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*Shakes head* Everton again.


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We often joke that they are deluded, it's probably less of a joke now and more of a mental health issue. I imagine most bitters are suffering from a form of PTSD where the trauma builds up over years and years. 

 

Their own club fosters this delusion, it's insane. Koerman wouldn't take part, he laughed when someone mentioned the red balls on his xmas tree. Moyes built his entire career on the bitterness and the club recently based its season ticket renewal ads on it. They've even blamed two world wars on their lack of success, how unlucky are they. No wonder the scum decided to replace red poppies with blue poppies a few years ago, an act simply ignored by everyone. They are the odd uncle, the mad aunt with too many cats, the retard of the premiership. The deaths of million s undoubtedly some conspiracy by that well known redshite Hitler. 

 

Quite simply if we didn't exist they would curl up and die of shame. They have not won anything for 23 years, they don't look like winning anything for the next 23 and their list of firsts looks more like the achievements of a 5 year old who isn't doing very well at school but everybody wins. It's laughable if it wasn't for the fact we are talking about grown men (and women) who walk amongst us in the city.

 

These mentally affected citizens have now pinned all of their hopes on a new stadium, the stadium will win games, win trophies and attract world class players. Someone please tell West Ham then, because it doesn't seem to be working. 

 

It's made even worse because the Liverpool city council are going to plough hundreds of millions of council tax payers money into this white elephant. The bitters haven't even considered the financial constraints of paying back the money, that's for another day I guess. They struggle to fill the pit now, at £20 a ticket! Do they think it will be £20 a ticket in a new stadium? 

 

I've joked it's the whole Simpsons monorail story, but it is. Don't worry though the council tax payers will pick up the pieces of this disaster long after Moshiri has pissed off laughing with this gold and big Joe has met with the consequences of his pie addiction. We can't talk about the financial impact on the city because that's redshite behaviour, besides it will make the council millions apparently. 

 

So would spending those hundreds of millions on investments in the city that would help people every single day and not just 19 times a year for two hours. it's cold, bleak and smelly down by the docks. There are no cruise ships in for 90% of the season and nobody on the cruise ships give a shit about visiting some empty, windy, shit stenched bowl on the docks. they're not exactly streaming down to Woodson now and being turned back for lack of space.

 

It would be hilarious if it wasn't for the hundreds of thousands of people that the money could have helped, better still throw that money into mental health and try to treat these fucking retards because they've already thrown £200m at trying to win a trophy in the past two years and thats done fuck all but make them worse. 

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"We've got a season ticket waiting list now!" Great stuff work bloo.  

 

 

 

That's amazing.  Diabolical intentions again.  No mention of how a ref wasn't taken in by Miralles potential career ender on Suarez a couple of seasons later

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Prentice has outdone himself with that article.....Love the line "Rodwell became Everton's youngest debutant when he stepped off the bench to see out a famous victory over AZ Alkmar"...Anyone remember that famous win??? No me neither.

 

I seem to remember Prentice doing a similar hatched job on Luis Garcia when he nearly had his ankle snapped when which the resulting free kick led to a Gerrard goal, a few weeks later he did eventually admit he was wrong.

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Only just watched match of the day last night. Jesus everton got battered by West Brom, they should have had a hat full of goals. Gutted Rondon's shot at the end hit the bar instead of going in. Everton looked shambolic. 

 

Worrying times for our blue cousins. Hilarious for the rest of us. 

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From what I remember of that incident, Rodwell caught Suarez painfully (and accidentally) with his follow-through after winning the ball in midfield. No question that Suarez was genuinely hurt, but I also agree that it wasn't a red-card challenge. A yellow at most. In any case, Rodwell had the red card rescinded. To claim that it was the beginning of Rodwell's downturn is yet more of the blueshite 'ifithadnebinfer...' clutching at straws mentality.

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Time to wheel out this old chestnut from GOT's chief loon, SteveO:

 

Everton will play more champions league football over the next ten years than liverpool.

The way liverpool fans are celebrating their 4th place trophy you'd think they'd done it comfortably and been there constantly. They scraped through due to a particularly poor arsenal side when the had no European football and got knocked out of both domestic trophies early.

We've replaced possibly the worst goalie in the league with possibly the best.

Well have schneiderlin for the entire season. Gueye won't be off to Africa for six weeks. Jagielka has been replaced by one of the best centre backs in the league. We've signed an absolute beast in sandro. Look man has progressed. Rooney is still a magnificent footballer and will prove his worth. Tom Davies ready from the start of te season. Besic back from injur. Holgate, dowell, kenny, dcl, donkor are all highly promising youngsters.

And we're still not finished.

Liverpool have bought a Chelsea reject who had similar serie a stats to deulofeu and a full back from hull.

You'd have to be a bit demented to say the gap won't close next year.

 

 

Hard-hitting from Kevin Ratcliffe.

He agrees that the Blues are probably looking at another clear-out this summer.

"It looks as though Everton need a big clear out and need to start again."

 

 

He's clearly demented then. 

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/evertons-new-wage-structure-could-14203161

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From what I remember of that incident, Rodwell caught Suarez painfully (and accidentally) with his follow-through after winning the ball in midfield. No question that Suarez was genuinely hurt, but I also agree that it wasn't a red-card challenge. A yellow at most. In any case, Rodwell had the red card rescinded. To claim that it was the beginning of Rodwell's downturn is yet more of the blueshite 'ifithadnebinfer...' clutching at straws mentality.

 

 

He does catch him with the follow through, and he dives in.

 

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