*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Jairzinho]

"Sponsored by chang you say?"

[AngryOfTuebrook]

The People's Club? Fucking bellends. Given what the Tories are doing to this city in local authority cuts this is a massive slap in the face to the populace.

 

And look at that fucking gormless twatfuckcunt Jagielka, stood there like a grinning buffoon.

In fairness to Jagielka, he doesn't often get to look like the intelligent one in a photo.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

To be fair to them, I've seen a fair few blues not too happy about them cosying up to Osborne.

It's gone down like a cup of warm piss served in a Suarez mug.

 

"The Blue Union" say:-

The Peoples Club my arse.

Everton Football Club have proudly promoted themselves as "The Peoples Club" more often than not they have done so without peers.

Today they scraped the bottom of the barrel. What the hell is our Club Captain doing with "Mr Austerity" himself. This is a man who has imposed cut after cut, sanction after sanction on the young, the old and the infirm. Shame on each and everyone responsible in the process.

Not in my name, not in our name

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

George Osborne ‏@George_Osborne

Took @BillGates to @Everton to meet @PJags06 @TimHowardGK @OfficielArounaK & Roberto Martinez promoting @sportrelief

 

 

 

Osborne, Howard & Martinez.

 

For most Bloos, that's a challenging game of "Fuck, Marry, Kill" right there.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

To be fair, they've always been fond of a traditional, old fashioned right winger at Goodison.

[Trumo]

It's because Labour's colour is red.

[ZonkoVille77]

A right caravan of wankers there.

[Dr Nowt]

Martinez apparently just said Stones has the potential to become one of the greatest players England has ever seen.

 

Own goal tomorrow night?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Martinez apparently just said Stones has the potential to become one of the greatest players England has ever seen.

 

Own goal tomorrow night?

 

Just angling to get the best price possible when they flog him, he has talent but fucks up at the back more consistently than Sakho due to his cockiness on the ball. 

[Frankenhooker]

Stones was fucking shite against Swansea, constantly giving the ball away, found out of position, really poor display.  Perhaps his head is elsewhere.

[Jairzinho]

Martinez apparently just said Stones has the potential to become one of the greatest players England has ever seen.

 

Own goal tomorrow night?

 

Better than Gareth Barry?

[Mark M]

Stones was fucking shite against Swansea, constantly giving the ball away, found out of position, really poor display.  Perhaps his head is elsewhere.

His backers to howard was terrible. against City recently he was lucky not to give a pen away.

I do think he's very talented though.

 

**backpass**

[Captain Turdseye]

.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Better than Gareth Barry?

Ludicrous. Maybe a few pegs under Barry alongside Stevie.

[The Golden Eel]

Martinez doesn't half get an easy ride in the media though - where did they finish last season?  Currently 12th?  Despite having, in his view, the best young players in the world or whatever?  Worth hundreds of millions he reckons.  He talks some serious shite.  Remember when he first got appointed he "guaranteed" top 4 finish... Criticising the fans after their latest defeat.  Etc, etc. 

 

Maybe it's because Everton is a small club that nobody cares or something but he's getting away with talking a lot of shit and seriously underperforming for the best part of 2 full seasons now. 

[Boss]

Martinez apparently just said Stones has the potential to become one of the greatest players England has ever seen.

 

Own goal tomorrow night?

 

It's amazing that even with the best young team in Europe, the greatest English player of all time and one of the future greatest England players of all time they are still languishing in 12th place in the league. 

[Lee909]

If they didnt have Lukaku they'd go down. His goals pull them out the fire a lot.

[Paulie Dangerously]

They've got the best squad I can remember them having to be honest.  With a decent manager I think they'd be top 4 this season easily

[Jennings]

 

 

"Where's the Google money, George?"

 

Thatcherite behaviour!

[Paulie Dangerously]

Their cup final tonight.  

[alles ist gut]

Their cup final tonight.  

First leg...second leg Saturday.

[Sugar Ape]

Seen this on Twitter before. Clicked on the fella thinking he might be a red taking the piss, but no, it is a genuine Evertonian. Paranoia on another level.

 

[Trumo]

They all go the game by walking along County Road so why would the roadworks affect them? Nil Satis Nisi Tarmac.

[Strontium]

Stones, Coleman and Barkley are supposed to be worth north of £100m between them. Since Everton's asking price is around £125m, that doesn't say much for the value of everything else.

[aws]

Bet they're happy tonight.