*Shakes head* Everton again.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

9 hours ago, an tha said:

I had a quick look on twitter...Everton have 2.8m followers, Southampton 1.5m

 

We have 21.3m

Wasn't it the case a while back that the Brazilian footballer, Everton, had more Twitter followers than the Bloos?

[Le Duan]

This will enrage the fucktards…

[Le Duan]

That should pop a balloon or two…

[Le Duan]

I think the Times are trolling EFC - this LFC story is right next to that Ev balloon-popper

[DalyanPete]

12 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

definitely more attractive

Susan fuckin Boyle is.

[Barrington Womble]

1 hour ago, Le Duan said:

This will enrage the fucktards…

In other words the offers for the club aren't what he wants because at the moment only vultures are circulating because they believe everton are a business on the edge of death. Moshiri is trying to pretend otherwise and pretend they are firmly alive and kicking. 

[Bjornebye]

12 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

You could be right about that. I fit that age group and I'm not on any of those platforms! However the reason we'll be at 100m is because it's global, so I don't know if our UK experiences help understand that. I don't know how likely it is if these numbers are real or not globally - through the growth of these platforms, Chelsea and more recently city have been more successful than us. But it wouldn't be a stretch to think both Chelsea and city would have bots following them to enable them to justify some of the sponsorship deals they generate - or even trick genuine sponsors. 

 

Halcyon days for @stringvest the original troubadour in heels. 

 

 

in 1748

[Reckoner]

4 hours ago, Le Duan said:

I think the Times are trolling EFC - this LFC story is right next to that Ev balloon-popper

Haha definitely top trolling 

[an tha]

5 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Wasn't it the case a while back that the Brazilian footballer, Everton, had more Twitter followers than the Bloos?

Oh i hope so....

[manwiththestick]

5 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Wasn't it the case a while back that the Brazilian footballer, Everton, had more Twitter followers than the Bloos?

Even if that isn't true, let's just declare that it is and run with it for years to come.

[Barrington Womble]

9 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Even if that isn't true, let's just declare that it is and run with it for years to come.

I'm not on social media, but Google tell tells me it's 2.7m v 2.1m for the football club on Instagram. Can't work out what the footballers one is on twitter. Maybe I need to be a member. 

[Bjornebye]

53 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

I'm not on social media, but Google tell tells me it's 2.7m v 2.1m for the football club on Instagram. Can't work out what the footballers one is on twitter. Maybe I need to be a member. 

2.7 million people live on County Road? 

[Barrington Womble]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

2.7 million people live on County Road? 

And a dog. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Barrington Womble said:

And a dog. 

I hope that dog's been adopted for it's own sake. Poor fucking thing. It was terrified. Shameless dog fingering cunts. 

[manwiththestick]

13 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I hope that dog's been adopted for it's own sake. Poor fucking thing. It was terrified. Shameless dog fingering cunts. 

Honestly surprised nothing really got said about this, everyone thinking it was hilarious but you're right the dog was probably scared shitless. 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Honestly surprised nothing really got said about this, everyone thinking it was hilarious but you're right the dog was probably scared shitless. 

Probably????? The last time I saw a dog that scared was when I saw Strontz cross over a mound of grass with one on Otterspool Promenade 

 

 

But yeah. Imagine if that was us. IMAGINE 

[Pete]

24 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

2.7 million people live on County Road? 

Live in the sewers 

[VladimirIlyich]

Who gives a fuck about Social Media followers. Is this the Shitness of modern football thread? It should be.

[Reckoner]

5 hours ago, Pete said:

Live in the sewers 

‘In the sewers. And it’s LIIIIVE!’

[Harry Squatter]

In advanced talks to sign Maxwell Cornet from Burnley for £17.5m. Where's the rest of the Richy Lad money Bill?????

[VladimirIlyich]

31 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

In advanced talks to sign Maxwell Cornet from Burnley for £17.5m. Where's the rest of the Richy Lad money Bill?????

I've always thought he was a decent player. He wont be any more.

[Harry Squatter]

Whenever a decent plater joins Everton they go in that chamber that Superman does to lose all his powers just so he can shag Lois Lane. 

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

22 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I've always thought he was a decent player. He wont be any more.

Very talented player, with a high ceiling. But it seems he’s a bit of a tit, which is probably the reason he’s more talented than good. 

[manwiththestick]

Are they trying to keep Burnley sweet, taking that defender and his wage and then splashing 18m on Andros Townsend MK2.

[Le Duan]

This will take them from ‘Utter Shite’ level, to ‘Below Average’. Several more levels then before they get to ‘Average’ then an almost unbridgeable gap to ‘OK’. Unbridgeable because the mob will be calling for a new manager given the time it’s going to take to get to ‘Average’. Patience is not one of their virtues