*Shakes head* Everton again.

[niallers]

https://x.com/Evershite/status/1852071744083030475?t=6k1AX3fM_C45CpDncivp8Q&s=19

 

 

 

 

 

[coachpotato]

On 28/10/2024 at 08:59, Harry Squatter said:

This is what i have never got about them. They had 3 good seasons in the 80s and apart from their title win in 1970 they did nothing that decade either. They've won nothing  for the last 30 years and qualified for European football about 6 times. They are just seen as anything between perennial relegation strugglers to lower table non entities. 

 

Yet their fans seem to think they are some worldwide footballing institution. They are only relevant because of us. 

You miss the point entirely though Harry, their heightened levels of clairvoyance have them winning multiple titles, Champions Leagues, FA Cups and League Cups if it hadn’t have been for …………………………………( insert as necessary).

They were the ONLY club to have been affected by what happened at……………………. (Insert as necessary.) 

[an tha]

They bang on about the wars and how they were robbed of titles. They'd have deffo won the league in all those years.

[Bjornebye]

7 hours ago, an tha said:

They bang on about the wars and how they were robbed of titles. They'd have deffo won the league in all those years.

Roy Evan’s shot Archduke Ferdinand and it was actually a bombing squadron from Glenbuck that blitzed Poland, Germany were just defending themselves and it all got out of hand. Covid only happened because we lost away at Watford then got knocked out the Champions league so Herr Shipman spoke to his ex nazi doctor golf pals who wiped out millions so we couldn’t lose the title. Collina was actually a figment of everyone’s imagination and was only brought out of a jar in Melwood to stop Everton winning the champions league after we’d won it so they couldn’t take the shine off our success. Ronnie Moran designed E’s to slow down Everton so the greatest ever team ever from the 80’s couldn’t start the most successful run by any team ever. Harvey Elliot isn’t injured he’s locked and loaded, hiding in a bush in the DMZ ready to kick off the Korean War if we get Spurs in the cup. If yer know yer history. 

[Harry Squatter]

I've seen a few of them bragging about the new home end in their stadium being bigger than the Kop conveniently forgetting that design was changed years ago.  They've now got a stand split into 2 which looks like one at Ibrox or the King Power. 

 

Love the way they always think they are getting one over us. 

[aws]

We are the only thing which gives meaning to their existence. 

[Barrington Womble]

On 22/10/2024 at 15:57, an tha said:

To be fair some of the work on that stand is shocking.

 

Brickwork looks like yosser hughes has done it....the claddding in places is shoddy as fuck and they still haven't got window sills in places.

 

 

 

Yeah, it's been a proper shit show and it looks like the club have given up on putting any of it right. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

All quiet in The Brick.

[sir roger]

Late VAR chalking off an equaliser?

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[Lee909]

They'll be saved by 3 very shit teams below them. Leicester should have done the job. Though the points deduction should have been a year earlier and killed them

[Harry Squatter]

The twats will win a few games mid February and that always keeps them up because of the utter shite who always take up the 3 relegation spots. 

 

Hopefully their takeover falls through again. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I'm not even thinking about relegation; I'm just enjoying their misery in the meantime.

[Scott_M]

[Lee909]

17 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

 

Hopefully their takeover falls through again. 

 

Can't see it, the guy taking over has had offers for his shares in Palace

[an tha]

6 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

 

Yeah, it's been a proper shit show and it looks like the club have given up on putting any of it right. 

I see they actually finished the cladding on the roof by the kemlyn!

[Reckoner]

6 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Haha was it a last minute goal or something? I only just found out they lost. 

[Scott_M]

1 minute ago, Reckoner said:

Haha was it a last minute goal or something? I only just found out they lost. 

Yep. Went behind in the 85th, Beto “equalised” in the 89th.

[Reckoner]

1 minute ago, Scott_M said:

Yep. Went behind in the 85th, Beto “equalised” in the 89th.

I fucking love them.

[Reckoner]

Got sent this 

[razor]

3 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

All quiet in The Brick.

 

Not all quiet.

 

Apparently there were some wools in the away end today, so that's the story of the day.

 

 

 

 

[Lee909]

The Brick: Support your local team like we support travelling mancs

[AngryOfTuebrook]

10 minutes ago, razor said:

 

Not all quiet.

 

Apparently there were some wools in the away end today, so that's the story of the day.

 

 

 

 

 

[an tha]

14 minutes ago, razor said:

 

Not all quiet.

 

Apparently there were some wools in the away end today, so that's the story of the day.

 

 

 

 

The comments section is hilarious.

[DalyanPete]

On 01/11/2024 at 12:55, coachpotato said:

You miss the point entirely though Harry, their heightened levels of clairvoyance have them winning multiple titles, Champions Leagues, FA Cups and League Cups if it hadn’t have been for …………………………………( insert as necessary).

They were the ONLY club to have been affected by what happened at……………………. (Insert as necessary.) 

A war? What did I win,