*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Bjornebye]

Jesus what a fucking shit atmosphere hahahaha fucking hell.

[Harry Squatter]

28 minutes ago, MacsBurstNads said:

Jesus what a fucking shit atmosphere hahahaha fucking hell.

Arr fuck off lad, the Old Lady is bouncing every fucking game lad, it's a bear pit full of local proper fucking fans not like your tourist fucking hole puncher loft extension. 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Arr fuck off lad, the Old Lady is bouncing every fucking game lad, it's a bear pit full of local proper fucking fans not like your tourist fucking hole puncher loft extension. 

“Exactly mate it’s a cauldron Shakespeare himself said even Macbeth would have shaken to his knees at the old lady lad 17 European Cups we would have won in the 80s lad you fucking ruined it mate where you going again Mosley Hill? Wool you lad I’m from Scotty Road lad this is me last fair what’s this about Gravenberch and the steds then lad? Klopp and Red Bull we all seen it coming lad tell you what you’re lucky everyone’s looking towards City because you lot break the rules daily don’t vape in the taxi mate have you seen Blood Diamond? Slot sniffs vending machines.”

[Bjornebye]

Calvert Lewin caught offside 5 times more than any other player in the league. 
 

Nunez wake up lad can’t be having the offside winning dvd coming out 

[Binomial]

Everton are fucking shite.

[Pete]

7 minutes ago, Binomial said:

Everton are fucking shite.

Yet still won’t get relegated.

[Binomial]

7 minutes ago, Pete said:

Yet still won’t get relegated.

It pains me to have to agree.

[Lee909]

Iwobi

That'll go down well 

[cloggypop]

His best Goodison goal 

[TheHowieLama]

That's a guy who knows Pickford couldn't stop a trial subscription.

[Lee909]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

6 hours ago, MacsBurstNads said:

Jesus what a fucking shit atmosphere hahahaha fucking hell.

 

 

[Bourbon]

Who do they think they are?

 

Dyche has done a very good job for them - kept them up, kept them organised and kept the playing side on an even keel throughout multiple points deductions, endless signature boardroom upheaval, a mess of a squad, no cash and god knows what type of behind the scenes carryings on underneath a clearly bent set up. 
 

Yet they’re treating him like Medieval royals treat servants.

 

The delusion is baffling, yet they call us arrogant. 

When was their last decent side? Ancelotti for a season, top 7,8? Moyes’s lasts season, 7th was it?

 

Then his 4th place in 04/05, before that 95 and they finished bottom 8 in the league then?

 

[manwiththestick]

The Ancelotti season doesn't count remember.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Dyche stopped them getting relegated for that he should always be called one of the UKs biggest cunts.

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

The Ancelotti season doesn't count remember.

Love that they never got to properly see Rodriguez the world class talent who chose Everton over every team in the world that wanted him etc 

[Paulie Dangerously]

So many layers to this. 

[RJ Fan club]

4 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

So many layers to this. 

Nah mate, that’s a standard level of cobweb in the Everton trophy room 

[an tha]

6 hours ago, Bourbon said:

Who do they think they are?

 

Dyche has done a very good job for them - kept them up, kept them organised and kept the playing side on an even keel throughout multiple points deductions, endless signature boardroom upheaval, a mess of a squad, no cash and god knows what type of behind the scenes carryings on underneath a clearly bent set up. 
 

Yet they’re treating him like Medieval royals treat servants.

 

The delusion is baffling, yet they call us arrogant. 

When was their last decent side? Ancelotti for a season, top 7,8? Moyes’s lasts season, 7th was it?

 

Then his 4th place in 04/05, before that 95 and they finished bottom 8 in the league then?

 

It is the delusion and entitlement that makes them so funny.

 

They'll run Dyche out of town because they think they should be better, but actually he is perfect for them - he utilises the shite he has in a way that maximises their few strengths and covers for their many, many weaknesses about as well as could hope.

 

He has made them relatively difficult to beat often enough and awkward to play against and he knows how to keep them out of trouble and has stabilised them nicely clear of the dogfight.

 

But let them run him out of town and hopefully they bring in a clown like DeTory who will no doubt have them relegated within a few years - if the poor fucker whoever he is can stick it that long or is given that long.

[redinblack]

4 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

So many layers to this. 

HallBOOeeeen decs

[Gruntfuttock]

They won't be happy with France 24...

 

 

[Bourbon]

9 hours ago, an tha said:

It is the delusion and entitlement that makes them so funny.

 

They'll run Dyche out of town because they think they should be better, but actually he is perfect for them - he utilises the shite he has in a way that maximises their few strengths and covers for their many, many weaknesses about as well as could hope.

 

He has made them relatively difficult to beat often enough and awkward to play against and he knows how to keep them out of trouble and has stabilised them nicely clear of the dogfight.

 

But let them run him out of town and hopefully they bring in a clown like DeTory who will no doubt have them relegated within a few years - if the poor fucker whoever he is can stick it that long or is given that long.

He does suit them and you’re right, let them bomb him out, bring in some beaut who fancies himself, gets into a footballing culture war death cycle with them after spending a fortune, rinse and repeat. 

 

15 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

The Ancelotti season doesn't count remember.

I love this rebuttal whenever they go on the front foot about the Asterisk Title - so your Ancelotti run plus anfield derby win which loads of you changed your pictures to, doesnt count then either?

 

*something muttered about Kuyt not being sent off for making zero contact with Phil Neville in 1983*

[Harry Squatter]

19 hours ago, Bourbon said:

Who do they think they are?

 

Dyche has done a very good job for them - kept them up, kept them organised and kept the playing side on an even keel throughout multiple points deductions, endless signature boardroom upheaval, a mess of a squad, no cash and god knows what type of behind the scenes carryings on underneath a clearly bent set up. 
 

Yet they’re treating him like Medieval royals treat servants.

 

The delusion is baffling, yet they call us arrogant. 

When was their last decent side? Ancelotti for a season, top 7,8? Moyes’s lasts season, 7th was it?

 

Then his 4th place in 04/05, before that 95 and they finished bottom 8 in the league then?

 

This is what i have never got about them. They had 3 good seasons in the 80s and apart from their title win in 1970 they did nothing that decade either. They've won nothing  for the last 30 years and qualified for European football about 6 times. They are just seen as anything between perennial relegation strugglers to lower table non entities. 

 

Yet their fans seem to think they are some worldwide footballing institution. They are only relevant because of us. 

[Turkish Delight]

9 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

This is what i have never got about them. They had 3 good seasons in the 80s and apart from their title win in 1970 they did nothing that decade either. They've won nothing  for the last 30 years and qualified for European football about 6 times. They are just seen as anything between perennial relegation strugglers to lower table non entities. 

 

Yet their fans seem to think they are some worldwide footballing institution. They are only relevant because of us. 

 

We have the same number of major trophies this century as they have in their entire club history (15 excluding charity shields).

[TheHowieLama]

On 27/10/2024 at 10:08, Bobby Hundreds said:

Dyche stopped them getting relegated for that he should always be called one of the UKs biggest cunts.

 

Him and James FUCKING Maddison.