*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Furmedge]

Fuck off to the stereotypical Internet Scouse hardman and sex pest forum.

I'm still looking for this forum.

[suzy]

This just gets funnier!

Just been reading some on the posts on GOT, and I thought we got angry during games!

[Creator Supreme]

Hang on, have I read that right? The BBC report calls fat Unsy a boyhood supporter! Yeah he was, a boyhood supporter of Manchester United!

 

Supporting without supporting?

[Harry Squatter]

You should buy San Pellegrino lemonade or water to go with the Pizza as its made in Bergamo.

[Sputnik1]

It was the Blues second lowest crowd in history for a European game with only the Cup-Winners' Cup first round tie against the Irish students of University College Dublin in 1984 attracting a smaller gate.

 

Damn, ifitadnerbeinfertheautocupscheme they'd have another first.

 

On another note, after their famous victory over a premiership team and only their second victory away in Europe EVER! It's been reported that there are some very sore sides (from laughing) on those travelling away fans today as they board the plane home. 

 

They could be the first ever team to spend £140m to mount a relegation challenge. 

[The Golden Eel]

 

I love that guy with the hat with the bobble who whips off his glove and magically makes his hat move without touching it.

[Sputnik1]

Don't ever change.

 

 

When tearful eyes are open wide
They're still to blind to see a change in style
For a little while is only make believe

You're never satisfied so look for something new
There's nothing to hide and nothing Unsy can do

 

Oh you fools you've got me started

 

Might ask George to play this for the Derby. 

[Sputnik1]

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Quite noisy in bad blue neighbours last night, doors slamming and shouting. Couldn't get to that game either? We never go the game, if we did we'd drive.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Biggest home defeat in this competition for an English team since 1996.

[Paulie Dangerously]

A Greggs bacon baguette and an Americano to cheer work bloo up today.  Specifically from my winnings. 

 

He turned off after 2-1 to watch the NFL he says.  

[deiseach]

 

It's like a great work of art that offers up a new insight upon each viewing. This time, the bloke in the hoodie:

 

[Scooby Dudek]

So you watch your team, they go a goal down. Yet as a supporter you continue to watch, hoping beyond hope. 

 

They go two down but you continue to support, it's what you do. Pride in the shirt willturn this around. 

 

You knew it, your team scores, 1-2, the come back is on. This is the game that turns your season around. 

 

You switch off to watch the NFL.

[Jockey]

Remember after Tottenham when the Boo's were saying Klopp threw Lovren under a bus? 

[magicrat]

So you watch your team, they go a goal down. Yet as a supporter you continue to watch, hoping beyond hope. 

 

They go two down but you continue to support, it's what you do. Pride in the shirt willturn this around. 

 

You knew it, your team scores, 1-2, the come back is on. This is the game that turns your season around. 

 

You switch off to watch the NFL.

 

I thought there season had already been turned around after they came back from the dead against the mighty Watford. Seems I was wrong

[Jockey]

What strikes me about their managerial search is that you can plainly see both visions of Everton being played out in their search. 

 

The 'big team' boos are looking to Ancelotti, Simeone and looking to make a statement with all their 'money' - Moshiri clearly wants this to make a big statement. 

 

The 'realistic' boos are saying Silva, Dyche - even Allardyce to get us out of a hole. Kenwright, Walsh are these. 

 

So they keep settling on 'Silva' and then at the last minute, making a play for Simeone because he is who they really want, then settling for Dyche until they start making eyes at Ancelotti. 

 

There is who Everton actually are, and who Everton think they are - we Reds have always known about these two versions as we live with the schizophrenic cunts, but the rest of the country always seemed oblivious to their delusions. Hence the confusion in the national press as to why they haven't appointed a manager yet. We all know why - they have the money for a brand new Ford Focus, but don't want to sign for it as in their eyes they will not be able to buy a Porsche. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

What strikes me about their managerial search is that you can plainly see both visions of Everton being played out in their search. 

 

The 'big team' boos are looking to Ancelotti, Simeone and looking to make a statement with all their 'money' - Moshiri clearly wants this to make a big statement. 

 

The 'realistic' boos are saying Silva, Dyche - even Allardyce to get us out of a hole. Kenwright, Walsh are these. 

 

So they keep settling on 'Silva' and then at the last minute, making a play for Simeone because he is who they really want, then settling for Dyche until they start making eyes at Ancelotti. 

 

There is who Everton actually are, and who Everton think they are - we Reds have always known about these two versions as we live with the schizophrenic cunts, but the rest of the country always seemed oblivious to their delusions. Hence the confusion in the national press as to why they haven't appointed a manager yet. We all know why - they have the money for a brand new Ford Focus, but don't want to sign for it as in their eyes they will not be able to buy a Porsche. 

 

Either you've posted this before or I've got bad dejavoux here

[Jockey]

Either you've posted this before or I've got bad dejavoux here

 

I have used the car metaphor before! 

[deiseach]

The 'realistic' boos are saying Silva, Dyche - even Allardyce to get us out of a hole.

 

The quotation marks really capture the scorn in 'realistic' there.

[Jockey]

The quotation marks really capture the scorn in 'realistic' there.

 

In all fairness mate I have met both of them! 

[Trumo]

They are crying out for an Unsy and Phil Neville dream team. Both 'get' the club, which the likes of Simeone would not. The Simeone thing reminds me of a skit I saw somewhere.

 

It is set back in the days when Kendall was manager and they were struggling just before their mid-80s heyday. At the time, there was a rumour going round that the club wanted to sign Maradona. The skit consists of the comedian pretending to be Kendall, conducting a team talk that includes Maradona. He draws a circle on a chalk boardand writes B-A-L-L beneath it, instructing his players that this is a ball. The 'players' are all amazed and nodding enthusiastically until a bemused 'Maradona' pipes up.

 

"But Senor Kendall, I know about ball."

 

"This isn't for you Diego," says 'Kendall', "this is for these daft buggers here!"

[Sputnik1]

Blue Friday deals 

 

[Scooby Dudek]

In all fairness mate I have met both of them! 

So you are saying there are two realistic blues, didn't realise it was that many.

[deiseach]

So you are saying there are two realistic blues, didn't realise it was that many.

 

There are two 'realistic' blues.

[Trumo]

What kind of grown man wears pyjamas?

 

A secret lemonade drinker.

 

That's probably a euphemism on Urban Dictionary.