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*Shakes head* Everton again.

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Harry Squatter Grand Master

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Today marks 2 years since Farhad Moshiri joined Everton F.C. Lets take a look back at his time and achievements so far;

 

•Everton reached a historical landmark making them the most defeated side in English history

 

•Everton broke the record for the worst Ever start in the Europa League by any English side

 

•Everton became the premier leagues most dirtiest side based on bookings

 

•They enjoyed a red training kit for a full season

 

•Sold off Evertons spine. Barkley, Lukaku and Stones

 

•Spent £150m, then ended up in the bottom 3, then sacked the manager

 

•Everton were caught selling T Shirts of the Kop to fans pretending it was Goodison Park

 

•Asked the council to pay for a new ground as they couldn't pay themselves

 

•Aimed for Simeone and got Sam Allardyce

 

But...

 

Always remember and never forget, Kopites' heads fell off and the tide is turning

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General Dryness Grand Master

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Hodgson shouldn't have gotten within 100 miles of the job. One of the worst appointments in living memory.

 

Rodgers at least tried, but failed, and was fortunate to have a player who was on top of his game and arguably the best forward in the world, ably assisted by both a full-firing Sturridge and an emerging Sterling in the season he came second. However, generally he wasn't good enough as a manager, and I disliked the man on a personal level due to his bullshitting and what I viewed as a deceitful nature.

I find it hard to look past him when I'm trying to think of my favourite slum landlord who heartlessly traded his wife in for a younger model.

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Unrighteous Grand Master

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I'd find it a bit sad if Rafa went there.  Same as when he went to Chelsea.  Not because I'm under any illusions, just inevitable what treatment he'll get and would seem a bit desperate from someone who's achieved way too much in the game to put up with that bollocks. 

 

Wouldn't be fussed at all if Brendan went there.

 

What? They know what they're getting into.  You think Rafa thought the Chelsea support would sing his praises?

If he signs on there, then he deserves every bit that he gets.  He knows it's coming, and he's getting well paid to take it.

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Non league team City of Liverpool FC making more headway in getting a new ground than Everton have in about three decades

Expect big joe to be putting a clause into that deal, allowing Everton to groundshare with them once Bramley Dock gets exposed as being a con

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The Joe Sports quiz is good today. One club players. Players who stay at at one club their whole careers winning trophies, scoring screamers or being generally heralded as great players for the clubs they love. And Everton's one.

 

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Gary Kelly hung on to the bitter end of his Leeds contract, claiming a huge wage as they circled the drain.

 

Good lad, Gary.

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 The Joe Sports quiz is good today.  One club players.  Players who stay at at one club their whole careers winning trophies, scoring screamers or being generally heralded as great players for the clubs they love.  And Everton's one.

 

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Good stat this - somehow Gerrards  8 months in LA see him off.

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The Joe Sports quiz is good today. One club players. Players who stay at at one club their whole careers winning trophies, scoring screamers or being generally heralded as great players for the clubs they love. And Everton's one.

 

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Poor old Tony. Got the news of his release from family members after they'd seen it online. The club didn't even have the decency to tell him to his face.

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Osman is a dumb bastard Liverpool rely on Salah. Firminho and Mane. No Shit Sherlock . Don't Barcelona rely on Messi and Suarez and Iniesta?  Take De Bruyne, Aguero and Sane out of City would it have no impact?

he makes old Garth Crooks look like BIll Shankly

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