*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Redder Lurtz]

Whatever prick wrote that bile is doubtless a member on here. Certainly one of his mates runs it...

 

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"Class, style dignity"

[Horus]

it was a typo - he meant "Norse pissing" I think

 

Nose picking?

 

I do like a good route around up there.

[Squabblefest]

Reading that just makes the Cup win that much sweeter doesn't it?

 

'Liverpool's success hurts us more than our own failure.'

Get that printed on a banner you fucking losers.

[Liverpool lad]

He was right about the poems, they are shit

[chris71]

He missed out 'trophy winning............cunts'. An understandable oversight for someone who is obviously too preoccupied with inventing new body functions. "Nurse pissing"?

 

I think it's in reference to another very lucky cup win ,European Cup 1977.

Terry McDermott took a piss off the victory gantry at the home coming splashing some nurse.

Must have been that blue twats mum.

[Section_31]

Was going to post something anti-bitter but I can't even be arsed, they don't register - says it all. I don't even know who plays for them most of the times these days.

[Baldi]

I would love us to beat Stoke then whip there bitter arses in the semis

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

He was right about the poems, they are shit

 

Twat - you obviously never read the Rafa honey bee poem!

[Liverpool lad]

 

Twat - you obviously never read the Rafa honey bee poem!

 

Or the football culture effort

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

Or the football culture effort

 

checkmate. Well played

[Liverpool lad]

 

checkmate. Well played

 

Offers hand*

[MLB]

Reading that just makes the Cup win that much sweeter doesn't it?

 

'Liverpool's success hurts us more than our own failure.'

Get that printed on a banner you fucking losers.

 

 

That's priceless! What a tragic shower. You would almost pity them, wouldn't you.

 

Almost.

[Uncle_Meat]

They're starting their own private school as well. They used to say born blue, made red. Looks to me like that's out the window and they're building their own bluenose kiddie conveyor belt.

 

 

 

Did somebody say "Kiddie conveyor belt?"

 

 

Oh my!

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

or is it.....

 

 

THE EVERTON POEMS

 

 

A moving poem first off:

HERE TO STAY

 

We’ve given the reds the blues

Proved everybody wrong

Punched above our weight

Resilient and strong

 

Confounded all the critics

Beyond all expectations

Silenced all the experts

With on pitch revelations

 

The bite, the fight, the timing’s right

Against the odds, victorious

The goal that’s bright is in our sight

In this, our season glorious

 

We may have limped and stumbled

We’ve never fallen by

Led by the man with vision

The team that doesn’t die

 

Everyone’s a hero

In this band of brothers blue

All for one and one for all

Honest spirit, bold and true

 

One last push, we’ve done enough

It’s time to live the dream

Believe the unbelievable

With Everton Football Team

 

And now they must believe us

And now we’re on our way

The Goodison Boys of David Moyes

Are here and here to stay.

even he know's that's stretching it a bit.

 

 

LIGHTNING STRIKES TWICE

I will never forget the crowd tonight,

The atmosphere electric

The air charged with energy

The current of expectation fizzing

 

The tackles and commitment that lifted the crowd

The noise and cacophony that lifted the players

Weathering the storm

Fighting against the elements

So that lightning struck

 

One dynamite flash of electric blue lightning

Struck with devastating and deadly effect

Just like ten years ago

 

It was our time

It is our time

And I will never forget this time.

 

 

 

JUST

We’ve scaled the heights and stayed there

Just

 

Through dizzy spells, occasional vertigo

And heart in the mouth moments

We’ve stayed there

Just

 

No-one good enough to profit

In the weeks that we have stumbled

We’ve always stayed there

Just

 

And as the pundits always say

When the season closes in

The table does not lie

 

We are where we are on merit,

We are where we are on results

And on reflection, where we are, at the end of the day is

Just

 

 

 

OVER THE MOON

Over the moon

Under the influence

In the Champion’s League

Out of the doldrums

 

 

PAUL COOKSON

[JoeyJones65]

I would love us to beat Stoke then whip there bitter arses in the semis

 

Fuck that...every time we kick their arses in the semis we lose the final. Nah....do them in the Final(again)...mmm what a sweet thought....make them choke on their bitter bile even more(6)

[Liverpool lad]

Sunderland will beat them anyway

[Redder Lurtz]

Was going to post something anti-bitter but I can't even be arsed, they don't register - says it all. I don't even know who plays for them most of the times these days.

 

According to the Daily Mash recently, "an Everton side comprised of several IOU notes, a photo of a goalkeeper and Phil Neville".

[Hooch]

That is one hell of a rant.

 

One of my cousins no less posted a status on Facebook on Sunday blaming the rise in fuel prices on Liverpool fans filling their cars/buses up to go to Wembley.

 

That is what we are up against.

[POOOS]

That is one hell of a rant.

 

One of my cousins no less posted a status on Facebook on Sunday blaming the rise in fuel prices on Liverpool fans filling their cars/buses up to go to Wembley.

 

That is what we are up against.

 

From Norway?

[Harry Squatter]

Is there any other club in the world who are completely and utterly obsessed with their local rivals?. Wonder if Espanyol fans are as bitter towards Barcelona as Evertonians are?

[sparta7]

Rik wrote better poetry in The Young Ones.

 

That is possibly the biggest pile of shit I have ever read. Utterly utterly shite and second rate.

[Johnny Cougar]

Rik wrote better poetry in The Young Ones.

.

 

Do you really give a fig, Pig?

[goatboy59]

Moyes, Moyes...

 

 

What rhymes with Moyes......

[Wee-bey]

Purslow has joined them as a consultant.

[stringvest]

As long as Broughton doesn't go there as well...

 

Everton. Steven Hawking will hold a trophy above his head before David Moyes will.