*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Grinch]

If Mo Salah was a football club, he'd have 37 points this season based on his goals alone - THREE MORE THAN EVERTON on 34!

[aws]

But most of his goals don't count so Everton would be well ahead of him.

[Bjornebye]

If Mo Salah was a football club, he'd have 37 points this season based on his goals alone - THREE MORE THAN EVERTON on 34!

[amli]

We have scored more goals in the Champions League than Everton have in the Premier League this season.

[Harry Squatter]

Jordan Pickford has played 29 games this season for Everton and has conceded 49 goals.

 

He played 29 games for Sunderland last season and conceded 48 goals and they were relegation fodder.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Jordan Pickford has played 29 games this season for Everton and has conceded 49 goals.

 

He played 29 games for Sunderland last season and conceded 48 goals and they were relegation fodder.

He's worth £90 million, that lad.

[Ne Moe Imya]

Jordan Pickford has played 29 games this season for Everton and has conceded 49 goals.

 

He played 29 games for Sunderland last season and conceded 48 goals and they were relegation fodder.

 

That can't be right, I saw on GOT where he's worth £90m now.

[Harry Squatter]

Evertonians don't deal in facts. Just rumours and Ifithadntbinfers

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Pickford has kept 6 clean sheets in 29 Premier League games.

 

Mignolet kept 7 in 19 games and lost his place for it.

 

Karius is on 5 clean sheets in 10 Premier League games.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Bob Mortimer on Pickford

 

His arse is so large you can rest your pint and a pie and still have room to do your Scratchcard.

[Ranxerox]

Now is the time for them to go on a little bit of a run (derby aside) and finish 8th/9th on a positive note playing a slightly improved style of football. That will ensure they'll be stuck with BFS for next year.

[Bob]

It’s that redshite Williams’ fault, though.

[sir roger]

As you can imagine I am no Williams apologist , but I must admit I hate that Ashley Barnes and wasn't sorry to see him get whacked in the mush. He is just an anti-footballing grock who spends the whole game holding, pushing & backing into central defenders and has the fucking gall to complain to refs if they ( very rarely ) pull him up on it.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

 

This hasn't aged well for Bellew...

[johnsusername]

Allardyce talking about being at Everton for the long haul. Good lad! Liverpool buffet restaurant owners rubbing their hands with glee as we speak. 

[deiseach]

Allardyce talking about being at Everton for the long haul. Good lad! Liverpool buffet restaurant owners rubbing their hands with glee as we speak. 

 

[Harry Squatter]

Allardyce: “I’m a positive person and have full belief we can turn this around quickly and deliver better times soon. As a famous song goes you have to hold your head high during storms.”

https://t.co/4oMHOmvDNR

[Pidge]

Can't be true, surely not.

[Hand Shandy]

I know he's stupid, but surely not that stupid.

[Harry Squatter]

Just checked the press conference. It's blag. He does say the first sentence but obviously not the second.

[Anubis]

He's definitely just trolling them now.

 

 

"I came out of retirement because there's a long-term plan that I was excited to be a part of.

 

"I am having talks with [Everton owner] Farhad Moshiri, but those talks are confidential."

[magicrat]

Allardyce talking about being at Everton for the long haul. Good lad! Liverpool buffet restaurant owners rubbing their hands with glee as we speak. 

 

 

Raises the issue of his departure by claiming he's there for the long haul.  Negotiations have effectively begun to pay him off.

[deiseach]

Allardyce: “I’m a positive person and have full belief we can turn this around quickly and deliver better times soon. As a famous song goes you have to hold your head high during storms.”

https://t.co/4oMHOmvDNR

Cheerleader-in-chief...

[Chip Butty]

I'm starting to warm to the big fat bastard

[Strontium]

I could never hate someone who takes his wine in pints.