*Shakes head* Everton again.

[VladimirIlyich]

Klopp

"Yes, I underwent a hair transplant" he said, as flatly as he says most things. "I think the results are pretty cool. Don't you?"

 

Well we do. Curiously, Klopp shares a hair surgeon with Dick Advocaat and Ted Danson. That's quite some waiting room.

Isn't that a Herr transplant in Jurgen's case?

[Paulie Dangerously]

Rooney wearing Everton jimjams whilst winning, scoring and kissing his United badge for the past 13 years is the real trophy haul since 1995

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Yet another shit article on the BBC about Wazza, tedious cunts. I'll fucking piss myself when the reality sets in and those bitter cunts are whinging like fuck about him getting a starting place ahead of better options. 

[TheHowieLama]

32 mil for Gylfi??!!

[jimmycase]

Incredible, isnt it?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Moshi keeps spending and he won't have enough to buy Melwood, the Adelphi and Croxteth Hall.

Joe 6 chins will be all over 2 of those 3, already started with the Hall and now the Hotel is on the list. Council won't think twice about a Compulsory Purchase, with what ? More to the point, from whom.

 

People need to wake up in this City.

[johnsusername]

They're so good now that they've been given a special invitation to the World Cup next year.

[deiseach]

Hey Everton, Lazar Markovic is available. Great mid-range signing who overachieved with a club in the bottom-half of the table last season.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I wouldn't be surprised if the bitters end up with shit coat when he eventually gets the push from the Mancs. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

32 mil for Gylfi??!!

 

 

Incredible, isnt it?

 

He's averaged 10 goals a season from midfield the last 3 years 13 assists last season too.

 

Think he's a good signing and I'm all for ripping into the Ev

[Priory Doctor]

Honest question Doc, are you glad to have Rooney back?

Honest answer, I wouldn't have had him back. Nothing to do with his leaving us years ago etc,just that his game time and goals have diminished over the last couple of years. The older you get, the more you get injured, the longer it takes to get your fitness back ..and on and on. However, there is a chance that he might thrive again after looking stale for the last two years, so like any fan I will support the player while he is at the club.

I think these buys have got the fans buzzing( and with a couple more to come), so while I can't see us getting top 4, I can't see us finishing any lower than last season,in what is ( to use that hoary old saying) a transitional season.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

But last season was your transnational season, this season you were supposed to put us in your shadow. 

[jimmycase]

He's averaged 10 goals a season from midfield the last 3 years 13 assists last season too.

 

Think he's a good signing and I'm all for ripping into the Ev

 

Be that as it may, he was eventually rejected by spurs although there was talk of buying him back. He is just your modern day robbie savage even if he does take a good free kick.

 

But, £32m shows how fucked the transfer system is.

[Total Longo]

Couple of blues in work going on about the new 61k seater stadium they are going to fill up and that they are both going to buy season tickets now Rooney is back. 

 

Christ, they can barely fill up Goodison at the best of times, where are all these new fans going to spring from? 

[Creator Supreme]

Honest answer, I wouldn't have had him back. Nothing to do with his leaving us years ago etc,just that his game time and goals have diminished over the last couple of years. The older you get, the more you get injured, the longer it takes to get your fitness back ..and on and on. However, there is a chance that he might thrive again after looking stale for the last two years, so like any fan I will support the player while he is at the club.

I think these buys have got the fans buzzing( and with a couple more to come), so while I can't see us getting top 4, I can't see us finishing any lower than last season,in what is ( to use that hoary old saying) a transitional season.

Fair answer, cheers

[Oh Buoy]

50m for Siggy

 

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/swansea-city-hit-back-everton-13308124

[Creator Supreme]

Be that as it may, he was eventually rejected by spurs although there was talk of buying him back. He is just your modern day robbie savage even if he does take a good free kick.

 

But, £32m shows how fucked the transfer system is.

Swansea want £50m now, have allegedly knocked a bid of £40m by Leicester back.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

£50 million. Christ Almighty. That's it lads. Pack up the kit. Take the nets off. Bulldoze the stadiums. Chuck your boots into the skip. Football is dead.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

That makes Coutinho worth £100 m.

[Priory Doctor]

But last season was your transnational season, this season you were supposed to put us in your shadow. 

The turnaround in playing staff this season  suggests there is bound to be a lot more of settling in of new players than any season I can recall for a long time.  

[manwiththestick]

£50 million. Christ Almighty. That's it lads. Pack up the kit. Take the nets off. Bulldoze the stadiums. Chuck your boots into the skip. Football is dead.

Ridiculous amount however to be fair, the blues are asking about that amount for Barkley. I know who I'd rather have.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Be that as it may, he was eventually rejected by spurs although there was talk of buying him back. He is just your modern day robbie savage even if he does take a good free kick.

 

But, £32m shows how fucked the transfer system is.

 

He's played a lot of Football since his move to spurs and I think he's a quality player. 

 

Completely disagree with the "modern Robbie Savage" tag but I suppose that's football.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Sigurdsson is a modern-day Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

The turnaround in playing staff this season suggests there is bound to be a lot more of settling in of new players than any season I can recall for a long time.

You're buying early which can only help the team to get to know each other with a good preseason together.

 

YOU HEAR THAT FSG?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Their attempts to compare the Rooney return to the Fowler return is just peak Bluenose craziness.

 

Fowler didn't fuck us off as a teenager after a handful of games, Fowler played his best football at us, Fowler scored more than double the amount of goals for us than the games Rooney played for Everton, Fowler wanted to stay with us and didn't gladly up sticks at the first flash of a bit more money, Fowler didn't sign for an historically hated rival, Fowler, after signing for his new club, didn't start giving exclusive interviews to the S*n, Fowler when playing against us didn't purposely try to rile his old club's fans by celebrating in front of them and kissing his new team's badge.

 

I suppose it's just the latest installment of the blues having to relate everything they do back to us in some way.

 

I wonder if the Everton classic song "Die, Die, Rooney. Rooney Die" as sung at the first FA Cup game between the two after Rooney's move, will get a fresh outing during the revisionist love in???