*Shakes head* Everton again.

[an tha]

Had a little look over on GOT earlier.

 

It is quite amusing there is a thread about 'Happy Clappers v Sam Out' and discussion on there went on about how 'old fellas have seen them win loads' and 'the lot' and they are content having seen it all...

 

Just where is this 'loads' and the 'lot' they claim to have won.

 

They have NEVER won the European Cup or The UEFA or the League Cup for starters.

 

Post war they have won the grand total of 8 trophies.

 

8 trophies in 73 years...hardly a fucking dynasty is it - and one of those was the now defunct junior european pot.

[Aventus]

The mental gymnastics trying to convince themselves that Sam isn't staying is incredible.

 

*Sam talks about his discussion with Farhad about pre-season, when we're back, outgoing transfers etc.*

 

Journo: "So you're all on board together and looking forward to next year?"

Sam: "Didn't I just say that?" *laughs*

Journo: "Just for the sake of clarification"

Sam: "For clarification, yes".

 

Half of them are desperate to believe that Sam was speaking in riddles to avoid saying he was leaving.

[Special K]

Had a blue wish me 'Happy Dambe Ba day' earlier.

 

I genuinely had no idea what he was on about. They must all have it in the calendars on their phones, the alarm to remind them is playing Z Cars of course.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Should have asked him when Collina day was.

[Harry Squatter]

The Esk is 100% certain Allardyce won't be here next season.

 

However he was 100% certain that Moshiri would bankroll Everton buying players from Real Madrid, Barca and Everton blowing Man City out of the water on transfers.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Eskapism.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Just imagine if we actually do win the champions league this year, the year our heads fell off due to a power shift.

[Harry Squatter]

And we knocked them out of the FA Cup whilst being managed by Sam Allardyce and Sammy Lee as his assistant.

 

Then an announcement in the summer that the new ground is a no go.

[A Red]

They hate us and the only thing that combats hate is love. I'm going to get one as a pet.

 

And here he is - This is Billy from Runcorn sporting his Saturday night best in Helston a few months ago.

 

He had this made specially and you can imagine the anticipation and pride he had when getting ready to go out. The local ladies were all mesmerised and stopped him all evening to comment on his sartorial elegance and to enquire as to where one might find such classy attire

 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

That old boy needs to fucking grow up.

[Rushies tash]

"Once Everton has touched you...?"

[Johnlj]

Jimmy Saville poster boy that one alledegly.

[SammyAftershave]

"Once Everton has touched you...?"

 

[dylstar]

Could've added " Everton Wives Run For Your Lives " on that t-shirt as well....

[Harry Squatter]

Trent Alexander Arnold (19 years of age) has played in more Champions League matches than Everton Football Club ( formed 1878). #lfc

[A Red]

To be fair "Koppites are Gobshites" was originally said by him, he was  the creator of this phrase. As you can see on the shirt

[Rushies tash]

And on the back it says

 

"Boring, Obsessed Bitter"

Everyone in this pub

[razor]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43922460

 

Well in, Sam.

 

ONE MORE YEAR!  ONE MORE YEAR!

[A Red]

There is another Evertonian resident in Helston, equally bitter, a little more eloquent, but it only takes a minute or two for the mask to slip.

 

Now, the locals in the pub called him "scouse" but having spoken to him it was quite apparent to me he has a north wales accent that he tries to scouse up.  Anyway, after a few quiet words around the pub, I get great amusement seeing him splutter when being called "taffy"

[Harry Squatter]

Seen some fella about 70 wandering round Lanzarote with a cheap blue t shirt with "I'd rather walk alone" on looking for a reaction off anyone. Walked past about 3 liverpool fans with home shirts on and none batted an eyelid.

 

He heard my accent and was dying to come up to me to talk about footy but I didn't make eye contact. I bet he spent most of the holiday walking round in it hoping to wind one redshite up so he could go home and tell people in the pub about it. And probably make up a story about twatting a Kopite for playing Ring of Fire or YNWA.

[dockers_strike]

ONE MORE YEAR!  ONE MORE YEAR!

 

Hell no. 3 more years.

[an tha]

Meffs

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I had to Google Helston.

 

Fuck, that's a long way from Runcorn.

[Captain Turdseye]

I had to Google Helston.

 

Fuck, that's a long way from Runcorn.

I like to think of Runcorn as almost an opposite of Royston Vasey. OK, fair enough, we are a bit backwards and we’ve all got weird faces, but once we leave we never return.

[manwiththestick]

I think I know that Billy chap. Looks lot like a Billy who was a blue who used to drink in my local and was in our pool team. If it's him he wouldn't have worn that shirt in our pub. Maybe in Helston he can get away with it wherever the fuck that is.