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They are a sad shower.

 

One i know has been giving it the big one about abu dhabi for ages for obvious reasons - lately though he has started switching the focus to arsenal and now he has started with chelsea.

 

It is fucking pathetic but also funny watching them scramble and drop their keks for anybody who might stop us winning stuff.

 

And for the most part they are so blinded by jealousy and rage about us (which is really their disappointment and anger at how shite they are) that you can't have a sensible conversation about football with them.

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7 minutes ago, an tha said:

And for the most part they are so blinded by jealousy and rage about us (which is really their disappointment and anger at how shite they are) that you can't have a sensible conversation about football with them.


Impossible. Even with the more placid ones. They can’t bring themselves to hear any praise of Liverpool let alone acknowledge it. I’ve mentioned it before but I was talking to her brother a week or so after we’d won number 6 and he spent about 5 minutes going on about some youngsters coming through. I’m sure it was Lewis Dobbin. Next big thing and all that beat Finch Farm have seen in a long time etc (see Cademarteri, Jeffers and Jevons) after a bit I just thought you cheeky cunt and walked off. Couldn’t even bring himself to say “what did you do for the match?” or something. And football aside he’s a lovely fella. 

They call us a cult. It’s fucking superb. If you ever wanted Everton fans summed up it’s that gang of dickheads walking back over Stanley park after we beat them again, abusing the Asian lad and some little 17 year old rat of a lad “and what lad 39 Italians 39 Italians lad 39 Italians” and them grown men being racist and frothing at the mouth. Bad whoppers the lot of them. Everton are fucking shit and have been for about 95% of their entire existence and they will swear blind it’s all our fault despite quite openly saying “it’s never your fault” when they get the chance but then claim it’s about something else not Hillsborough. 

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21 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:


Impossible. Even with the more placid ones. They can’t bring themselves to hear any praise of Liverpool let alone acknowledge it. I’ve mentioned it before but I was talking to her brother a week or so after we’d won number 6 and he spent about 5 minutes going on about some youngsters coming through. I’m sure it was Lewis Dobbin. Next big thing and all that beat Finch Farm have seen in a long time etc (see Cademarteri, Jeffers and Jevons) after a bit I just thought you cheeky cunt and walked off. Couldn’t even bring himself to say “what did you do for the match?” or something. And football aside he’s a lovely fella. 

They call us a cult. It’s fucking superb. If you ever wanted Everton fans summed up it’s that gang of dickheads walking back over Stanley park after we beat them again, abusing the Asian lad and some little 17 year old rat of a lad “and what lad 39 Italians 39 Italians lad 39 Italians” and them grown men being racist and frothing at the mouth. Bad whoppers the lot of them. Everton are fucking shit and have been for about 95% of their entire existence and they will swear blind it’s all our fault despite quite openly saying “it’s never your fault” when they get the chance but then claim it’s about something else not Hillsborough. 

They've got worse in last 10 years or so as well.

 

Even the decent ones - and the ones who were already rabid are just a parody now 

 

And as for the young ones - the scalls who don't even really know what they are supposedly angry about with us but they just are (it is of course all an attempt to deflect from their own shiteness) - they are just absolutely pathetically hilarious.

 

I would say i'd wish they won something or had a bit of success like qualifying for Europe - thinking maybe it will quell the anger in them, but then I think no - because they are not capable of any sort of humility or winning with grace and they'd be beyond unbearable - a milk cup win would be lauded as better than a european cup, qualification for the uefa cup would be better than top 4 and a harder competition to win etc etc etc....and they'be claiming their rightful place as the best team in the world, lad - blah blah fucking blah.

 

So fuck them, the bitter pricks.

 

I actually never used to want them to go down - always saw it as bad for the city and for older decent blues. But all that has changed - fuck them, I want them down and down for years too now.

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5 hours ago, an tha said:

They've got worse in last 10 years or so as well.

 

Even the decent ones - and the ones who were already rabid are just a parody now 

 

And as for the young ones - the scalls who don't even really know what they are supposedly angry about with us but they just are (it is of course all an attempt to deflect from their own shiteness) - they are just absolutely pathetically hilarious.

 

I would say i'd wish they won something or had a bit of success like qualifying for Europe - thinking maybe it will quell the anger in them, but then I think no - because they are not capable of any sort of humility or winning with grace and they'd be beyond unbearable - a milk cup win would be lauded as better than a european cup, qualification for the uefa cup would be better than top 4 and a harder competition to win etc etc etc....and they'be claiming their rightful place as the best team in the world, lad - blah blah fucking blah.

 

So fuck them, the bitter pricks.

 

I actually never used to want them to go down - always saw it as bad for the city and for older decent blues. But all that has changed - fuck them, I want them down and down for years too now.

 

I had a mate who swore that the cup winners cup was better than the European cup because it had specialist cup winning teams in it, which obviously made it harder to win.

