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*Shakes head* Everton again.

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The Mirror describes Big Dunc as "Everton and Scotland legend"

 

Ok, an Everton legend because he scored about 3 times in a derby and got an Everton tattoo. Spends most of his time there injured and has a comparable scoring record to Emile Heakey. Just famous for twatting a burglar and grabbing a Leicester player by the throat.

 

Scotland legend?. To my knowledge he never played more than 5 times for them as he refused to play for them after he head butted a player playing for Rangers. He then had a sulk on with the SFA for not doing enough to help him and refused to speak to the media.

 

Evertonians think he is the ultimate hard man but he twatted some pensioner on crutches in a pub in rural Scotland.

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"He and Everton return to a more prosaic reality now, of an average Premier League campaign, a deepening unpopularity for Martinez and a dismantling of this side’s best talents, six months from now."

 

Ian Herbert in The Independent not sparing them this morning.

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The only thing they have left, klopp would just laugh at him anyway. Big dunc wouldn't so it anyway unless he was 5foot 5 or was on crutches.

For sure. That was all they had when he was a player as well wasn't it, The Dogs of War frighten The Spice Boys and Big Dunc is harder than Ince.

 

Hmmm, firstly, it's football not boxing, and secondly, everyone thinks Ince is a twat and finds him being thrown on the floor funny. Nice try though.

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Where's the VAT money, Damian?

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-35423606

 

A tax cheat who fled to Spain before returning home to watch his beloved Everton play was arrested at the stadium turnstiles, a court has heard.

Damian O'Hagan, 60, of Homestall Road in Norris Green, Liverpool, was jailed for 18 months after admitting VAT fraud at Liverpool Crown Court.

Checks by HM Revenue and Customs found O'Hagan had kept more than £90,000 of VAT which he had charged a client.

O'Hagan attempted to cover up his crime by trying to become VAT-registered.

The director of Foodservice Interim Management Limited, who owed £91,761 in VAT, moved to Benidorm in January 2015 to run a bar but could not resist the lure of the Toffees.

'Pocketing the VAT'

He was arrested as he tried to enter Goodison Park ahead of Everton's 2-0 defeat against Manchester City on 23 August 2015.

Sandra Smith, assistant director of the HMRC's fraud investigation service, said: "O'Hagan knew his business transactions were under scrutiny and the game was up. This was one match he wasn't going to win.

"He chose to pocket the VAT he had collected from his client at the expense of UK taxpayers and because of his dishonesty he has been jailed."

O'Hagan also faces a full confiscation hearing to recover the VAT.

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Idiot Everton mate of mine keeps insisting that Big Dunc is going to front Klopp during the Anfield derby as "that german cunt hasn't got the balls to give it the big one to any of the coaching staff of a big club."

 

Deluded twat. 

 

He's more than likely to try and pick pocket him after being declared bankrupt. 

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/everton-scotland-football-legend-duncan-7259253?

 

I'm sure those deluded skip rats will have a collection for the thug. 

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Seeing that obnoxious twat a few pages back who "claimed to be an Everton steward" got me wondering - what do Everton stewards actually do?  Stop people from throwing things? Cut out offensive chanting?  Prevent pitch invasions?  Help people find their seat in a crowded stadium?

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More likely looking for a compensation claim. 

 

Where is the testimonial money?

 

I'm sure the skip rats reckon it was the Scottish thug who gave it to some charity, probably knew he was in the shit and offloaded it before HRMC could get their mits on it. 

 

I just have to laugh at how he is proclaimed as some sort of Everton and Scotland hero, he's a thug, was a mediocre footballer and from what I can gather a right fucking gob shite. 

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How entirely unpredictable that one of them should stoop to the my Dad's harder than your Dad level re Big Dunc.

 

The thing is, Ferguson probably does have half a mind to do something like that. Anything to further enforce his "Legend" reputation, which wasn't built on talent, so shouldn't need any aspect of talent to solidify.

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Where's the VAT money, Damian?

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-35423606

 

A tax cheat who fled to Spain before returning home to watch his beloved Everton play was arrested at the stadium turnstiles, a court has heard.

Damian O'Hagan, 60, of Homestall Road in Norris Green, Liverpool, was jailed for 18 months after admitting VAT fraud at Liverpool Crown Court.

Checks by HM Revenue and Customs found O'Hagan had kept more than £90,000 of VAT which he had charged a client.

O'Hagan attempted to cover up his crime by trying to become VAT-registered.

The director of Foodservice Interim Management Limited, who owed £91,761 in VAT, moved to Benidorm in January 2015 to run a bar but could not resist the lure of the Toffees.

'Pocketing the VAT'

He was arrested as he tried to enter Goodison Park ahead of Everton's 2-0 defeat against Manchester City on 23 August 2015.

Sandra Smith, assistant director of the HMRC's fraud investigation service, said: "O'Hagan knew his business transactions were under scrutiny and the game was up. This was one match he wasn't going to win.

"He chose to pocket the VAT he had collected from his client at the expense of UK taxpayers and because of his dishonesty he has been jailed."

O'Hagan also faces a full confiscation hearing to recover the VAT.

 

Nil VAT Benidorm Optimum.

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