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*Shakes head* Everton again.


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Fucking great one here.

 

 

Been reffing the last two years to get fit and earn some cash.

 

reffed a game this morning with two youth teams. Always get aggro from the youth teams/parents/coaches never in adult football when I’m reffing.

 

Gave a indirect freekick after the keeper picked the ball up after his defender knocked it to him at goal kick.

 

Theyre coach has a pop, its kids football have some empathy he says. I go other to explain the rules and he says this:

 

”I’m an Everton season ticket holder, I know the rules”

 

I had to walk away before I pissed myself.

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3 hours ago, Walter Sobchak said:

Fucking great one here.

 

 

Been reffing the last two years to get fit and earn some cash.

 

reffed a game this morning with two youth teams. Always get aggro from the youth teams/parents/coaches never in adult football when I’m reffing.

 

Gave a indirect freekick after the keeper picked the ball up after his defender knocked it to him at goal kick.

 

Theyre coach has a pop, its kids football have some empathy he says. I go other to explain the rules and he says this:

 

”I’m an Everton season ticket holder, I know the rules”

 

I had to walk away before I pissed myself.

Hahaha! 

I'd have kept that under wraps if I was him.

I do kids football for exactly the same reasons as yourself but stay away from the adults. There is probably more grief at junior level though,as you say.

I had a 'friendly' a couple of weeks back and had to send two kids off for fighting. Friendlies are usually nothing of the sort.

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10 hours ago, Walter Sobchak said:

Fucking great one here.

 

 

Been reffing the last two years to get fit and earn some cash.

 

reffed a game this morning with two youth teams. Always get aggro from the youth teams/parents/coaches never in adult football when I’m reffing.

 

Gave a indirect freekick after the keeper picked the ball up after his defender knocked it to him at goal kick.

 

Theyre coach has a pop, its kids football have some empathy he says. I go other to explain the rules and he says this:

 

”I’m an Everton season ticket holder, I know the rules”

 

I had to walk away before I pissed myself.

You just know he'll be telling that story with you cast as a redshite and you walking away beaten after he said it to you ...

 

I have to say i would have struggled not to answer him with 'ah that explains your team breaking the rules then'....

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"I turned round and said, lad, I've got two words for you - Clive and Thomas."

 

"Everyone stood up and clapped.  If you know, you know, if you don't know, you're a RS..."

 

"We lost 5-1."

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On 06/07/2024 at 12:49, Walter Sobchak said:

Fucking great one here.

 

 

Been reffing the last two years to get fit and earn some cash.

 

reffed a game this morning with two youth teams. Always get aggro from the youth teams/parents/coaches never in adult football when I’m reffing.

 

Gave a indirect freekick after the keeper picked the ball up after his defender knocked it to him at goal kick.

 

Theyre coach has a pop, its kids football have some empathy he says. I go other to explain the rules and he says this:

 

”I’m an Everton season ticket holder, I know the rules”

 

I had to walk away before I pissed myself.

 

Brilliant that. As someone said above, that's a story being told in the Brick in September with him claiming that he got you to admit the PED cycles and that you personally pushed someone into a fountain 

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On 06/07/2024 at 13:49, Walter Sobchak said:

Fucking great one here.

 

 

Been reffing the last two years to get fit and earn some cash.

 

reffed a game this morning with two youth teams. Always get aggro from the youth teams/parents/coaches never in adult football when I’m reffing.

 

Gave a indirect freekick after the keeper picked the ball up after his defender knocked it to him at goal kick.

 

Theyre coach has a pop, its kids football have some empathy he says. I go other to explain the rules and he says this:

 

”I’m an Everton season ticket holder, I know the rules”

 

I had to walk away before I pissed myself.

Should of said pity your club doesn't.

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5 hours ago, Fugitive said:

Legend has it, if you’re an Evertonian and say ‘Clive Thomas’ 3 times in the mirror, he appears and shows you a red card. 

 

What if you say it 5 times? Nil Satis Nisi Candyman.

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15 hours ago, Walter Sobchak said:

Honestly lads, I struggled not  to take the piss out of him for the rest of the game.

 

His lads lost 11-0.

 

But it’s not the winning is it…

What score was it when you gave the indirect free?

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Three points about this.

 

His mingebag club have been cryarsing about making a contribution to the cost of a fan marshalling zone at Sandhills (basically, a bit of tarmac and a wall) but he wants someone to build them a new fucking railway station.

 

The only place for a station that's closer to the stadium than Sandhills is Boundary Street.  A station there would be about half a minute away from Sandhills.  That's not how trains work.

 

If Sandhills is such an impossible untraversible distance from the stadium that a new station would be needed, why does he imagine it would be closed on match days?

 

 

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