*Shakes head* Everton again.

[RedinSweden 908]

Hurry to ensure disappointment. No don't hurry they never sell out.

 

Oh and Changy will meet junior blues. A fucking beer company mascot for the kids, what the actual fuck.

 

 

Just taken this in. Astonishing stuff.

[Ezekiel 25:17 3,282]

Someone pointed out that the only seats left could be 'obstructed views', I explained I'd sat in one of them once at Goodison and it was fucking awful, could see the whole Everton team for 90 minutes.

[Ezekiel 25:17 3,282]

Just taken this in. Astonishing stuff.

 

Don't forget the free alcoholic ginger beer aswell there for all.

[Russ Atmosphere 6,341]

*Crusty voice* 'Drink Chang and get the blues kids'.

[Russ Atmosphere 6,341]

 

Changy The Elephant Is The Most Awesome Football Mascot In The World | Who Ate all the Pies

[Anubis 17,231]

I take it the Toffee Girl has been sacked then?

[RedinSweden 908]

Don't forget the free alcoholic ginger beer aswell there for all.

 

Sounds nice that, to be fair. there was a ginger flavoured beer available about 20 years ago. I used to love that.

 

Just checked and i can get it here. Anyone tried it? Will I get Everton AIDS from it?

[Jack the Sipper 175]

Just heard that junior blues can now meet the Camel Cigs camel at the funfair.

 

Should be interesting to see how the finger buffet sponsored by Ben Dover pans out.

[MokTheAfflicted 19]

I take it the Toffee Girl has been sacked then?

 

Ragged, bagged and shagged and sent on her way rejoicing!

[GUS 24]

The Blues provide some Comedy Gold. Again.

[Anubis 17,231]

March to save your club - Kopite behaviour.

 

March to the dance of C-list consumerism - a fun filled day for all the family.

 

I hope that fucking elephant is heading it up, as that would be hilarious.

[LFC64 96]

Some of the marchers could don Spanish waiter outfits because they have such a cheeky sense of humour

[Paulie Dangerously 6,607]

The elephant should be pink

[Bjornebye 24,887]

Free lollypops sponsored by Durex

[Doctor Troy 10,166]

They still doing the free season ticket mobile phone offer?

[Randy Marsh 14]

@Everton: Goodison is an official stadium in #FIFA14! More on our renewed @EASPORTSFIFA partnership #EFC Goodison Gets In The Game / News Archive / News / evertonfc.com - The Official Website of Everton Football Club http://t.co/1BSX5PTWIC

 

 

 

 

Hahahahahahahaha!!!

[Trumo 13,950]

Changy the Elephant? That's going to be one massive shit through somebody's letterbox.

[torahboy 778]

One of my Blue friends told me that he received an e-mail from the club and its heading included the phrase 'The Land Of Dreams'. Along with the 'Vivamos Everton' and the 'get-your-kids-pissed' Chang campaign it seems that the subtle influence of new PR man Alan Myers is kicking in early. Classy bastards.

[Barrington Womble 8,540]

Isn't ginger just another word for red? So they drink red beer?

[aws 6,643]

I take it the Toffee Girl has been sacked then?

 

She's been Chango'd.

[Paulie Dangerously 6,607]

First pic of Martinez march surfacing on twitter

 

Looks like they've pulled out all the stops by hiring a gypo fair

 

[AngryofTuebrook 17,874]

We should hit back with "Embezzly the Standard Chartered Banker". Then sign a sponsorship deal with Buckfast, as Official Tramp-fuel of Liverpool FC.

[AngryofTuebrook 17,874]

That bloke in the black shirt might be wearing the least impressed expression in the history of human faces.

 

[Lucky Pierre 80]

They had that old fella from the Barclay's advert paraded out before the game today. Everton, aren't we?

[Anubis 17,231]

They had that old fella from the Barclay's advert paraded out before the game today. Everton, aren't we?

 

And he was wearing that same expression of weary disappointment he has in the advert when he left today.