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6 hours ago, an tha said:

The irony is they will all go about that aussie and how great it is, but if he was a red they'd all be taking the piss and going on about tourist fans...

There was an American on one of their forums (linked on here) the other day and they were giving him dog's abuse.

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6 hours ago, an tha said:

They've got worse in last 10 years or so as well.

 

Even the decent ones - and the ones who were already rabid are just a parody now 

 

And as for the young ones - the scalls who don't even really know what they are supposedly angry about with us but they just are (it is of course all an attempt to deflect from their own shiteness) - they are just absolutely pathetically hilarious.

 

I would say i'd wish they won something or had a bit of success like qualifying for Europe - thinking maybe it will quell the anger in them, but then I think no - because they are not capable of any sort of humility or winning with grace and they'd be beyond unbearable - a milk cup win would be lauded as better than a european cup, qualification for the uefa cup would be better than top 4 and a harder competition to win etc etc etc....and they'be claiming their rightful place as the best team in the world, lad - blah blah fucking blah.

 

So fuck them, the bitter pricks.

 

I actually never used to want them to go down - always saw it as bad for the city and for older decent blues. But all that has changed - fuck them, I want them down and down for years too now.

So what you're saying is arsenal haven't just copied playing football like Everton, but their fans have copied the delusions?

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English football is a cesspit of corruption and incompetency and that European Cup / Champions League / Midden League is a dogs breakfast of a tournament with zero credibility.

 

davek

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dave winning a title corrupt or not

and a cup is a cup

if it was us we’d all party till we had liver problems


Of course. But no one is seriously arguing now that an English League title with the governance issues the PL has (holding an axe over certain clubs' heads) and expecting a level playing field with vast sums of cash 2 or so clubs have has not degraded the title; nor can anyone look at the EC/CL/Whatever that kin mess is now be seen as anything like the prestigious competition it was 10-20 years ago.

Football needs cleansing from top to bottom.

We could do with a new round of football hooliganism to clear the decks, tbh...obviously without the Kopite level of murder that goes with it.

 

Hahaha and we're back to it being a poor league. Same rhetoric as when we were fucking storming it in 2019/20.

 

Davek's misery and anger fuels me. Keep it coming you fucking bitter cunt, I'm almost on the vinegar strokes.

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10 hours ago, an tha said:

They are a sad shower.

 

One i know has been giving it the big one about abu dhabi for ages for obvious reasons - lately though he has started switching the focus to arsenal and now he has started with chelsea.

 

It is fucking pathetic but also funny watching them scramble and drop their keks for anybody who might stop us winning stuff.

 

And for the most part they are so blinded by jealousy and rage about us (which is really their disappointment and anger at how shite they are) that you can't have a sensible conversation about football with them.

Used to play footy with two bad bitter Evertonians. Any time any team would potentially stop Liverpool winning anything they would constantly talk about them. Both admitted to clapping Alex Ferguson when the Gwladys Street saw him leaving his seat in the Main Stand when he watched a game there. I think it was the year they beat us to the league after Rafas facts rant. 

 

I called them cringey as not too long ago they hated the Mancs as much as us and it was a big security risk with the fighting between the two sets of fans. They had the cheek to call me bitter because he was a true legend of the game and that Liverpool weren't good enough to beat his team.

 

They've since gone through phases of loving Chelsea, Arsenal, Leicester and Man City. Ironically they said it was embarrassing for Liverpool that Leicester won the Premier league before we did completely ignoring the fact that they've won more trophies than Everton this century. They'll bend whatever argument they want to try to have a go at us. 

 

Also work with one who will talk to you all day about away pubs and Evertons new stadium. The moment you mention Liverpool he completely changes the subject or just stops talking altogether. 

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4 hours ago, Rushies tash said:

 

I had a mate who swore that the cup winners cup was better than the European cup because it had specialist cup winning teams in it, which obviously made it harder to win.

I used to favour the Cup Winners Cup over the UEFA Cup,mainly because of the old one legged final. But history shows how ordinary some of teams who won it were. Very,ordinary indeed.

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42 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

 

Also work with one who will talk to you all day about away pubs and Evertons new stadium. The moment you mention Liverpool he completely changes the subject or just stops talking altogether. 

Sounds like he's practicing self care there. If he knows he'll kick off then he's doing the right thing trying to avoid it. Start reading about Championship club's locals and you'll have something to talk with him about.

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10 hours ago, an tha said:

They are a sad shower.

 

One i know has been giving it the big one about abu dhabi for ages for obvious reasons - lately though he has started switching the focus to arsenal and now he has started with chelsea.

 

It is fucking pathetic but also funny watching them scramble and drop their keks for anybody who might stop us winning stuff.

