*Shakes head* Everton again.

[PestiRed]

Moyes with his usual hard luck story at Everton. It must have been coincidence they all ran a mile after meeting him.

 

 

 

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[Anubis]

Tickets still absolutely available for this day and you can print them at home too!

Do you still get a free beer with those?

[Paulie Dangerously]

Do you still get a free beer with those?

No you've got it the wrong way round. You get a free ticket with your beer

[Anubis]

Ah, yes. That's the one.

[Section_31]

Epic bantz for "the Friendly Derby"

 

Holy shit.

 

To be honest I never had time for all the 'he ain't heavy he's my brother' shite. All crocodile tears from them and Moyes had a lot to answer for for that. He tried to copy Ferguson by turning the distrust and anger outwards for his own ends with all the people's club shite, with little thought for the kind of animosity it would incubate in the small minded.

 

I have no time for any fans of any hue who bring life and death into what is essentially 22 men kicking a Casey.

[Preston Red]

Evertons empty trophy cabinet could be about to turn 21, an adult, keys to the door !

Old enough to drink and gamble in America....

[Arl arse]

Remember some girl who used to live in my street started seeing some lad from Sunderland. She got a job up there and moved in with him. She came back one xmas about 3 months of moving there with a full Geordie accent. I cracked a joke and she looked at me and said "you bloody scousers". I grew up with her in L4 and within three months she has washed her hands of being a scouser

To be fair tho Ginny, your jokes are quite bad.

 

 

Way aye pet.

[Arl arse]

https://youtu.be/H8MI7ohai40

0:33 seconds in great stuff. I've never seen this film but I'd like to have a look at it. Seems funny.

http://youtu.be/uly4BS73hWs

[Barrington Womble]

Just been stuck behind some quilt with a "chosen" car sticker in his back window. They're like a fucking cult.

 

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[Ginny]

Just watching football focus. They are in the hall next to Goodson broadcasting from there.

[Sputnik1]

Just watching football focus. They are in the hall next to Goodson broadcasting from there.

 

Or the 'corporate lounge' to give it the official title.

[Arl arse]

Or the 'corporate lounge' to give it it's official title.

Clapping like seals every time someone complete's a sentence.

[Ginny]

Clapping like seals every time someone complete's a sentence.

Haha seen that. Some fella standing at the back with his top off. Mongs

[Jack the Sipper]

Some top trolling there from whoever put that montage of Rafa together on FF, with the Bitters forced to watch him and Gerrard bringing home number 5.

[jimmycase]

Just been stuck behind some quilt with a "chosen" car sticker in his back window. They're like a fucking cult.

 

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Almost as bad as those 'You're in my heart. You're in my soul' stickers. Dont they know the next few lines mentions Celtic & united?

[Barrington Womble]

Almost as bad as those 'You're in my heart. You're in my soul' stickers. Dont they know the next few lines mentions Celtic & united?

I've never understood them. And they're so shit, like a big target for the back window. In my heart and in my soul. Like they're the only fans who love their team.

 

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[AngryOfTuebrook]

I've never understood them. And they're so shit, like a big target for the back window. In my heart and in my soul. Like they're the only fans who love their team.

 

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It's from a Rod Stewart song that clebrates the team that's really in their heart.

 

[Mook]

That's Rod Stewart off the Christmas card list.

[Nightcat]

I would push Moyes head deep inside a pile of shit and let him eat and lick his way out. The yellow teethed monstrosity he is.

[Sputnik1]

Bumped in to an old guy in town, helped him cross the road. He told me he was going to watch the game tonight, little tear in his eye. Says he remembers going to a final with his grandad and they won the FA Cup

 

Opened his wallet and I thought he was going to offer me some money, he takes this old photo out of his wallet, really carefully. There, he says. That was the match he took me to.

 

 

 

[Dr Nowt]

Hope Chelsea win, the spawnier the better.

 

Fuck 'em.

[Dr Nowt]

If Costa gets sent off they'll shat their pants and lose for sure.

[PestiRed]

I just want to see a proper fight. Don't really care which side wins

[Dr Nowt]

Costa is nailed on for the winner here and no-one is going to hear the end of the scale of the injustice.

[Harry Squatter]

The fume will be strong if Diego Costa Coffee scores