*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Josef Svejk]

Granny shagger must be in shit shape because he refuses to take his t-shirt off on holiday nowadays.

 

He's in better shape than his wife.

[TheHowieLama]

He's bigger than the club.

[General Dryness]

Apparently his missus was wondering how she could get rid of a load of unsightly loose hanging flesh.

 

I would recommend divorce.

[Sputnik1]

Born, sold to a big club and used until not fit for a big club then returned to small club, not manufactured. 

[Harry Squatter]

He's in better shape than his wife.

He hasn't given birth to 3 kids though, he's a professional footballer. She's got a good excuse.

[Josef Svejk]

He hasn't given birth to 3 kids though, he's a professional footballer.

 

She hasn't consumed breweries full of beer though, she's a professional media whore.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Work Bloo is happy for pay Rooney £250k a week because they'll recoup his full contracts worth of wages in shirt sales.

 

Pointed out that it doesn't matter who we or United sign because we've got millions of fans happy to buy shirts with whoever on in the Far East and unless Rooney personally has fans who will switch alliances to Everton then it wont matter.  He said I was grasping at straws.

 

OK Lad

[Paco]

If they can afford to pay his 250k a week wages why don't they go out and get someone younger and better?

[Sputnik1]

If they can afford to pay his 250k a week wages why don't they go out and get someone younger and better?

 

 

They have someone younger and better, they're selling him and getting Rooney. Then they're going to plant a load of beans they are getting with him and it will grow into a nice new stadium. 

 

Fee fine, foe scum.

 

Hair fine, ex scum.

[liverpoolsno9]

If they can afford to pay his 250k a week wages why don't they go out and get someone younger and better?

This blue might just agree with that

 

go out their and target a 'statement' signing for the club to propel us into the spotlight, go throw that at Madrid, offer them their asking price for James Rodriguez and see what they actually say when we slap the money on the table, and see what his agent says when we offer to double his current 110k pw wages.

 

Honestly it sounds mental even typing this out, but money talks in football, and if we are serious in making a statement then we couldn't make a bigger on than this

[Nomad]

On the 60m loan thing they have just got.

 

"Sasha Ryazantsev, director at Everton, added: “We are pleased to have entered into a partnership with ICBC, which will increase our financial flexibility, reduce refinancing risk and lower funding costs, while adding to the list of Everton’s ‘firsts’.”

[Sputnik1]

For anyone that was wondering how they managed to buy those players without having sold Lukaku first. 

[Hades]

Considering a contract offer to GOT. Feel like I can achieve my true potential there.

[alles ist gut]

Granny shagger must be in shit shape because he refuses to take his t-shirt off on holiday nowadays.

 

Fred Durst has not aged well.

[Strontium]

Lukaku to United, £75m

[Josef Svejk]

United's feeder / reject club.

[Special K]

Lukaku to United, £75m

Still Utd's feeder club despite splashing the cash eh?

[Josef Svejk]

Still Utd's feeder club despite splashing the cash eh?

 

Like I say, their reject club too. Rooney on the way.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

B... b... but I thought Mosh's trillions was bankrolling their spending and they weren't going to sell Lukaku.

[Paulie Dangerously]

FFFFUUMMMMEEE UNDER 100M

[Sputnik1]

.........thud!

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I reckon it's odds on they sell Barkley too, sign Sigurdsson and end up with a net spend of about £30m which, considering recent windows, they should be happy with.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Broke the news to Work Bloo he wasn't happy.  Thought they'd get at least £100m but the 25m is probably for Rooney's subsidised wages.

 

Lukaku will be on the bench for United as he offers nothing but goals (agree)

 

They'll probably go out and spend £40m each on 2 strikers now.

 

Additional: the 60m Chinese loan is a great thing as it means they have presence in China.  Not sure I understand this one myself

[Sputnik1]

I haven't laughed so much since they bought Gazza. 

[Captain Turdseye]

GOT's server has crashed. Haha!