*Shakes head* Everton again.

[thegreatelephant]

The Tosun thread is brilliant. Gobby Turkish and Everton fans arguing over the relative strengths of their leagues to support their position on Tosun. And then suddenly, in posts today, the Portuguese league was introduced into the argument as an example of an inferior league to the Turkish league.

 

If you don't get Evertones, you won't get bitter.

 

can their euro league analysis put their finger on Sandro then? you know what, reckon they're just shite

[rubble-rouser]

That article couldn't be more grasping for positives than if it was written about Hitler.

 

It's a pisstake, surely?

[Ranxerox]

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/43063570

 

 

"He always looks at all the data and spends a lot of time with the analysis guys"

 

 

Brilliant, long may he reign.

[Jockey]

I disagree with 'Jags' there.

 

I think you can hide under that gargantuan cunt! 

[johnsusername]

All that data and analysis has counted for f**k all, Everton are sh*t. He thinks he's this forward thinking master tactician, when actually they play like a diluted version of the dogs of war.

[Harry Squatter]

It's a pisstake, surely?

Nope. It's off Toffeeweb!

[Anubis]

Looks like we've found another Everton celebrity fan... Any chance of a director's box invite?

 

 

[magicrat]

I disagree with 'Jags' there.

 

I think you can hide under that gargantuan cunt! 

 

Yep, he casts a very large shadow.

[cloggypop]

Looks like we've found another Everton celebrity fan... Any chance of a director's box invite?

 

 

Explains his shit trabs

[Harry Squatter]

He is from Luton which explains why he hates Muslims but not why he supports Everton

[cloggypop]

It doesn't explain his hatred either. His hatred and bitterness makes him a natural bluenose though.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Mangala reportedly out for the rest of the season with a knee ligament injury.

 

Once Everton has jinxed you...

[cloggypop]

One Quim less

[Lee909]

Mangala reportedly out for the rest of the season with a knee ligament injury.

 

Once Everton has jinxed you...

Could be a blessing till you realise Ashley Williams will play

[Barrington Womble]

But aren't they the destination of every top player and manager now?

[Jennings]

Looks like we've found another Everton celebrity fan... Any chance of a director's box invite?

 

 

 

 

It doesn't explain his hatred either. His hatred and bitterness makes him a natural bluenose though.

 

He's an odious individual. He's not a bit like the blues I know.

[Vincent Vega]

Maybe it was those “Everton are white” chants in the late 80’s/early 90’s that first got his attention?

[Curly]

He's an odious individual. He's not a bit like the blues I know.

Mate, I've just negged when I went to rep. It's ruined my Saturday. I'll be disappointed when I look back at that.

 

In my defence, I was ramming a bacon and egg buttie in my grid at the time and went for the rep press with my pinkie knuckle. It was schoolboy and I'll learn from it. I'm not that type of lad.

[Jairzinho]

If anything you've just pressed the button a bit too well.

[Jennings]

Mate, I've just negged when I went to rep. It's ruined my Saturday. I'll be disappointed when I look back at that.

 

In my defence, I was ramming a bacon and egg buttie in my grid at the time and went for the rep press with my pinkie knuckle. It was schoolboy and I'll learn from it. I'm not that type of lad.

 

Haha. It's cool mate. An error we all make. I just hope there was brown sauce involved in the sandwich.

[General Dryness]

Haha. It's cool mate. An error we all make. I just hope there was brown sauce involved in the sandwich.

If there wasn't, he'll be disappointed when he looks back on it.

[Croque Monsieur]

As a symbol of the club's defiance in the face of its decline in the 1990s, Ferguson will always remain close to the hearts of Evertonians and his return from self-imposed exile from the game to take up a coaching role at Finch Farm cemented his credentials as a man for whom nothing was ever the same once Everton touched him. With ambitions to one day become a manager, the door remains open for "Big Dunc" to finally fit that title of Legend without any doubt.

'Now Mr.Ferguson, show me on the doll where Everton touched you'.

[Oh Buoy]

7 years, 4 months, 4 days since they last beat Liverpool. I didn't realise it'd been that long...

[Grinch]

Apparently we've scored more champions league goals than they have league goals this season.

[Einch]

Apparently we've scored more champions league goals than they have league goals this season.

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Everton aren’t they.