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Most people will think this is an obvious exaggeration but there was literally a thread on one of the blue forums where the OP stated that he wouldn't swap them and for the first 3 pages almost everyone agreed with them.

 

It was sometime in the fall of 2013 when the penny dropped and it was actually quite amusing to watch as the thread went on.

 

Ah the summer of 2012, i remember it well, when Jelavic was miles better than Suarez lad.

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Tbf, for the first time in a while they have a decent squad with many good young players. If they wanna get excited about Lukaku, Stones and Deulofeu thats fine with me. What was hilarious was when they were waxing lyrical about the likes of Jelavic, Rodwell, Fellaini, big Darren Gibbo et al...

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Can't knock Lukaku to be fair. 50 in 100 appearances for them. He won't be there this summer though, he's playing for his wish to play for a bigger club, in his own words. You can almost sense the bile and hatred they've got brewing for him already.

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Yeah you sense it could come crashing down for them next summer. Lukaku and Stones already have a foot out the door, Barkley has City or United written all over him and if Deulofeu continues this type of form he ll be back at Barca in no time. Then Kenwright will put 3/4 of the sales money under his matress never to be seen again

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This is a set of fans who get excited about a centre forward whose only achievement is to score a couple of derby goals and get an Everton tattoo. Also having an injury record comparable to Sturridge and a goal ratio similar to Emile Heskey.

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Had to have more than a wry smile about this.

 

An ex mate of mine is a BS. I happened to view his facebook page yesterday to see what he's up to. What caught my eye was a post that said 'Yes! God is alive and wears a black & white shirt!'

 

Kinell, seriously surprised. Had another look after last night, not a peep about their game. Fuck me, he's in tears tonight bewailing manchester united going out the CL!!

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Ah the summer of 2012, i remember it well, when Jelavic was miles better than Suarez lad.

A blue I was working with at the time had bet about five different lads £20 that Jelavic would score more than Suarez in the league.

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A blue I was working with at the time had bet about five different lads £20 that Jelavic would score more than Suarez in the league.

Was he one of them twats that shoots his mouth off like that making bets everywhere, then won't pay up when he loses?

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You know those rumours about a gay Premier League player...?

 

He is definitely a contender. I hope a few top players do come out as gay. get the shit chants and dickhead comments out the way. No-one should have to hide what they are. 

 

he looks quite fit there by the way 

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Sadly the chants are going to be fucking nasty when players do come out. Sad state of affairs,even if it is just the minority. Sadly its some teammates that could be as bad as the 'fans'

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Revised ending to their banner.

 

 

We didn't want your tree to be dressed in baubles of red,

And now you've gone and killed our love for you stone dead,

 

Gerard Deulofeu ......YOU'RE NO BLUE!!!

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Marketing geniuses at Everton. Just how do we advertise the fact we've still got a load of half season tickets left to shift?

 

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He is definitely a contender. I hope a few top players do come out as gay. get the shit chants and dickhead comments out the way. No-one should have to hide what they are. 

 

he looks quite fit there by the way

"You're going home with Stig in a taxi!"

 

"Who's the bastard in the black good choice it goes with anything!"

 

"Going down going down going down!"

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I'm going to The Theatre of Screams, Woodison Park, the Pit tonight for a christmas do.  £65.00 for a three course meal and a free bar.  

 

"First Club to Water Down the Chang"

 

There's talk of a special guest at some point.  Probably someone shit who scored in a derby like Tomas Radsinksi.  

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