*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Trumo]

Nil Chemistry Nisi Periodic Table.

[Anubis]

He's starting to come under a bit of outside pressure now. So far, he's relied on the good will of the press, but now they are starting to ask questions about why he has a team of players who should be performing better, the light is beginning to shine on him.

[The Golden Eel]

This thread is amazing

 

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/robertos-hypothetical-replacement.83876/page-195

[Russ Atmosphere]

Nil Chemistry Nisi Periodic Table.

 

Some school of science.

[Bob]

I don't really get all the fuss over how good they should be. What am I missing?

 

Lukaku is class, obviously, and Barkley is pretty good, but for me stones seems a liability that has believed his own press a bit too much.

 

Outside of those three, who are their top players?

[moof]

This thread is amazing

 

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/robertos-hypothetical-replacement.83876/page-195

 

Hahaha holy fucking jeebus. They are deluded.

[Trumo]

Outside of those three, who are their top players?

 

Cleverley and Barry are two of the best Premier League midfielders ever.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Of course Tuchel would leave Dortmund to come manage at woodison. Of course he would. Who could resist that massive step up?

[Total Longo]

This thread is amazing

 

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/robertos-hypothetical-replacement.83876/page-195

pahahahahaha, Tuchel !!! bahahahahaha!

[Scooby Dudek]

Getting the Dortmund manager is koppite behaviour.  

[Barrington Womble]

Of course Tuchel would leave Dortmund to come manage at woodison. Of course he would. Who could resist that massive step up?

 

haha. some of this is great. brilliant stuff. 

 

jazzy said: ↑

Yep but will he leave Dortmund in the CL to join 12th placed Everton ?

MoutsGoat said: ↑

I can totally see Tuchel leaving 2nd place Dortmund to come and manager 12th place Everton.

 

Its totally gonna happen.

 

Yes he will. The premier league is the place to be now if you want to be considered an elite coach. They're all coming over.

[Harry Squatter]

Mourinho is actually a good fit for them. Small man syndrome, negative, depressing to be around, always commenting on other people, holds grudges, moans constantly, thinks the world is against him and blames others for his own failing.

[Trumo]

And thinks that ball definitely didn't cross the line.

[jimmycase]

I remember when the cunts were saying how shit bobby brownshoes was when linked to us. Did the backstroke quicker than an olympic gold medalist when he was linked with them.

 

I always take the piss with a now ex mate by saying everton are a small parochial club. Fuck 'em. Im not sure they're even good for a laugh nowadays.

[Dr Nowt]

Mourinho is actually a good fit for them. Small man syndrome, negative, depressing to be around, always commenting on other people, holds grudges, moans constantly, thinks the world is against him and blames others for his own failing.

Been thinking that one myself. Excitedly getting him just when he's been found out having fucked off pretty much everyone in football, plus without his cheat mode of biggest chequebook, could also be amusingly them. Not that he'll go there in a million years, like.

 

#evertonaren'twe

[Anubis]

Been thinking that one myself. Excitedly getting him just when he's been found out having fucked off pretty much everyone in football, plus without his cheat mode of biggest chequebook, could also be amusingly them. Not that he'll go there in a million years, like.

 

#evertonaren'twe

 

But they've got a billionaire who is going to give them everything. Everything. He's currently flogging his suits on eBay as we write.

[The Golden Eel]

There's guys on that thread turning their noses up at Pellegrini

[Harry Squatter]

Why would Koeman want to leave Southampton to go there.

[Anubis]

Everton, aren't they...

[an tha]

Look at these whoppers...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfmzVaFXEAAbk8w.jpg

[RobbieOR]

Just as well money can't buy you Stones. Because he's certainly turned a bit shit.

[liverpoolsno9]

Look at these whoppers...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfmzVaFXEAAbk8w.jpg

Kopite behaviour that.

[Dr Nowt]

One of the greatest banners the solar system has ever seen, that. Truly phenomonomonomonomonal.

[Adebisi]

Had final score on pretty much all afternoon and they were talking about the Baines banner and Trevor Sinclair had a pop at their fans. Basically saying they needed to take a look at themselves and stop booing their players every time they misplaced a pass.

[Harry Squatter]

Are they only being like this because they think that Iranian fella is going to spend billions on them. They all now think they can do miles better than Bobby Brown Shoes?