*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Tj hooker]

Anyone remember the 1st game for the granny shagger back at the Pit my Nephews were giving if the full beans at him proper full on Vs and what a cunt he was some off you might remember benbluenose on this thread but as would seem fitting he's posted a pic of Rooney in the full garb with the words Welcome back Wayne the bitters don't do irony but if they did.... ...

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Anyone remember the 1st game for the granny shagger back at the Pit my Nephews were giving if the full beans at him proper full on Vs and what a cunt he was some off you might remember benbluenose on this thread but as would seem fitting he's posted a pic of Rooney in the full garb with the words Welcome back Wayne the bitters don't do irony but if they did.... ...

 

Your computer's broken mate. All your punctuation jumped to the end of the post.

[cloggypop]

What kind of grown man supports the shite?

Loads of my family back home to be fair. It's about 50/50 red blue

[Harry Squatter]

Evertonians seemingly can't grasp the simple concept of us laughing at them and their odd behaviour. They seem to think now we are obsessed with them because we have dismissed their signings. Even though 98 per cent of Evertonians cannot stop talking about Liverpool.

[Tj hooker]

Your computer's broken mate. All your punctuation jumped to the end of the post.

I suppose you shouldn't post on here when your pissed

[Sputnik1]

Being a bitter is about constantly living in denial. They know deep down they’ve sold once again their best player, to the mancs. Rooney is a scouser, a boyhood blue and he fucked off after 77 appearances to collect a haul of medals while they won fuck all. Had he stayed who knows, they might have won a derby at Anfield.

 

Now finished at the top and unwanted anywhere else he has become the makeweight in a deal for their top scorer Lukaku. Who like Rooney could see that he was never going to win anything at Everton. The deals may be announced separately but they’re as tied together as Rooneys fake hair.

My blue mate last week said it reminded him of the time they bought Gazza, you see Everton can buy the big names, they’ve just faded a lot by the time they arrive at woodison.

 

And what of their manager, well he now has to try to fit in a has been player that will be lauded as a returning hero, you couldn’t make it up. Kissing the scum badge in a game against Everton, wonder how it felt putting on your pyjamas that night. Koeman has a headache alright, rooneys first couple of games might go well with the adrenaline but you know the bitters, it will be full on boos before you know it.

 

Oh and although they’re all born, how do you think other members of the squad will feel. This slow, finished ‘has been’ trudging around while raking in the highest wages there.

 

He only needs to score in the derby, injure one of our main players and shout at Klopp and he will be a legend. I’m hoping he’s more of a millstone around their necks. Rooney said it feels just like it did 13 years ago, that’s nothing new at Everton, if you know your history of course.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I suppose you shouldn't post on here when your pissed

Only messing.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Being a bitter is about constantly living in denial. They know deep down they’ve sold once again their best player, to the mancs. Rooney is a scouser, a boyhood blue and he fucked off after 77 appearances to collect a haul of medals while they won fuck all. Had he stayed who knows, they might have won a derby at Anfield.

 

Now finished at the top and unwanted anywhere else he has become the makeweight in a deal for their top scorer Lukaku. Who like Rooney could see that he was never going to win anything at Everton. The deals may be announced separately but they’re as tied together as Rooneys fake hair.

My blue mate last week said it reminded him of the time they bought Gazza, you see Everton can buy the big names, they’ve just faded a lot by the time they arrive at woodison.

 

And what of their manager, well he now has to try to fit in a has been player that will be lauded as a returning hero, you couldn’t make it up. Kissing the scum badge in a game against Everton, wonder how it felt putting on your pyjamas that night. Koeman has a headache alright, rooneys first couple of games might go well with the adrenaline but you know the bitters, it will be full on boos before you know it.

 

Oh and although they’re all born, how do you think other members of the squad will feel. This slow, finished ‘has been’ trudging around while raking in the highest wages there.

 

He only needs to score in the derby, injures one of our main players and shout at Klopp and he will be a legend. I’m hoping he’s more of a millstone around their necks. Rooney said it feels just like it did 13 years ago, that’s nothing new at Everton, if you know your history of course.

He's already a legend in their eyes. He's won loads with their second club.

[Tj hooker]

Only messing.

Haha no worries

[Tj hooker]

But if someone could find that picture then it would be awesome my 3 nephews giving it large to Weetabix head I know it was printed in the Echo

[Sputnik1]

[Tj hooker]

Really good effort Sputnik but the picture I'm looking for is more off the the crowd one

[Sputnik1]

 

[amli]

Had he stayed who knows, they might have won a derby at Anfield.

Ouch!

[jimmycase]

Got to laugh at all this shite from the bloos and the media about him 'going home.' Yeah, he left his boyhood club and spent the best years of his career down the east lancs where they all hate scousers.

 

Now his career is effectively over, he's 'gone back home' to wind down. And that's to be applauded. Apparaently.

[Paco]

I remember him scoring kop end against us and someone fucking a Nokia 3310 at his melon.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

" der redshites fuckin photo shoppin Wayne celebratin at der school of science "

[Arl arse]

[Bjornebye]

He will be boss for them next season. 

[Bjornebye]

I remember him scoring kop end against us and someone fucking a Nokia 3310 at his melon.

 

Hahahaha 

[Unrighteous]

He will be boss for them next season. 

 

He was looking trim for his medical.

 

[Jim MM]

Dunno. Mostly looks like he's just eating something.

[Boss]

What kind of man pays for a hair transplant?

 

Toupe, err I mean touche.

[Lee909]

What kind of man pays for a hair transplant?

Klopp

"Yes, I underwent a hair transplant" he said, as flatly as he says most things. "I think the results are pretty cool. Don't you?"

 

Well we do. Curiously, Klopp shares a hair surgeon with Dick Advocaat and Ted Danson. That's quite some waiting room.

[Sputnik1]

Dunno. Mostly looks like he's just eating something.

 

 

Yeah shit, the shit eater.