*Shakes head* Everton again.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Osman and Hibbert came into the bar my lad works in town, after watching boxing or something.

Both pissed, Osman was on shandy and Hibbert the house vodka, there for a few hours and neither tipped a penny.

 

They also weren't bothered or approached by anyone, at all. In the same Bar Jimmy Case is regularly asked for autographs and pictures as is Robbie Fowler.

 

My point being if it were Liverpool players in the bar not tipping or being ignored it would have made it to social media and GoT in a heartbeat. Local home grown born not manufactured blue players to boot.

[Wezza]

If anybody fancies livening up their day in the comments section

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37939697

[Guest LFD]

"our cladding is boss lad". 

 

HAHA!

[TheHowieLama]

If anybody fancies livening up their day in the comments section

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37939697

 

I support Lukaku FC.

[TheHowieLama]

Osman was on shandy

[Harry Squatter]

Seems fair comment. Everton appear to be on the up and no offence, but when you haven't won anything for over a quarter of a century and you develop a class player, they'll go, that's just football. No amount of fancy cladding is going to prevent that.

 

 

 

This wasn't me by the way

[Lee909]

Lukaku is not yet at the level of a Champions League striker

 

 

Is that right

Daft cunts

[Bjornebye]

When you put it like that, you can see why global thermonuclear holocaust is such an attractive option for them.

You don't have to die in a nuclear holocaust to die in a nuclear holocaust but they are a nuclear holocaust

[Bjornebye]

Can't see Koeman staying there that long. He doesn't seem to "get" Everton. He lives in Alderley Edge as well and gave an interview to the Echo that he wouldn't move to Liverpool or its surrounding area.

He's clearly never been in woodys on a Monday night

[Furmedge]

He's clearly never been in woodys on a Monday night

Sunday is better. Karaoke and the smell of bleached floors, can't get enough of the stuff.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

Some twat has been twatting about with some design software he got for his birthday - and the Echo are reporting it.

 

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/new-stadium-docks-four-stunning-12157218

 

Even our chums over at GOT aren't completely gulled.

 

 

 

 

So some bored bloke goes CAD crazy, and we're supposed to deduce...what?

Bored man craves attention, draws picture.

 

 

[Lee909]

Whst the fucks that gravy jug doing in the river

[Harry Squatter]

That's what happens when you get bladdered and watch the star wars prequels.

[Anubis]

It looks like a badly broken sea shell.

[Trumo]

Moshiside is real!

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Looks like a shit version of a futuristic Viking long boat that would sink. 

[Elite]

It looks like a vagina with opposing clits

[TheHowieLama]

"Welcome to the albino flytrap."

[G Richards]

Koeman might be being clever with his comments on Lukaku. Perhaps he knows Moshiri is a blagger and Everton aren't going to go any higher than what they would have hoped for before Moshiri came in. So Koeman is starting some sort of exit strategy already?

[The Golden Eel]

Koeman might be being clever with his comments on Lukaku. Perhaps he knows Moshiri is a blagger and Everton aren't going to go any higher than what they would have hoped for before Moshiri came in. So Koeman is starting some sort of exit strategy already?

 

I've had a feeling already myself that Koeman isn't particularly happy.  I think there's a chance that he was sold a bit oif bullshit, yeah.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Looks like fat joes plate at an all you can eat seafood restaurant

[stringvest]

Koeman might be being clever with his comments on Lukaku. Perhaps he knows Moshiri is a blagger and Everton aren't going to go any higher than what they would have hoped for before Moshiri came in. So Koeman is starting some sort of exit strategy already?

 

 

Yep, it's definitely the sort of shite you get from a manager looking to get out one way or the other.  Gawd bless him.  

[deiseach]

Looks like fat joes plate at an all you can eat seafood restaurant

 

How can you tell the difference between the eater and the eaten?

[Philbert]

Once a small club; Always a small club .

"Nothing but the smallest is good enough"

[Harry Squatter]

Few of them are flapping now saying that Koeman has seen through all the Kenwright and Moshiri bullshit. The others are outraged that he has dared to call Everton a small club and want him shot at dawn.