*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Arl arse]

#Evertonmoments

 

[Arl arse]

Or this classic

 

[Unrighteous]

Or this classic

 

 

That's just superb.

[Captain]

This Everton moment should be shared, just like that fella shares his bogies.

 

 

What kind of an adult does something like that?

 

Mindblowing.

[aladdinsane]

I went past a market stall in Liverpool today selling shirts of both clubs. Liverpool ones were mainly about Klopp and our successes whereas they had t shirts with 'bitter and twisted billionaires' and 'I'd rather walk alone'. They think because their owner is a billionaire that makes them billionaires. A lot of the premiership are billionaires at that rate. Oh the one related to them was 'Koeman you Blues'.

[3 Stacks]

Everton FC News ‏@LivEchoEFC 4m4 minutes ago
Breaking: John Stones tells Koeman he wants to start pre-season at Man City #EFC #MCFC

 

Stonesy throwing another tantrum. I'd like it more if he stayed there as they will get ludicrous money for him and the defenders they have been linked with (Rugani, Koulibaly) are currently better than him.

[Barrington Womble]

Everton FC News ‏@LivEchoEFC 4m4 minutes ago

Breaking: John Stones tells Koeman he wants to start pre-season at Man City #EFC #MCFC

 

Stonesy throwing another tantrum. I'd like it more if he stayed there as they will get ludicrous money for him and the defenders they have been linked with (Rugani, Koulibaly) are currently better than him.

Have man city actually bid for him?

[Furmedge]

Like everton are arsed. They're gonna buy Ramos and Pique as replacements.

[Sputnik1]

Everton FC News ‏@LivEchoEFC 4m4 minutes ago

Breaking: John Stones tells Koeman he wants to start pre-season at Man City #EFC #MCFC

 

Stonesy throwing another tantrum. I'd like it more if he stayed there as they will get ludicrous money for him and the defenders they have been linked with (Rugani, Koulibaly) are currently better than him.

 

 

Oh he's going to regret that when the bitters win the league and he's stuck playing in the Europa. 

[an tha]

Money can't buy you Stones....

[Sputnik1]

Barnsley will get 15% of any fee the bitters get for him. He peaked price wise last year, hopefully holding on to him has cost the bitters money. 

[Strontium]

Why is he leaving the Merseyside Galacticos?!

[Harry Squatter]

He probably knows deep down that he can't handle playing for the world's richest and most envied club.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Got some gall Stones.

[Curly]

Barnsley will get 15% of any fee the bitters get for him. He peaked price wise last year, hopefully holding on to him has cost the bitters money.

 

Everton won't care. They're so rich that they will probably just burn any transfer money received from now on anyway.

[General Dryness]

True. Rumour has it that next seasons away kit will be crafted from 50 quid notes stitched together with real gold thread. The logo will be pieces of the hope diamond stuck on with unicorn shit and pixie dust.

[Strontium]

Nil sartorialist nisi platinum

[Josef Svejk]

 

Everton have announced that two stands at Goodison Park will be renamed after former player and manager Howard Kendall and ex-chairman Sir Philip Carter.

 

The stands behind the goals at the stadium will now be known as the Howard Kendall Gwladys Street End and the Sir Philip Carter Park Stand in honour of the pair who both passed away last year. [...]

 

Everton have explored the possibility of moving to a new site in their quest to play in a larger stadium, though the club confirmed that the two newly-named stands will be known by their current names for as long as they remain at Goodison Park.

 

New cladding and new stand names? Exciting times...

[Paulie Dangerously]

Bit disrespectful to name the stands after the legends when they're going to be bulldozing them in a few months

[Frankenhooker]

They're waiting to pounce, checkbook ready. A big signing any day now. They're not waiting for Stones money honestly.

[raininblood]

Why all the new stuff if they are moving in a few years ?

 

Nil Satis,Pickfords Optimum.

[Harry Squatter]

They are waiting on a scientist to work out how to defy gravity and are waiting for a massive laser to be built. So their new 95,000 capacity state of the art stadium can float into the sky and destroy the redshites ground and reclaim their rightful.place as the only club in the city. Either that or they haven't got as much money as they think.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Work already well started on Finch Farm before it became public.

 

So you get a mortgage then a couple of years later you get a top up for improvements.

 

So if we decide to merge Melwood and The Academy will the Council buy whatever site is vacant at market price ? You know for housing or green belt.

[Strontium]

Howard Kendall Stand more like Howard Kendall Wobble

[AngryOfTuebrook]

New cladding and new stand names? Exciting times...

That just put me in mind of Craig Cash in "Rovers" going on about the Stanley Bell End and the Doreen Bent Over Flow Car Park.