side of the pool. 

 

It's too funny not to share this. It is like something completely made up. 

 

His first interaction in the hotel was with a redshite and he's letting it impact on his holiday. It's a brilliant spot, adults only, all inclusive, cracking views all of that and he was sat there today looking depressed.

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We’ve been to the British Museum this morning. Randomly, two American tourists were walking round in Everton tops. When they were looking at the Saxon helmets, I pointed out to them last time Everton won a trophy the helmets were all the fashion. 
 

They just looked at me with that blank, dead behind the eye, gormless, American look, like they knew I was speaking English but their brains still trying to compute what I said.

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7 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

Who the fucking hell has put that away kit together,  Stevie Wonder with Ray Charles as his assistant it's hideous 

 

Just came on to post the same, absolutely revolting strip.

 

Jesus, Gueye's got yellow leggings on too.

 

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3 hours ago, Byrnie said:

I'm over in Mallorca, celebrating my 10th wedding anniversary btw. 

 

Have a cracking and ongoing story. Basically yesterday morning we were waiting to get on the lift to go down, the door opens and a couple in their 50s were getting off on our floor. I helped with the suitcases and they said thanks. They were scousers, I said oh you're like me here to celebrate on Sunday. He goes, oh you're not fucking Liverpool are ye. I came over to get away from all of that shite, I said there is no escape in a friendly, joking way and he stormed off. I was pissing myself laughing.

 

Go for dinner yesterday evening, he's at the next table. I said hello, he wouldn't even look at me. Similar for brekkie this morning, sat two tables away, but I never said hello.

 

We weren't rushing for a sunbed by the pool this morning, I hate all that. Went for a walk and just seen what was left when we came back. Spotted two free beds in the middle of empty ones that had towels on them. Said we'd sit for an hour.

 

So two people come and sit next to us. Nice couple, lad from Merseyside and the woman from Essex. Who comes over to the bed in front of mine as we were introducing ourselves only the Everton fan. I asked the lad where he was from, said he recently moved to North Wales. I said, oh Everton are you? He said no way mate!! 

 

The Everton fan, got up and went right across the other side of the pool. 

 

It's too funny not to share this. It is like something completely made up. 

 

His first interaction in the hotel was with a redshite and he's letting it impact on his holiday. It's a brilliant spot, adults only, all inclusive, cracking views all of that and he was sat there today looking depressed.


Hahahahahahahaha fuck him the helmet 

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I wonder how many of them as usual will be in pubs around the city tomorrow gobbing off and moaning about Reds celebrating “why aren’t you at the game” with faces like thunder. 
 

They do it all the time just to get a reaction then complain when they get words given to them. Just stay at home and stick a box set on you dickheads. 

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3 hours ago, Byrnie said:

I'm over in Mallorca, celebrating my 10th wedding anniversary btw. 

 

Have a cracking and ongoing story. Basically yesterday morning we were waiting to get on the lift to go down, the door opens and a couple in their 50s were getting off on our floor. I helped with the suitcases and they said thanks. They were scousers, I said oh you're like me here to celebrate on Sunday. He goes, oh you're not fucking Liverpool are ye. I came over to get away from all of that shite, I said there is no escape in a friendly, joking way and he stormed off. I was pissing myself laughing.

 

Go for dinner yesterday evening, he's at the next table. I said hello, he wouldn't even look at me. Similar for brekkie this morning, sat two tables away, but I never said hello.

 

We weren't rushing for a sunbed by the pool this morning, I hate all that. Went for a walk and just seen what was left when we came back. Spotted two free beds in the middle of empty ones that had towels on them. Said we'd sit for an hour.

 

So two people come and sit next to us. Nice couple, lad from Merseyside and the woman from Essex. Who comes over to the bed in front of mine as we were introducing ourselves only the Everton fan. I asked the lad where he was from, said he recently moved to North Wales. I said, oh Everton are you? He said no way mate!! 

 

The Everton fan, got up and went right across the other side of the pool. 

 

It's too funny not to share this. It is like something completely made up. 

 

His first interaction in the hotel was with a redshite and he's letting it impact on his holiday. It's a brilliant spot, adults only, all inclusive, cracking views all of that and he was sat there today looking depressed.

