*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Barrington Womble]

4 hours ago, Anubis said:

Who’s buying? Is anyone that desperate for a one in twenty striker?

 Brentford could be an option . Their Toney replacement is injured. If they get him at firesale prices, then scores a few goals, they'll probably make a profit on him next summer. 

[Toxteth O'Grady]

8 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

 Brentford could be an option . Their Toney replacement is injured. If they get him at firesale prices, then scores a few goals, they'll probably make a profit on him next summer. 

Brentford seem to be a well run club and know what they are doing,  no way are they paying his wages to be ready to play for 20 games a season.

He will be on double the wages of their highest earner, plus a transfer fee, signing him would be the quickest way to the poor house for a club like Brentford.

[lifetime fan]

3 minutes ago, Toxteth O'Grady said:

Brentford seem to be a well run club and know what they are doing,  no way are they paying his wages to be ready to play for 20 games a season.

He will be on double the wages of their highest earner, plus a transfer fee, signing him would be the quickest way to the poor house for a club like Brentford.

I read somewhere Toney was only their third highest earner as he’s towards the end of his deal, about £34k a week was reported. 
 

DCL is apparently on £90k a week. 

[Toxteth O'Grady]

7 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

I read somewhere Toney was only their third highest earner as he’s towards the end of his deal, about £34k a week was reported. 
 

DCL is apparently on £90k a week. 

Sounds about right mate.

Brentford would be mental to break a wage structure for Calvert-Lewin who wont be exactly motivated by the move.

His best option, if he's only got 12 months left on his contract his to turn up and put a shift in for high profile games and then blag a payday in Saudi or America or hope some yesterdays man type manager who's managed over here before like Conte or Mourinho decide to come i for him on past reputation of about one good season.

From what I've seen, Mourinho might be lucky to escape alive from Turkey by Xmas and Napoli want Lukaku while they can keep his weight below 20 stone.

In the past you'd be looking at domestic idiots like Villa, Newcastle and West Ham to waste money on him,  but Villa are now well run, West Ham have spunked about 4 years money on loads of old players with little resale value and Newcastle are looking for a CB and will have to sell before they can buy anyone else.

 

[Lee909]

2 hours ago, Chris said:

Could see Bournemouth having a look at him. It’s not really his fault he’s a 1 in 20 striker. More often the not he’s about 20 years from his nearest teammate up front on his own. 

 

Bournemouth already spent 40ml on Evanilson

[Bjornebye]

If Toney is on 34k a week no wonder he’s potentially interested in a move to Saudi 

[Barrington Womble]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

If Toney is on 34k a week no wonder he’s potentially interested in a move to Saudi 

Sportrac have him on a fraction over $1m USD per year. Whic is less than half that. 

[dave u]

12 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

If Toney is on 34k a week no wonder he’s potentially interested in a move to Saudi 

 

No wonder he's been throwing in all those side bets too. 

[Toxteth O'Grady]

2 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Sportrac have him on a fraction over $1m USD per year. Whic is less than half that. 

No wonder the fucker was involved in betting irregularities.

He could work for Sky Sports and turn up at Melwood for the late shift on transfer deadline day and get something horrific shoved in his ear for twice the money.

[dave u]

2 hours ago, Chris said:

Could see Bournemouth having a look at him. It’s not really his fault he’s a 1 in 20 striker. More often the not he’s about 20 years from his nearest teammate up front on his own. 

 

That's true. It's not his goalscoring record that would worry me, it's the injuries. I think he's a good player and he's the only Everton player who concerns me when we play them. If they sell him they're fucked, because Beto is comically bad.

[Barrington Womble]

6 minutes ago, dave u said:

 

That's true. It's not his goalscoring record that would worry me, it's the injuries. I think he's a good player and he's the only Everton player who concerns me when we play them. If they sell him they're fucked, because Beto is comically bad.

In terms of goals scoring though, he's mostly been pretty poor except for the purple patch under ancelotti. 

