*Shakes head* Everton again.

[jamespp]

I wonder how sammy lee manages to keep a straight face all the time, must be hard even if it would get him the sack

[Russ Atmosphere]

Might be worth humming a rousing Z-cars theme tune at half-time.

[3 Stacks]

Apparently, their side today cost 20m more than Arsenal's. Probably the best stat of all time. 

[Hand Shandy]

Apparently, their side today cost 20m more than Arsenal's. Probably the best stat of all time.

Really?

 

That's brilliant.

[manwiththestick]

That can't be right.

[G Richards]

Famous goal. Fight back on?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Well, this is going swimmingly.

 

5-1

[General Dryness]

First career hat trick for Ramsey.

 

Them bloos and their firsts eh?

[Harry Squatter]

All fucked off at half time. They need to change their shite car stickers to "we go the game for 45 minutes"

[Boss]

To add insult to injury Ademola Lookman has just come on for Leipzig and scored what looks to be the winner.

[lifetime fan]

Calvert Lewin being a diving cunt again.

[LFC 6 Times]

They're such shit cunts, a really embarrassingly expensively assembled squad of shite, headed by a fat nonce. Fair play Everton.

[magicrat]

A good time to recall Sams pedigree

 

 

AIMING HIGH WHILE AT BLACKBURN

"I'm not suited to Bolton or Blackburn, I would be more suited to Inter Milan or Real Madrid."

"It wouldn't be a problem to me to go and manage those clubs because I would win the double or the league every time."

"Give me Manchester United or Chelsea and I would do the same, it wouldn't be a problem. It's not where I'm suited to, it's just where I've been for most of the time."

"It's not a problem to take me into the higher reaches of the Champions League or Premier League and would make my job a lot easier in winning it."

WHY HE HAS NEVER GOT A TOP JOB

"I won't ever be going to a top-four club because I'm not called Allardici, just Allardyce."

"That was tongue in cheek. I understand what I can do, I understand my ability as a manager and I just do my job to the best of my ability wherever I work."

BACKING HIMSELF

"I don't think there is any coach more sophisticated than me any more, that's not trying to criticise any other coaches."

"But there is only Arsene Wenger who has done it longer than me. I'm just as good as everybody at this stage."

GETTING ONE OVER JOSE MOURINHO

"He can't take it, can he? He can't take it because we've out-tactic-ed him, out-witted him. He just can't cope.

"He can tell me all he wants. I don't give a s***e, to be honest. I love to see Chelsea players moaning at the referee, trying to intimidate the officials, and Jose jumping up and down in his technical area

[lifetime fan]

Sham throwing the players under the bus spectacularly.

[Sputnik1]

Everton manager Sam Allardyce said: "It was a disaster. I think I have a lot of trouble with the players taking onto the pitch what we asked them to do. Consistency has been a worry since that burst when I came in, the fact we can perform at that level against Leicester then dip so low in the first 45 minutes against Arsenal.

"The longer and longer I go on, the players are showing so much inconsistency that I face an uphill battle trying to get them to play at their best week in, week out. It was a pathetic first-half performance."

[Bob]

Apparently Sam has now lost more premier league games than any manager apart from Harry Redknapp, a staggering 196.

 

I also heard Harry on 5live the day after the window closed agreeing with Sams thoughts on it being a bad thing that lookman has gone abroad.

 

Those two went head to head for the england job.

[cloggypop]

To add insult to injury Ademola Lookman has just come on for Leipzig and scored what looks to be the winner.

Superb

[cloggypop]

They are going down next season if they survive this one.

[Pidge]

Laying the groundwork for "leaving" in the summer.  Then he gets to sit back, enjoy the barbeque weather and wait for whatever club shites it in late October to give him a call and fork over another £5m. 

 

He's a shite manager, but possibly the greatest of all time as far as semi-retirement goes.

[Ranxerox]

Everton manager Sam Allardyce said: "It was a disaster. I think I have a lot of trouble with the players taking onto the pitch what we asked them to do. Consistency has been a worry since that burst when I came in, the fact we can perform at that level against Leicester then dip so low in the first 45 minutes against Arsenal.

"The longer and longer I go on, the players are showing so much inconsistency that I face an uphill battle trying to get them to play at their best week in, week out. It was a pathetic first-half performance."

Sam finally seeing Everton the way the rest of the world does.

[magicrat]

Laying the groundwork for "leaving" in the summer.  Then he gets to sit back, enjoy the barbeque weather and wait for whatever club shites it in late October to give him a call and fork over another £5m. 

 

He's a shite manager, but possibly the greatest of all time as far as semi-retirement goes.

 

I maybe being optimistic but I think this might be his last gig in the premiership,

Maybe he will rear his fat head as director of football or something but I think Everton will be last to get completely fleeced by the fucking fraud, 

[Pidge]

I said the same thing in the summer when he was being linked with a few jobs.  He doesn't need to, he's got it made.  No need to give up his summer and have to put with things like 'pressure' or 'expectation'.  All he has to do is take over a side that's lost it's motivation, implement the same template he always does, avoid relegation, manufacture a way to leave.

 

My money's on Swansea (if they survive this year) or Watford. 

[lifetime fan]

I said the same thing in the summer when he was being linked with a few jobs. He doesn't need to, he's got it made. No need to give up his summer and have to put with things like 'pressure' or 'expectation'. All he has to do is take over a side that's lost it's motivation, implement the same template he always does, avoid relegation, manufacture a way to leave.

 

My money's on Swansea (if they survive this year) or Watford.

 

It’ll be Stoke.

[Pidge]

It’ll be Stoke.

 

Could be, but they tend to stick with managers and Lambert generally lasts a couple of years (bar Blackburn and Wolves - amid the Mendes soft-takeover).

[thompsonsnose]

I hope the final curtain is at hand for Allardyce.