 

And for the most part they are so blinded by jealousy and rage about us (which is really their disappointment and anger at how shite they are) that you can't have a sensible conversation about football with them.

 

My mates father in law is a Blue and he was raging that the game was called off.

 

Said it was all because they'd found a bit of form (One victory against a team with the worst defensive record in the league) and we looked all over the place vs Newcastle (6 minutes away from winning) and pointed to the Wigan game being on as reason that the game didn't need to be called off.

 

My mate tried to point out that Wigan was a later kick off, further in land and had a much smaller crowd of people going and that whilst Wigan was on, The Blackpool game was called off for safety reasons, but the father in law was having none of it. My mate also pointed out that a rescheduled fixture was not good for us as we have fewer free game weeks and it presented our rivals with an opportunity to catch us up, but still the F I L refused to back down!

 

It's like a cult when it comes to us. They are impossible to reason with! 

 

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1 hour ago, Megadrive Man said:

 

My mates father in law is a Blue and he was raging that the game was called off.

 

Said it was all because they'd found a bit of form (One victory against a team with the worst defensive record in the league) and we looked all over the place vs Newcastle (6 minutes away from winning) and pointed to the Wigan game being on as reason that the game didn't need to be called off.

 

My mate tried to point out that Wigan was a later kick off, further in land and had a much smaller crowd of people going and that whilst Wigan was on, The Blackpool game was called off for safety reasons, but the father in law was having none of it. My mate also pointed out that a rescheduled fixture was not good for us as we have fewer free game weeks and it presented our rivals with an opportunity to catch us up, but still the F I L refused to back down!

 

It's like a cult when it comes to us. They are impossible to reason with! 

 


And I can guarantee if the game went ahead and we won it would have been a conspiracy for the game to go ahead blah blah blah. 

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8 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I used to favour the Cup Winners Cup over the UEFA Cup,mainly because of the old one legged final. But history shows how ordinary some of teams who won it were. Very,ordinary indeed.

How dare you speak that way about Everton and their peers, Magdeburg, Mechelen and Rangers.

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12 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

Used to play footy with two bad bitter Evertonians. Any time any team would potentially stop Liverpool winning anything they would constantly talk about them. Both admitted to clapping Alex Ferguson when the Gwladys Street saw him leaving his seat in the Main Stand when he watched a game there. I think it was the year they beat us to the league after Rafas facts rant. 

 

I called them cringey as not too long ago they hated the Mancs as much as us and it was a big security risk with the fighting between the two sets of fans. They had the cheek to call me bitter because he was a true legend of the game and that Liverpool weren't good enough to beat his team.

 

They've since gone through phases of loving Chelsea, Arsenal, Leicester and Man City. Ironically they said it was embarrassing for Liverpool that Leicester won the Premier league before we did completely ignoring the fact that they've won more trophies than Everton this century. They'll bend whatever argument they want to try to have a go at us. 

 

Also work with one who will talk to you all day about away pubs and Evertons new stadium. The moment you mention Liverpool he completely changes the subject or just stops talking altogether. 

And they call us a cult....

 

They are beyond parody.

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17 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

Used to play footy with two bad bitter Evertonians. Any time any team would potentially stop Liverpool winning anything they would constantly talk about them. Both admitted to clapping Alex Ferguson when the Gwladys Street saw him leaving his seat in the Main Stand when he watched a game there. I think it was the year they beat us to the league after Rafas facts rant. 

 

I called them cringey as not too long ago they hated the Mancs as much as us and it was a big security risk with the fighting between the two sets of fans. They had the cheek to call me bitter because he was a true legend of the game and that Liverpool weren't good enough to beat his team.

 

They've since gone through phases of loving Chelsea, Arsenal, Leicester and Man City. Ironically they said it was embarrassing for Liverpool that Leicester won the Premier league before we did completely ignoring the fact that they've won more trophies than Everton this century. They'll bend whatever argument they want to try to have a go at us. 

 

Also work with one who will talk to you all day about away pubs and Evertons new stadium. The moment you mention Liverpool he completely changes the subject or just stops talking altogether. 

Nice one for using 'cringey' instead of that god awful 'cringe' which is out of context when a lot of people use it nowadays.

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17 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

Ironically they said it was embarrassing for Liverpool that Leicester won the Premier league before we did completely ignoring the fact that they've won more trophies than Everton this century.

 

 

It's the red cartel that have stopped them you redshite bastard. 

 

Well the red cartel and Blackburn, Middlesbrough,Birmingham,Portsmouth West Ham,Wigan,Swansea and Villa

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1 hour ago, Lee909 said:

 

 

It's the red cartel that have stopped them you redshite bastard. 

 

Well the red cartel and Blackburn, Middlesbrough,Birmingham,Portsmouth West Ham,Wigan,Swansea and Villa

Onentem plays in red, the others in claret which is a shade of red.   

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