*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Rorschach08]

I’ll be honest them getting Fat Sam in has me worried about our recent results in the derby.

 

Yes Everton are bad laughably bad, but that fat twat of a manager has gotten results against us and klopp with similar shit teams and shit tactics.

 

I’ll be dreading the derby if he’s in charge. Could you imagine the hero status he’d get if he got a win against us!

He averages 0.81 points a game against us, hardly amazing.  I remember a game against Bolton in the Christmas period sometime in the mid 00's where he basically gave up at at 2 down and took his best 3 players off the massive (literally) shithouse.

[Sputnik1]

[Sputnik1]

 

 

 

 

 

[Sputnik1]

 

 

 

 

 

[Vincent Vega]

That Finch Farm will resemble It's A Knockout with the gigantic heads of Allardyce, Unsworth and Royle wandering about.

[Harry Squatter]

Or the carnival scene in Moonraker

[Sputnik1]

Or a frank Sidebottom themed fancy dress evening.

[halewood pete]

   

Excellent

[Guest Pistonbroke]

They could have their very own 'Big Heads' show, it would fit in well being as it's absolute shite. 

[Sputnik1]

 

Must be a big heads thing. 

[Chip Butty]

Lip up fatty

[amli]

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

 

Must be a big heads thing.

 

Joeba the Cunt

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Fred Elliot. 

[Chip Butty]

 

Sound. 

 

Has anyone got the "the last time I cried Alan Ball left" one, thats been doing the rounds? Its never nice hearing a grown man get emotional and sobby, but when its a blue, its ace. 

[Trumo]

 

Must be a big heads thing. 

 

I like how the shot is centred on a RED letter box.

[TheHowieLama]

Or the fact that he seems to have painted his face red.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Change the word aggressive for passion? Ok, I like aggressive football......

 

64 year old fucking clown.

[sir roger]

That is rivallry though, in my lifetime (I’m 47) Everton have been good for about 6 or 7 years and the banter was not always about honours even when both the Clubs were winning stuff. Most rivallries boil down to trivial tit for tat things. Rivallry doesn’t have to come down to honours, obviously it helps like. In the late 80s you’d have still seen petty little arguments about attendances. Its not just modern day. You might not like it but that’s what rivallry is and what it’s all about.

 

True enough no.9 , the most aggressive rivalry I personally have encountered is Blackburn / Burnley who are not clubs steeped in trophies.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Lip up fatty

More Bluster than Buster!

[sir roger]

Whilst obviously enjoying our neighbours' discomfort , I think a lot of well-paid pundits are getting away with murder here.

 

I can't be bothered searching in depth, but I read and saw a load of articles by well-known press & tv journalists in July/August falling over themselves with the highest praise for Everton's transfer business ( I seem to remember Savage giving them a 5/5 before the season started ) & universally suggesting that they would be an upwardly mobile 7th at the very least. Now however these hypocrites have developed a collective amnesia over this and talk amusedly as if Everton's travails were always going to happen & were obvious to any idiot before the season started. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Whilst obviously enjoying our neighbours' discomfort , I think a lot of well-paid pundits are getting away with murder here.

 

I can't be bothered searching in depth, but I read and saw a load of articles by well-known press & tv journalists in July/August falling over themselves with the highest praise for Everton's transfer business ( I seem to remember Savage giving them a 5/5 before the season started ) & universally suggesting that they would be an upwardly mobile 7th at the very least. Now however these hypocrites have developed a collective amnesia over this and talk amusedly as if Everton's travails were always going to happen & were obvious to any idiot before the season started. 

 

Indeed, they were also on the Red Manc bandwagon at the start of the season, soon changed their tune to Blue Manc. 

[Oh Buoy]

Brilliant news.

 

Keeps them up but still floating around relegation for another year of misery.

[Harry Squatter]

Change the word aggressive for passion? Ok, I like aggressive football......

 

64 year old fucking clown.

Twenty thousand of Liverpool’s fans dont live here. All evertons fans live in the city. Fuck off you thick twat. They all have a script to keep to and never deviate from it.

[eeyore]

Whilst obviously enjoying our neighbours' discomfort , I think a lot of well-paid pundits are getting away with murder here.

 

I can't be bothered searching in depth, but I read and saw a load of articles by well-known press & tv journalists in July/August falling over themselves with the highest praise for Everton's transfer business ( I seem to remember Savage giving them a 5/5 before the season started ) & universally suggesting that they would be an upwardly mobile 7th at the very least. Now however these hypocrites have developed a collective amnesia over this and talk amusedly as if Everton's travails were always going to happen & were obvious to any idiot before the season started.

Monkey hands Richard keys boasted they would finish ahead of us on twitter.