*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Had him perched at my desk when I came into today to show me the "twitter gold"  great stuff

[Paulie Dangerously]

To be fair that whopper giving it bifters before the match about Everton and subsequently getting punched is fucking funny. 

[Anubis]

You should have walked in and gone all Bronson on him from the outset - "SIT IN THE FUCKING CHAIR AND DO NOT FUCKING MOVE OR TALK TO ME, YOU CUNT!"

[AngryOfTuebrook]

To be fair that whopper giving it bifters before the match about Everton and subsequently getting punched is fucking funny. 

Got a link?

(I need cheering up.)

[Harry Squatter]

I know that lad. I messaged him this morning saying he had made the viz top tips page but he's deleted his Facebook account now.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Got a link?

(I need cheering up.)

#fantascruff

 

I know that lad. I messaged him this morning saying he had made the viz top tips page but he's deleted his Facebook account now.

Best thing he can do is embrace his minor celebrity status for a while.

[Harry Squatter]

Just hope he doesn't lose his job

[Paulie Dangerously]

Just hope he doesn't lose his job

 

For being punched?  He should be ok.  Self defence and that.

 

He should get tshirts printed and charge a fiver for a selfie

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Let's be honest, who gives a fuck what those horrid cunts think about last night.

 

21 years without a trophy. It was a Mickey Mouse cup up until about half 9 last night and now they're making it out to be the biggest competition going.

 

Fuck them. Fuck the bitter families they were "born" into. Fuck Moshpit. I hope he goes bankrupt. And fuck their waterside stadium. Scouse Godzilla will sort that out.

 

They still always be what they've always been. Small time fucks forever in our shadow.

[moof]

Not arsed if they're having a field day laughing at us, I think its fair enough in the circumstances. Not like they've had much opportunity down the years. Utterly embarrassing performance from us, so we can give them this one.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Genuinely don't care what any fan from any other team thinks. We would be doing the same if the roles were reversed ( Everton in a European Final Haha ) so let them have their fun. Oddly enough no Evertonian has said boo to me. I must just know the good ones. Shithouse neighbour aside.

[JoeyJones65]

 

21 Years. Now fuck off.

[Captain Turdseye]

Pissing myself laughing at that Fanta Scruff stuff. Poor bastard. From the elation of getting himself on Sky Sports News to getting sparked, us losing and his mug trending on Twitter.

[Harry Squatter]

He's famous now. I reckon a few Evertonians will have a go at him for that interview.

[Paulie Dangerously]

He's famous now. I reckon a few Evertonians will have a go at him for that interview.

 

As I said before the best thing he can do it embrace it and laugh it off.  If they know he's getting wound up by it then it'll go on forever.  The Wealdstone raider has probably made a pretty penny from his Twitter infamy

[Dr Nowt]

Pissing myself laughing at that Fanta Scruff stuff. Poor bastard. From the elation of getting himself on Sky Sports News to getting sparked, us losing and his mug trending on Twitter.

The Dave Courtney portrait is cracking.

[Harry Squatter]

Someone has photoshopped it onto the side of Goodison

[Trumo]

Nil Solo Lo Mejor Nisi Photoshop.

[Harry Squatter]

Me and my mate have just been pissing ourselves laughing about this. My mate said no one in his work talked about the game this morning as they were all to busy pissing themselves laughing about this guy. He is never going to live it down in his work. Also he was there with his 15 year old son so he will probably get ripped when he goes back to school.

 

That Twitter page #fantascruff is funny. Loads of Evertonians commenting on Twitter.

 

"Imagine getting off the plane, turning your phone on and being outed as Fanta Scruff"

 

"Fanta scruff getting banged out by Manuel off Fawlty Towers"

 

"Fanta scruff in his Lonsdale undies after getting put on his arse by a Spanish Power Ranger. Always wear clean Bill Grundies as you never know when you will be put on your arse"

[Reckoner]

This could be Rotherham or Everton;

Liverpool's sour gnome

Since Rotterdam poor Everton

Watch cup finals at home

[Reckoner]

Evrtonians saying Emery isn't big enough name for them as he only finished 3rd with Valencia. They need consistent winners in the league, European competitions aren't priority. ( one way of putting it lads)

They would accept Mourinho as he guarantees success, (like last year?) but Bielsa would be preferred. Mancini or Pellegrini would be acceptable.

Pissing myself reading it, can't wait to see who they get.

[Boss]

What's the story behind this fantascruff fella?

[Reckoner]

Apparently he was on Slybet news giving Everton stick then photographed getting beaten up.

They have described it as the season high point.

And he was drinking Fanta, which is funny, I think.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Evrtonians saying Emery isn't big enough name for them as he only finished 3rd with Valencia.

I heard that he says Everton are awful, but he likes them.

 

 

 

 

(Ask Stringy to explain the reference.)

[aladdinsane]

Has Mourinho bought Martin O'Neill's house yet?