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*Shakes head* Everton again.

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34 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Desperate. What are the statistics for young men of fighting age hiding behind football contracts instead of defending their country from invasion?

 

"Daddy, what were you doing during the war?" 

 

"Propaganda... Evertonian propaganda." 

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On 15/05/2024 at 03:31, Bjornebye said:


Reminds me of a brilliant saying from a Geordie lass “I’m wet as an otters pocket” 

 

That's beautiful.  I never had you down as a romantic, Stig, but taking a lass for a stroll in the rain is just so wholesome. 

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2 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

Average player "How can I get the bitter fickle fanbase to stop booing me and saying I'm shite?" 

 

"Oh yeah. Say something about Liverpool even if it isn't true and the thick bastards will love me."

 

 

Just imagine when he's sold in the summer to pay some interest off one of their payday loans. 

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3 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Just imagine when he's sold in the summer to pay some interest off one of their payday loans. 

How long is the waiting list for Liverpool seasies these days?

 

And how often are the shite selling Half Season tickets at Christmas?

 

Daft cunt!

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1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Desperate. What are the statistics for young men of fighting age hiding behind football contracts instead of defending their country from invasion?

It was partly funded by the clubs owner too. So maybe that cancels it out?

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Rumours that FSG are trying to buy Vasco de Gama. Vasco are owned by 777

 

imagine the fume if FSG give 777 the dosh the buy the blueshite and it fucking ruins them. 
 

it’ll be even funnier than Palace using the Bolassie money to buy Benteke 

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And obviously being an Everton fan, we weren’t really going to win anything.

“So my best way of having a go at Liverpool fans was Man United winning. I grew up watching them.

 

 

This has basically been every Evertonian for the last 30 odd years. It just alternates from Red Mancs to Blue Mancs, Real Madrid, Chelsea and celebrating Tottenham winning the Cup. 

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On 14/05/2024 at 16:31, Bjornebye said:


Reminds me of a brilliant saying from a Geordie lass “I’m wet as an otters pocket” 

 

I remember a saying from a Geordie lass from my younger days in an intimate setting by some bins outside a nightclub.

 

"I wouldn't put your hand down there pet. It fucking stinks of fish"

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14 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

This is a really annoying misuse of statistics; I suspect this nugget genuinely thinks that this survey says the same thing that Mykolenko is claiming.

 

 

So Everton have 30% of the fans in the Liverpool area, and LFC has 70% (pretty much the Everton survey results).

 

Yet, we have a worldwide fanbase that dilutes our figures, and the shite virtually none (expect for some of Hamez's family in Columbia) so that does not affect their percentage. 

 

So this meansEverton have the biggest local fanbase - QED.

 

Is that what he's touting?

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1 minute ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

 

So Everton have 30% of the fans in the Liverpool area, and LFC has 70% (pretty much the Everton survey results).

 

Yet, we have a worldwide fanbase that dilutes our figures, and the shite virtually none (expect for some of Hamez's family in Columbia) so that does not affect their percentage. 

 

So this meansEverton have the biggest local fanbase - QED.

 

Is that what he's touting?

 

You're giving him far too much credit. 

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2 minutes ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

 

So Everton have 30% of the fans in the Liverpool area, and LFC has 70% (pretty much the Everton survey results).

 

Yet, we have a worldwide fanbase that dilutes our figures, and the shite virtually none (expect for some of Hamez's family in Columbia) so that does not affect their percentage. 

 

So this meansEverton have the biggest local fanbase - QED.

 

Is that what he's touting?

 

 

yes, bless him.

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2 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Apparently they're widening the 'Everton Way' (whatever and wherever the fuck that is), to fit more fans messages in.

 

 

Desperate for cash to finish the stadium build.

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24 minutes ago, Turkish Delight said:

 

I remember a saying from a Geordie lass from my younger days in an intimate setting by some bins outside a nightclub.

 

"I wouldn't put your hand down there pet. It fucking stinks of fish"


Classy aren’t they geordie girls 

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1 hour ago, Creator Supreme said:

Apparently they're widening the 'Everton Way' (whatever and wherever the fuck that is), to fit more fans messages in.

 

How many times do they want the words redshite, meerderers, gobshite, and Norwegians repeating?

 

Surely Dave has copyright over that phrase following his April Fool spoof some years ago.

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