*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Bobby Hundreds]

They can spring a leak instead.

[Harry Squatter]

Bon Jovi performing their album slippery when wet also.

[Anubis]

1 minute ago, Harry Squatter said:

Bon Jovi performing their album slippery when wet also.

Dave will be banning you for that.

[Pete]

26 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Bon Jovi performing their album slippery when wet also.

Certainly not a Dry County. 

[redinblack]

They won't need to Find The River, it will find them 

[Trumo]

Nil Astbury Park NJ Nisi Uptown Girl.

[stringvest]

floodison ark - that made me chortle

[manwiththestick]

The People's Sub.

[Bjornebye]

First team to draw Atlantis in the cup 

[Elite]

They've hired Aquaman as groundskeeper.

[Bjornebye]

Hahaha I see a few of them have turned on Springsteen fucking lunatics 

[Creator Supreme]

2 hours ago, stringvest said:

floodison ark - that made me chortle

That's a belter.

[Anubis]

Can you all stop mocking Everton’s brand new public open air swimming pool.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

https://www.facebook.com/100057313696884/posts/pfbid027rxbsHk6xymCsT1cPQFKEs65HyzzxM9L54LKVXPjyWBfAUC3TiZ9WRAWaYBmwfLPl/
 

Sorry, don’t know how to embed this.

[niallers]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

First team to draw Atlantis in the cup 

Haha, just spat a mouthful of tea reading that.

Another first for the bitters

 

[Lee909]

[Creator Supreme]

They're fucking mentalists, if you don't blindly agree that the Boo Camp is the greatest stadium the world has ever seen with the best transport links and the most wonderful atmosphere, you're as thick as shit apparently.

 

I hope the fucking thing sinks.

[Megadrive Man]

10 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Hi, I'm Springsteen's agent and I'd like to book a stadium gig in Liverpool.

 

Splendid! We have two stadia.

 

Are they both fully built?

 

One is.

 

OK. I'll take that one.

 

Hi, I've won a goldfish and have nowhere to keep it in Liverpool.

 

Splendid! We have two stadia.

 

Are they both full with water?

 

One is.

 

OK. I'll take that one.

[Bjornebye]

The Peoples Orb 

[redinblack]

12 hours ago, Anubis said:

Can you all stop mocking Everton’s brand new public open air swimming pool.

Been decided the official stadium name is The Kirkdale Lido.

[Harry's Lad]

The Bramley Moore Lido.

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

I think its a shit looking design but then our ground looks ridiculous with its two giant stands. At the end of the day you are all facing the pitch for 90 minutes or a shallow pool of brown water with 11 turds floating on it.

[VladimirIlyich]

17 hours ago, Anubis said:

Can you all stop mocking Everton’s brand new public open air swimming pool.

Boz Scaggs performing the Lido Shuffle.

[Evelyn Tentions]

20 hours ago, Anubis said:

Can you all stop mocking Everton’s brand new public open air swimming pool.

Aqualung - Jethro Tull getting the boys back together.

[Reckoner]

Rhyl Sun Centre.