*Shakes head* Everton again.

[skaro 3,634]

its almost as embarrassing as taking out half page ads in the local press during a season to try and shift unsold season tickets

 

Wish that was still the way with us. When I landed at Dover on the ferry in 1989, having backpacked my way to England from Australia over 6 months, I rang Anfield from a phone box next to a pub and had a Kop season ticket in the post about 3 days later.

 

Dream come true.

 

Last year, spent 100 Euro waiting on a recorded message service to get a 45-quid, limited-view ticket to the Spurs game, which was then postponed due to snow.

 

Win some, lose some.

[Randy Marsh 14]

Everton fc Links - bluekipper.com -

 

If you have an Everton site & want your site listed here, please e-mail enquiries@bluekipper.com

 

eg

 

ESCNI - Northern Ireland Blues Site

ESCLA - Everton Supporters London Area

Irish Toffees - Everton Supporters club in Ireland, with branches all over Ireland.

Norwegian Blues - Everton Supporters Club Norwegian Branch.

Milton Keynes Blues - All the News from Milton Keynes.

Harrogatetoffees - All the News from Harrowgate.

EFCSCNA - North American Blues.

Everton Chile - Spanish Speaking Site.

Bluesaders - New Zealand Blues.

Everton Supporters Club - Eastern Europe.

West Country Blues - Everton Supporters From Dorchester, Yeovil, Taunton, Bridgwater and Bristol.

Bluesbloods - Thailand Toffees

Everton FC America - Everton Ladies in the USA

EFC-Supporters in Finland - Miko Haarala's site is in Finnish

Everton In Poland - For All You Polish Speaking Blues

jamesbeattiewebsite - James Beattie Website by Priscilla in Mexico

They Think Its All Over - An Evertonian View From New Zealand

 

 

 

Seriously, how do you lot fucking sleep at night?

 

That cannot be right, must be some merdersinredshitebastard taking the piss putting that list up. Unless Finland, Poland, Bristol, New Zealand and Ireland are simply boroughs of the County Road area.

[Fugitive 2,410]

Hahahahaha, some Norwegian Everton supporters complained and it's been scrapped.

 

Here is Evertons response...

 

Thanks for your email, the t-shirts have been removed from sale and an apology has been sent to the Norweigan supporters club.

 

They were placed online in error, were never intended to be sold, and we apologise for any embarrassment this has caused.

 

Regards

[Wor Horse 10]

[Trumo 11,265]

Hahahahaha, some Norwegian Everton supporters complained and it's been scrapped.

 

Here is Evertons response...

 

They spelt "Norwegian" wrong, the daft jamooks.

[goatboy59 32]

Aaaaaaaaaaah.

 

Just a test page like the Riquelme transfer.

 

Riiiiiiight......

[LFC64 96]

Hahahahaha, some Norwegian Everton supporters complained and it's been scrapped.

 

Here is Evertons response...

 

... comedy gold. It's gets better all the time

[sm9 1]

Just seen this tweet from Jim Boardman:

 

RT @anfieldred @JimBoardman They've even robbed the design from Man City: Manchester City Local/Tourist T-Shirt - Black << Haha!

 

[Randy Marsh 14]

Hahahahaha, some Norwegian Everton supporters complained and it's been scrapped.

 

Here is Evertons response...

 

Ahhhhaahahahahahahahahaha absolutely bloody comical! Never intended to be sold? Jesus Christ they are the gift that keeps on giving!

[skaro 3,634]

 

 

 

 

Tourists in Manchester? What on earth for?

[AngryofTuebrook 12,286]

its almost as embarrassing as taking out half page ads in the local press during a season to try and shift unsold season tickets

 

What do you mean "half page"? They're not a small club, y'know.

 

Eight page pull-out in tonight's "local paper for local people". That'll keep the faithful flocking in.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thought for the Day:

If Everton didn't exist, would we have to invent them? And could we have invented something this laughable?

[Trumo 11,265]

Just had a gander at those Everton sites listed above, and this is what I found:

 

ESCNI - Northern Ireland Blues Site - the ultimate fifth wheel.

 

ESCLA - Everton Supporters London Area - gents bogs at the Aldwych Theatre during one of Lloyd-Webber's shows. Stall seats only. BGB will lay on a sumptuous chicken-in-a-basket banquet later on at the pub round the corner. As long as you're buying.

 

Irish Toffees - Everton Supporters club in Ireland, with branches all over Ireland - closed after St Paddy's Day.

 

Norwegian Blues - Everton Supporters Club Norwegian Branch - the unwanted runt of the litter.

 

Milton Keynes Blues - All the News from Milton Keynes - it's all swings and roundabouts, and (concrete) bitter cows.

 

Harrogatetoffees - All the News from Harrowgate - it's rainy, expensive and full of old folk. So just the target market Everton have no hope of penetrating.

 

EFCSCNA - North American Blues - did anyone tell John Lee Hooker and his ilk where they were going wrong?

 

Everton Chile - Spanish Speaking Site - use Rosetta Stone as it's better value, and "mierda" means shit.

 

Bluesaders - New Zealand Blues - staying well away from the Christchurch area as they have no experience or knowledge of rebuilding anything.

 

Everton Supporters Club - Eastern Europe - vehemently right-wing organisation, simply because ALL Eastern European commies were reds.

 

West Country Blues - Everton Supporters From Dorchester, Yeovil, Taunton, Bridgwater and Bristol - even the Welsh don't like them.

 

Bluesbloods - Thailand Toffees - handful of people who've actually bought Chang beer.

 

Everton FC America - Everton Ladies in the USA - operate from out of the old Waltons house for that feeling of authenticity. Run up a large flight of steps shouting "Inchy!" due to copyright infringements.

 

EFC-Supporters in Finland - Miko Haarala's site is in Finnish - not thought of highly enough to have blag t-shirts printed.

 

Everton In Poland - For All You Polish Speaking Blues - so that's Robert Warzycha. And his 'tache.

 

jamesbeattiewebsite - James Beattie Website by Priscilla in Mexico - has he played there too?

 

They Think Its All Over - An Evertonian View From New Zealand - see the other NZ-based Everton site and this one's title makes a whole lot of sense.

[Manny 691]

Hahahahaha, some Norwegian Everton supporters complained and it's been scrapped.

 

Here is Evertons response...

 

 

Brilliant. It's ok Everton. You only embarrassed yourself.

[Reacher 107]

You couldn't make this stuff up.

[Anubis 11,670]

 

Dave should definitely sell that.

 

EDIT : Just seen their epic U turn. Ha ha ha ha ha.

[goatboy59 32]

Maybe we should bring one out for the away derby next season, with this on it;

 

[mudman79 0]

Totally agree with them.

Only have to think back to `05 when we won The Champions League and 750,000 Norwegians lined the streets of the city to welcome us home,

[usernameunknown 89]

They gloat about their own mediocrity, they are utterly bizarre.

[chorlton 4]

[goatboy59 32]

That's fantastic.

[goatboy59 32]

[YOUTUBE]yjoFYUTsS1A[/YOUTUBE]

[Anubis 11,670]

Youtube. For the mongs who can't even make Britain's Got Talent.

[Randy Marsh 14]

 

That is outstanding, I'd deffo buy that!

[Trumo 11,265]

Notice the distinct lack of surprise on the sheep's face.

[robslappa 393]

Notice the distinct lack of surprise on the sheep's face.

 

That's not lack of surprise. The sheep just can't feel anything.