Hahaha. They’re fucking cranks. The reds have melted their heads.

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3 hours ago, Byrnie said:

I'm over in Mallorca, celebrating my 10th wedding anniversary btw. 

 

Have a cracking and ongoing story. Basically yesterday morning we were waiting to get on the lift to go down, the door opens and a couple in their 50s were getting off on our floor. I helped with the suitcases and they said thanks. They were scousers, I said oh you're like me here to celebrate on Sunday. He goes, oh you're not fucking Liverpool are ye. I came over to get away from all of that shite, I said there is no escape in a friendly, joking way and he stormed off. I was pissing myself laughing.

 

Go for dinner yesterday evening, he's at the next table. I said hello, he wouldn't even look at me. Similar for brekkie this morning, sat two tables away, but I never said hello.

 

We weren't rushing for a sunbed by the pool this morning, I hate all that. Went for a walk and just seen what was left when we came back. Spotted two free beds in the middle of empty ones that had towels on them. Said we'd sit for an hour.

 

So two people come and sit next to us. Nice couple, lad from Merseyside and the woman from Essex. Who comes over to the bed in front of mine as we were introducing ourselves only the Everton fan. I asked the lad where he was from, said he recently moved to North Wales. I said, oh Everton are you? He said no way mate!! 

 

The Everton fan, got up and went right across the other side of the pool. 

 

It's too funny not to share this. It is like something completely made up. 

 

His first interaction in the hotel was with a redshite and he's letting it impact on his holiday. It's a brilliant spot, adults only, all inclusive, cracking views all of that and he was sat there today looking depressed.

Imagine letting stuff like that ruin your holiday.

 

Tonight ask the entertainment DJ to play YNWA.

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On 25/04/2025 at 08:14, an tha said:

 

 

Haha, fucking hell..I was going to say it was kopite behaviour, but it's even worse than some of the shite you can find for us. 

 

And what the fuck is going on with his accent? It doesn't sound very L4 to me. 

 

On 25/04/2025 at 10:32, Mudface said:

 

Why would anyone go anywhere near Bramley Moore anyway?

Mate,.didn't you know it's right in the middle of town?

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I know an Evertonian who is going to their last game of the season at Newcastle. Him and 4 of his mates have decided to stay in the North East after the game and fly out somewhere the day after rather than come and face the parade. 

 

I hope the bitter from my work who retired then booked a trip to Las Vegas for the last weekend if the season bumps into loads of Liverpool fans there.

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6 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

I know an Evertonian who is going to their last game of the season at Newcastle. Him and 4 of his mates have decided to stay in the North East after the game and fly out somewhere the day after rather than come and face the parade. 

 

I hope the bitter from my work who retired then booked a trip to Las Vegas for the last weekend if the season bumps into loads of Liverpool fans there.

 

"I'd stick it all on red, mate"

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5 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

I know an Evertonian who is going to their last game of the season at Newcastle. Him and 4 of his mates have decided to stay in the North East after the game and fly out somewhere the day after rather than come and face the parade. 

 

I hope the bitter from my work who retired then booked a trip to Las Vegas for the last weekend if the season bumps into loads of Liverpool fans there.

 

There's fucking loads of them going away. It's absolutely brilliant. And it's Bank holiday weekend for the lift and parade, it'll be costing them a fortune and wherever they go, they won't be able to avoid finding reds..

 

4 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

The 20 times mural outside the Sandon.

 

This thing? 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

 

There's fucking loads of them going away. It's absolutely brilliant. And it's Bank holiday weekend for the lift and parade, it'll be costing them a fortune and wherever they go, they won't be able to avoid finding reds..

 

 

This thing? 

 

 

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Funny. It's just all for show as well. Acting up to see who can out bitter each other. 

 

Yeah. I think it's only been up a day or two.

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1 hour ago, Reckoner said:

Haha sad to see but I kind of love this. The celebrations haven’t even started yet and they are cracking up.

It really is going to kill them.

 

Even us being defending champions in the first season at their new ground is pissing them off.

 

If it wasn't for LFC no one would have a clue who they are. 

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