*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Sputnik1]

The best you'll get from a bitter today is "why aren't they looking at Liverpool when they went into administration."

 

Punchy Dad really did epitomise the whole Everton way with his blame everyone else excuses. They've lived so long on their hardship being our fault they they automatically default to these kinds of comments every single time. 

 

Delays on the way to work, redshites fault. Dropped phone and cracked screen, redshite caused it. Internet gone down, redshite conspiracy, milk gone off, redshite did it. 

 

Oh to live in a world so free from blame, to be able to pass on any responsibility as someone else's fault. They're children, if you stand back and examine their behaviour they're just children. 

[Trumo]

Why aren't Sky wheeling out Professor Tom Cannon to give his opinion? He portrayed himself as fully enlightened when we were in the shit under G&H, but there's been not a peep out of him over the question marks in the boardroom at his own club.

[Paulie Dangerously]

It was workbloos birthday over the weekend and even Rhino did him a solid

[Sputnik1]

Why aren't Sky wheeling out Professor Tom Cannon to give his opinion? He portrayed himself as fully enlightened when we were in the shit under G&H, but there's been not a peep out of him over the question marks in the boardroom at his own club.

 

 

Like all bitters, he's an expert only on Liverpool FC related subjects. 

[deiseach]

Delays on the way to work, redshites fault. 

 

All heading back to Oslo on a Monday morning.

[Harry Squatter]

The best you'll get from a bitter today is "why aren't they looking at Liverpool when they went into administration."

 

Punchy Dad really did epitomise the whole Everton way with his blame everyone else excuses. They've lived so long on their hardship being our fault they they automatically default to these kinds of comments every single time.

 

Delays on the way to work, redshites fault. Dropped phone and cracked screen, redshite caused it. Internet gone down, redshite conspiracy, milk gone off, redshite did it.

 

Oh to live in a world so free from blame, to be able to pass on any responsibility as someone else's fault. They're children, if you stand back and examine their behaviour they're just children.

Quite ironic really when they sing the.l Mancs favourite song "always the victim, it's never your fault"

[dylstar]

35 years ago today LFC beat neighbours Everton 5-0 at Woodison Park. Rush scores 1, Rush scores 2, Rush scores 3 and Rush scores 4! Great Day.

 

Hopefully Salah can do the same next month .........

[The Guest]

Quite ironic really when they sing the.l Mancs favourite song "always the victim, it's never your fault"

The thing I always find odd is that the mancs sing that at Everton, every game they play them without fail. They claim it’s not about Hillsborough, it’s about Suarez and Heysel. Yet they sing it at Everton when the only thing the blues have any solidarity with us about something is Hillsborough.

[Sputnik1]

Reports Allardyce now front runner for the bitters job.

 

Was it the reports of dodgy money deals that drew him in?

[Trumo]

35 years ago today LFC beat neighbours Everton 5-0 at Woodison Park. Rush scores 1, Rush scores 2, Rush scores 3 and Rush scores 4! Great Day.

 

...and asks Big Nev for a lift home after the game!

[Strontium]

Reports Allardyce now front runner for the bitters job.

 

Was it the reports of dodgy money deals that drew him in?

The lifetime supply of toffee swung it.

[magicrat]

Reports Allardyce now front runner for the bitters job.

 

Was it the reports of dodgy money deals that drew him in?

 

Bill has persuaded the money men to cut a deal with Parish. Nothing much to see here.

Sham was always favourite in my book,  He will have the Stanley Park cup final in just over a month

[niallers]

When they do win a derby, it has to happen sometime unfortunately, they'll go on as if they've never lost one. Like the team who's losing ten nil down the park and says next goal wins and when they get it they celebrate like wild animals! Wouldn't fancy being around too many of them that weekend!

[Harry Squatter]

It will be like a fella who had been in prison for years then goes to town and gets his end away.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I've been saying "You're due a win" to every blue I know before every derby for about 3 seasons as it's bound to happen at some point.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Like the lad who gets his end away for the first time and carries on like he's been getting for years, no big deal, but you keep going on about it.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

The next time they win the Derby they'll have an open top spaceship parade. 

[Harry Squatter]

It will be like when Tony Hibbert scored and everyone piled onto the pitch.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

It will be like when Tony Hibbert scored and everyone piled onto the pitch.

 

Imagine if it coincides with their last game at Woodison before moving into their shiny new 50 billion state of the art Stadium. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Imagine if it coincides with their last game at Woodison before moving into their shiny new 50 billion state of the art Stadium. 

 

In the year 3052 where £50 billion is worth half a used teabag in todays money.

[Harry Squatter]

Apparently schneiderlin and mirallas were sent to train with the under 23s but just fucked about and started doing a crossbar challenge. Big Dunc told them to respect the club or fuck off. Both then said they were sick of being told what to do and just carried on.

 

Caused loads of fuuuummme amongst the Evertonians I know.

[Trumo]

In the year 3052 where £50 billion is worth half a used teabag in todays money.

 

Nil Tetley PG Tips Optimum.

[SlugTrail]

It will be like a fella who had been in prison for years then goes to town and beats his bird up.

like big drunken.

[Anubis]

Apparently schneiderlin and mirallas were sent to train with the under 23s but just fucked about and started doing a crossbar challenge. Big Dunc told them to respect the club or fuck off. Both then said they were sick of being told what to do and just carried on.

 

Caused loads of fuuuummme amongst the Evertonians I know.

Can't see Ferguson letting that happen without unleashing violence. Unless the old warhorse is not what he once was.

[Strontium]

In the year 3052 where £50 billion is worth half a used teabag in todays money.

Everton are much like a used teabag, not in the cup for very long.