[Bjornebye]

If he’s fit and gets service into the box like he got from Digne then Calvert-Lewin is decent. He’s never fit though and they lose the ball before the get a chance to cross. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

8 hours ago, Fowlers God said:

tbf I was watching the game with my bloo daughter and he deffo didn't see another screen 

Were you close to him?

 

Looks like he's got a tablet or something here.

[Bjornebye]

Well these are gettin’ any fuckin’ presents 

[Toxteth O'Grady]

I was just thinking back, who was the Sky Sports presenter who got the dildo in his earhole?

And I wonder how many jabs he needed after that?

Can you imagine turning up on a Monday morning at The Liverpool School of Tropical Medicine needing 20 vaccinations and having the medical world stumped as normally they ca trace it back to the wilds of the Democratic Republic of Congo, possibly from a Cryptid called Mokele M'Bembe and on this one occasion it was isolated back to one of the 10,000 things that had been inside big Gloria who lived above the Bingo on the corner of Breckfield Road North.

And the area was closed down with Hazmat tape for about 2 hours and  then they realised that everybody within 3 miles had it and fucked off and left them to carry on as normal.

 

[an tha]

11 hours ago, Fowlers God said:

tbf I was watching the game with my bloo daughter and he deffo didn't see another screen 

They used something - a handheld i think.

[Anubis]

4 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Were you close to him?

 

Looks like he's got a tablet or something here.

 

If you see the full picture there is an open hard case on the floor. He’s looking down as the back up screen is in the hard case. In the first picture you can actually see the backup screen flat in the hard case if you zoom in (see pic 2 below).

 

 

 

[Sut]

9 hours ago, Toxteth O'Grady said:

I was just thinking back, who was the Sky Sports presenter who got the dildo in his earhole?

And I wonder how many jabs he needed after that?

Can you imagine turning up on a Monday morning at The Liverpool School of Tropical Medicine needing 20 vaccinations and having the medical world stumped as normally they ca trace it back to the wilds of the Democratic Republic of Congo, possibly from a Cryptid called Mokele M'Bembe and on this one occasion it was isolated back to one of the 10,000 things that had been inside big Gloria who lived above the Bingo on the corner of Breckfield Road North.

And the area was closed down with Hazmat tape for about 2 hours and  then they realised that everybody within 3 miles had it and fucked off and left them to carry on as normal.

 

The African Loch Ness Monster! This really tickled me.

[Anubis]

They all seem vey excited about Ndiaye.

[Harry Squatter]

Everton have been the only team in history to constantly be on the wrong end of every refereeing decision. All these decisions have had a knock on effect and have stopped them dominating English and European football for long periods. It is a deliberate agenda against them by everyone in charge. 

[stringvest]

27 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Everton have been the only team in history to constantly be on the wrong end of every refereeing decision. All these decisions have had a knock on effect and have stopped them dominating English and European football for long periods. It is a deliberate agenda against them by everyone in charge. 

 

this thinking applies to every football team in the land - including ourselves

[Talismanic]

2 minutes ago, stringvest said:

 

this thinking applies to every football team in the land - including ourselves

Nah, I still chuckle about Alan Handball and Inchy and Sharp running at the ref like a junkie trying to find a vein

[VladimirIlyich]

10 minutes ago, stringvest said:

 

this thinking applies to every football team in the land - including ourselves

I think most teams accept what and where they are in the pecking order. Everton on the other hand!

[Harry Squatter]

15 minutes ago, stringvest said:

 

this thinking applies to every football team in the land - including ourselves

We've been fucked over far more than Everton in important league games and even in finals but Evertonians create entire parallel universes based on not getting penalties in meaningless derbies or the 4th round of the FA Cup. 

[Vincent Vega]

They’re fuming (when are they not?) at the fees we’ve agreed for Carvalho, van den Berg and Clark. Just because nobody wants to buy any of their shite.