*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Sputnik1]

 

 

"Get Sky on the phone little Sam, tell them you'll take that SkyQ, ah hell sod it add the multi room and movie channels too, we're minted"

 

 

Fixed that for myself 

[G Richards]

Money for old rope. Allardyce will keep them up, and so he should. Everton are punching well below their level right now and dragging them up to mid table should be an easy job. But what happens after that?

 

For many years now Allardyce has shown that he can’t build anything. How long is this contract?

[Anubis]

Our Sam. Let that sink in. Our Sam.

 

 

WE MUST GET BEHIND OUR SAM

 

 

BlueLlama

 

Whether you see him as a hoof ball dinosaur or as the best man to stop the rot he is now Everton’s new manager.

 

Petulant booing and Twitter tantrums won’t change this.

 

So for the sake of our clubs future can you all please do the following:

 

Don’t boo him tonight.

 

We need him and his team to stop the rot. This is the most fragile gutless Everton team I’ve seen in 40 years of being a blue. Bed wetting and booing isn’t helping. Get behind them all.

 

Stop with the Fat jokes.

 

He is our manager and entitled to start with respect and a clean slate.

 

Have Patience this is a horribly unbalanced squad.

 

Give him time to get them organised and confident again. It might not be pretty but it will Work.

 

Get over yourselves and realise how dire our situation is

 

Losing 5-1 at home to a team that don’t win away and 4-1 away to a team that don’t score at home. We are diabolical and no one else decent would touch us with a bargepole. Make the best of a bad situation and embrace the man who will keep us up.

 

Don’t think short term

 

Palace, West Ham, the Geordies, all got ideas above their station, got rid of him and regretted it. Newcastle went down, the other two are almost as bad as us. This won’t be a fix until the end of the season , accept it and get behind them.

 

COYB!!

 

[G Richards]

Oh, and is this an admission from Everton that they are not all that, and Allardyce is their level? Or is he a stopgap, keeping the seat warm until Simeone finishes the season with Atletico?

[Sputnik1]

Our Sam, yeah there's more reds on GoT than blues. I've posted at least 25 times there today, er I mean I've been here all along. 

[Dr Nowt]

"I will never be ok with Sammy Lee, and people saying he is a good football man, or a good coach, or whatever, i just dont care. He is a piss drinking little jizz weasel kopite and shouldnt be allowed anywhere near our football club."

 

[M_B]

I'm dreaming aren't I? This can't be true.

[Sputnik1]

Everton react to 'Our Sam'

 

 

But then read Sammy Lee assistant manager. 

[Fugitive]

I hope that big Sam Twitter cranks back up. The amount of material he would have is mind blowing.

[Sputnik1]

notBigSam‏

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They can get rid of that Z-Cars muck for a start. If I’m walking out to music, it’ll be something fucking dope. Something fucking REAL. Bring Da Ruckus by Wu-Tang Clan, perhaps. Or anything by Eagle-Eye Cherry.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Let's hope Sammy doesn't tow the party line. You know the stuff, their doctrine of hate and innacuracy.

[Tony Moanero]

I don't understand why Sammy Lee would want to go there. 

[Dr Nowt]

He'll be all about the derbies and that will be more than good enough for them. 

 

Any win at Anfield would end the 22 year trophy drought.

[Anny Road]

I don't understand why Sammy Lee would want to go there. 

££££

[Sputnik1]

Once Everton appoint Sam Allardyce there will be 9 British managers in the Premier League including all of the bottom 7, none in the top 6. Average age: 53. Major trophies between them: 0.

[Jockey]

Money for old rope. Allardyce will keep them up, and so he should. Everton are punching well below their level right now and dragging them up to mid table should be an easy job. But what happens after that?

 

For many years now Allardyce has shown that he can’t build anything. How long is this contract?

 

I keep seeing this - but, why?

 

Pickford, Keane, Williams, Guye, Siggurson, Bolasie, Martina have all come from teams who have consistently fought relegation. 

 

Jagielka, Baines, Rooney, Miralles, Lennon - past it.

 

Schneiderlin, Klaasen, Ramirez, Vlasic, Besic, - are they any better than average?

 

Davies, Kenny, Calvert-Lewin, Lookman, Holgate are far from exciting youngsters. 

 

So, that is their team? 

 

That does not look like a team challenging for mid-table, never mind top 4. 

 

At least Martinez spine of Stones, Barry, Barkley and Lukaku was good enough to ensure a top half finish once. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

You'll no doubt get the blues trying to pretend that they're not arsed that an ex-Red is their new assistant manager. But, let's not forget that this is the fan base who lost it when their former manager had a speck of red on his Crimbo tree. They'll be fuming inside over the Sammy Lee appointment.

 

If they do try to play it cool, just remind them that it was Sammy Lee who ran from the dugout onto the Goodison turf in a state of sheer euphoria and delight when Gary Mac slotted in that late free kick at The Pit.

[Manny]

My office is (mostly) full of Newcastle and Sunderland supporters.

 

What a time for me to find out the new lad is a Blue...

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

He'll be all about the derbies and that will be more than good enough for them. 

 

Any win at Anfield would end the 22 year trophy drought.

Exactly, win a Derby and avoid relegation and it's legend status. They will be waiting for any sound byte from Sammy too. Should think twice here Sammy.

[KMD7]

Our Sam. Let that sink in. Our Sam.

 

 

 

Nope

 

I propose:

 

Full booing immediately

 

Abuse him by throwing high calorie foods at him

 

Boo immediately 

 

Look at table and realise we are 4 points from 9th 

 

Think long term about how we can rid ourselves of Moshiri

 

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[Bjornebye]

[an tha]

On the homepage of evertons website they are advertising tickets for tonight on general sale.

 

They go the game!

[Hand Shandy]

They deserve each other.

[SammyAftershave]

At least he'll get them playing attractive football!!

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Changing the Toffee Girl to the Scouse Pie girl I hear, in future they will be sat in the home dugout.