*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Aventus]

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Seathestars said: ↑

 

I’m surprised you haven’t threatened mindless violence yet @lifetime fan

 

Has he pushed a wall over yet

 

 

Stay classy blues.

[Strontium]

Of course they're going to be touchy, it's their biggest game for more than a decade in a couple of weeks.

[Harry Squatter]

Said to some lad in work that they will all be like the older robots that Will Smith finds petrified and hiding in containers in the middle of nowhere when the CL final is on.

 

I missed 2005 because I was in Australia but when I got back I bumped into my mate who had a lot of cuts on his face that were nearly healed and a few faded bruises.

 

I asked him what had happened and he said he managed to get himself filled in 4 times in one night in the Liver pub in South Road, Waterloo.

 

I asked how he managed to get battered 4 times in one night and he said:

 

"After every AC Milan goal I ran in front of the big screen with my Everton top laughing and dancing round shouting Kopites are Gobshites. They filled me in after each goal.

 

I asked about the fourth and he said after the penalty shoot out he was at the bar depressed and started to sing it again. A few Liverpool fans stopped celebrating to kick his head in again.

[Bob]

Said to some lad in work that they will all be like the older robots that Will Smith finds petrified and hiding in containers in the middle of nowhere when the CL final is on.

 

I missed 2005 because I was in Australia but when I got back I bumped into my mate who had a lot of cuts on his face that were nearly healed and a few faded bruises.

 

I asked him what had happened and he said he managed to get himself filled in 4 times in one night in the Liver pub in South Road, Waterloo.

 

I asked how he managed to get battered 4 times in one night and he said:

 

"After every AC Milan goal I ran in front of the big screen with my Everton top laughing and dancing round shouting Kopites are Gobshites. They filled me in after each goal.

 

I asked about the fourth and he said after the penalty shoot out he was at the bar depressed and started to sing it again. A few Liverpool fans stopped celebrating to kick his head in again.

All of the characters in that play sound like bellends.

[Harry Squatter]

Apart from me

[Bob]

Of course. You sound like a cunt.

[Harry Squatter]

Lovely Mr Spunkmoyes

[RJ Fan club]

Said to some lad in work that they will all be like the older robots that Will Smith finds petrified and hiding in containers in the middle of nowhere when the CL final is on.

 

I missed 2005 because I was in Australia but when I got back I bumped into my mate who had a lot of cuts on his face that were nearly healed and a few faded bruises.

 

I asked him what had happened and he said he managed to get himself filled in 4 times in one night in the Liver pub in South Road, Waterloo.

 

I asked how he managed to get battered 4 times in one night and he said:

 

"After every AC Milan goal I ran in front of the big screen with my Everton top laughing and dancing round shouting Kopites are Gobshites. They filled me in after each goal.

 

I asked about the fourth and he said after the penalty shoot out he was at the bar depressed and started to sing it again. A few Liverpool fans stopped celebrating to kick his head in again.

He’s done well there, the place was always full of arl fellas back in the day

[Anubis]

 

More to do with the fact that they'll never be in it. It's invite only lads, and you';re not on the list. So fuck off.

You had to pick a Roma fan.

[Harry Squatter]

This is the lad who got beaten up by a gang of 12 year old son outside the Lion & Unicorn and got a BMX slammed on his head.

[SammyAftershave]

 

A bloo mate of mine sent me this this morning. I reminded him that he has been nominated for Manager of the Month and should be rewarded with a contract extension and a nice fat bonus (wrapped in chippy paper). He hasn't got back just yet.

[Anubis]

This is the lad who got beaten up by a gang of 12 year old son outside the Lion & Unicorn and got a BMX slammed on his head.

 

 

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[Bob]

Lovely Mr Spunkmoyes

You sound alright, to be honest. Just felt good saying it. In truth I regret it.

[SlugTrail]

All of the characters in that play sound like bellews.

fixed that for you.

[sir roger]

They got there pretty fast then!

 

Half an hour or so

[Paulie Dangerously]

[littletedwest]

While you're on there col may be worth asking do any of them look at themselves and think "wow I'm trying to capitalise on people's deaths because I don't like a particular team" given all there wall pushing comments

[Harry Squatter]

On the 26th of May this year we’ll have played in more European finals this millennium than Everton have won derbies. What a world.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

The 26th will be the best of days or the worst of days. Heaven or Hell. Shit or bust.

 

 

 

 

 

It will mean a lot to us too.

[Total Longo]

Watched the Istanbul final in the Royal Standard in West Derby. When AC's third goal went in a bluenose in the doorway jumped up that high that he smashed his head on the lintel, knocked himself out and was in his gores of blood. The paramedics were still attending to him as we equalised.

 

That is, quite frankly, GLORIOUS.

[dandyman]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44006093

 

Winning over hearts and minds ..... apparently

 

Think I just pissed myself!!

 

 

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[Dr Nowt]

‘I can't honestly produce any more than I'm doing’.

 

To be fair he’s on the same page with them in this regard.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

They played most of the decent sides before he came. Long may he reign.

[liverpoolsno9]

Apparently, we’re still worried about them.

 

 

What grates Liverpool fans the most is that they genuinely cant celebrate their own success at the moment as they are more bothered about the threat of us long term.

 

Ever since we started spending money under Moshiri and pushed ahead with the new stadium project they cant help but try knock us down even when they win big games their first thought is to come on an Everton forum or to put a wind up on twitter or sing about EFC etc.

 

As the saying goes once your at the top your only way left is down - they are the biggest club in the city but they know only too well that we are a Pochettino style manager and a top DOF appointment away from moving up the table with the money we have to spend (if Moshiri/Usmanov/USM whoever keeps the coffers open).

 

And once we move stadium give it 5 years and some mega rich investor will invest in the club wanting a piece of the Liverpool waters pie and push us on whilst they stay in that craphole area of the city.

 

And for the kopite lurkers who doubt what I say - pre Moshiri your fans never bothered with us it was always bitterness at Utd, when you won the CL in 05 all the online wind ups were aimed at Manchester- how the times they are changing.

[Redder Lurtz]

From the BBC gossip section. Seems Mirallas is so shit he's been playing for Olympiakos in the wrong country.

 

 

Everton winger Kevin Mirallas had his loan spell with Olympiakos terminated. The 30-year-old has scored two goals in 13 appearances this season for the Turkish side. (Liverpool Echo)