*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Jockey]

The 'new office' is the fucking coffee bar! 

[TheHowieLama]

Free wifi and comfy chairs

[Jockey]

Free wifi and comfy chairs

 

Yep. 

 

Buy your half season ticket by emailing evertonFC@nero.net. 

[Trumo]

Nil Lattes Nescafe Optimum.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Narino Latte Nescafé Oaxaca

[Trumo]

Angry Birds on the shirt. Mellow Birds in the office. Battered birds at home their mum's house with the kids. Everton aren't we.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Last full week for Workbloo.  He wont be drawn on the football saturday.  Just said he's had enough

[Strontium]

a coffee shop in their new office

 

Which is cool -- since they cant string three passes together at least they can shout "au lait" every time someone pours a cup..

 

Almost like being in Europe.

They're only opening a coffee shop so they can say they've got more cups than the redshite.

[deiseach]

They're a never ending source mate, never ending.

 

We'll have to work for the...ah, who am I kidding? Of course they are!

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Hasbeans, mocha football club. There to be roasted.

[Anubis]

Last full week for Workbloo. He wont be drawn on the football saturday. Just said he's had enough

Allardyce has broken him. RIP Workbloo.

[Strontium]

Better knock the coffee shop idea on the head, this is what a coffee plant looks like:

 

[Bellflower]

They're only opening a coffee shop so they can say they've got more cups than the redshite.

No chance. It will have to be BYO........

[Strontium]

No chance. It will have to be BYO........

Sam will have a scam going with a big mug.

[manwiththestick]

Sam will have a scam going with a big mug.

Another scam you mean? He's already scammed Kenwright to get the gig.

[Trumo]

Sam will have a scam going with a big mug.

 

He drinks everything in pints. Beer, wine, gravy, coffee...

[RobbieOR]

Praying they keep Allardyce. No chance of it though.

[johnsusername]

Allardyce will take the money and run. Kept them up - job done.

 

Everton on the other hand need to be careful they don't turn into a team which keeps hiring and firing managers short term. Since Moyes left they've had Martinez, Koeman, Unsworth, Allardyce and come the summer they'll have another. Plus they've sold all the players who they could make a profit on - there'll be no Lukaku money, no Barkley money. I wouldn't be feeling too optimistic if I was a blue looking at the next few years. 

[TheHowieLama]

Last full week for Workbloo.  He wont be drawn on the football saturday.  Just said he's had enough

 

Poor bastard

[Special K]

Allardyce will take the money and run. Kept them up - job done.

 

Everton on the other hand need to be careful they don't turn into a team which keeps hiring and firing managers short term. Since Moyes left they've had Martinez, Koeman, Unsworth, Allardyce and come the summer they'll have another. Plus they've sold all the players who they could make a profit on - there'll be no Lukaku money, no Barkley money. I wouldn't be feeling too optimistic if I was a blue looking at the next few years.

Surely they'll make a killing on the great Tom Davies?

[Jockey]

Surely they'll make a killing on the great Tom Davies?

 

Did we ever find out who he was the 'next' one of? 

[Harry Squatter]

A work bloo says they are after Silva who got sacked by Watford. He will last about a season.

 

Simeone doesn't look like he's leaving Atletico any time soon

[TheHowieLama]

Simeone doesn't look like he's leaving Atletico any time soon

 

Not for fuckin Everton he aint.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I find their very presence in football a bit depressing really; each time someone like Walcott ends up there I want to shout "you poor fucker, run while you can". Then Aaron Lennon's face comes to mind, a face that could see the gloom on the horizon as if he was adrift at sea, staring into the eye of a storm sure to wreck what's left of his career. This is the way the world ends, he's thinking, not with a bang, but a transfer to Everton.

 

I try to laugh at them, but instead it's like watching a heavyweight boxer you once disliked go on too long. He may try the odd Ali shuffle or wind-up punch, but he's become a punch-drunk faded journeyman, taking blows from bouncers, fat fucks and part time hardmen. A slurring embittered shell of a man whose brains have long been battered out of his earholes, whose sole claim to fame remains his cross town rival with whom he once traded blows. You try to summon hate, but instead find merely the trace memory of it, and in its place lies something else, pity.

 

Actually, I've just remembered the Calvert-Lewin penalty and the Heysel stickers, fuck 'em, I hope they spend years swirling the toilet bowl of this league without ever getting the sweet release of being flushed for good. They're cursed to remain the league's floaters.

[Ranxerox]

Fat Sham throwing the players under the parked bus again.

 

"But you can't blame me if they don't pass to each other"