*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Barrington Womble]

So they have an extra £1m pw to spend on wages now? Is Moshi Monty Brewster and has to blow his fortune to inherit more?

This is the thing I don't understand. Why do they think he's putting all that money in. He only owns 49% doesn't he?

[Harry Squatter]

None of them know exactly how much money they have to spend but they know they have loads to spend because they just do.

 

That post about James Rodriguez looks like it was written by a 12 year old

[Russ Atmosphere]

Last time I saw James Rodriguez play he was probably only good enough for Everton.

[Curly]

An Everton delegation arrived in Madrid today, led by Tony Bellew wearing an Everton tracksuit carrying a ghetto blaster playing Z Cars while other members of the entourage threw wads of cash onto the street nonchalantly. They had travelled to the Spanish capital to SLAP money on the table at Real Madrid and demand that James Rodriguez leave the club and join the revolution at Everton, officially now the world's biggest club....

 

Etc

Hahaha. Pudding myself at this but on phone so can't tap mate

[SlugTrail]

An Everton delegation arrived in Madrid today, led by Tony Bellew wearing an Everton tracksuit carrying a ghetto blaster playing Z Cars while other members of the entourage threw wads of cash onto the street nonchalantly. They had travelled to the Spanish capital to SLAP money on the table at Real Madrid and demand that James Rodriguez leave the club and join the revolution at Everton, officially now the world's biggest club....

 

Etc

[Cardie]

A few seem to be getting a bit restless with the lack of activity.

 

The palace bid for Batushayi seems to have worried them as well as it's starting to dawn on them that having lots of money is only a benefit if everyone around you doesn't have the same.

 

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[3 Stacks]

They are linked with Steve Mandanda on a free, which would be a great signing. Between him and Tim Krul or Stekelenburg, I'd much rather they went for either of the latter two.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Hahaha. Pudding myself at this but on phone so can't tap mate

You need a new phone.

 

Or new fingers.

[Curly]

You need a new phone.

Or new fingers.

Both probably.

[Furmedge]

Very good mate of mine has a non paid role at Everton and is convinced Usmanov is coming on board.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Neymar drinking in the brick last night.  Quoted as saying "We go the game. The People's club. Everton aren't we?"

[Jose Jones]

Very good mate of mine has a non paid role at Everton and is convinced Usmanov is coming on board.

Ball boy?

[Furmedge]

Ball boy?

My mate or Usmanov?

[Jose Jones]

My mate or Usmanov?

Yer ma.

[Frankenhooker]

Usmanov is just biding his time at Arsenal waiting to pounce, he increased his shareholding about four months ago buying shares from Moshiri. He won't end up at Everton despite what that cult think.

[Furmedge]

Yer ma.

Bravo sir.

[Trumo]

Very good mate of mine has a non paid role at Everton and is convinced Usmanov is coming on board.

 

Where's the very good mate wages money Bill?

[dylstar]

This time next year Bill we'll be millionaires !!!!! Only fools and horses classic

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Neymar drinking in the brick last night.  Quoted as saying "We go the game. The People's club. Everton aren't we?"

Pah!  All those slogans are passé.

 

http://www.evertonfc.com/

2016/17 "Nothing will be the same"

[Harry Squatter]

At least Usmanov will be able to tell their fans where the Arteta money is.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Bloo in work was saying today that they're going to get £25m for Niasse from some Chinese club.

 

That £12m profit will no doubt add even more funds to this massive spending spree that they're about to go on...  Any minute now...  Don't rush them...  Just wait and see...  Once they get started, oh boy....

 

Stekelenburg.

[Barrington Womble]

They won't like this outside their favourite pub.

[Harry Squatter]

They are saving all the money for the new ground in the docks which will be the best stadium in Britain.

[Captain Turdseye]

They are saving all the money for the new ground in the docks which will be the best stadium in Britain.

Knitted out with laminate flooring and Pricewise carpets.

[Lee909]

They are saving all the money for the new ground in the docks which will be the best stadium in Britain.

Dont be stupid,they won't get a new stadium.

The out vote was a redshite conspiracy to stop them getting EU money for regeneration of the area round the new stadium.