*Shakes head* Everton again.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, El Dangerous said:

The plan is to stick little Picky in one one of those baby harnesses and he can point DCL in the right direction.

It wouldn't be the oddest thing Dom had ever worn.

[sir roger]

46 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

I don't argue with that, but I like a bit of value to my betting! 

I've put a tenner bet on Everton being relegated every year for about 15 years. I dont really think it will happen or take much notice of the odds, it is done in the main  just to boil piss in conversation in pubs etc.and I have never regretted a single one.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

33 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Who in their right mind would commit £500m to buying Everton and another £500m to building the ground. 

 

Talk about a waste of money.

Are they not talking about a leveraged buyout?  That's the only way it could make sense - twatty shenanigans with other people's money.

[Scott_M]

5 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Are they not talking about a leveraged buyout?  That's the only way it could make sense - twatty shenanigans with other people's money.

 

It'd be the biggest waste of money since KLF burnt £1m.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Bottom six next season are likely to be Bournemouth, Fulham, Forest, Everton, Leeds and Brentford.  If you were a Bloo you'd have no reason to be relaxed about finding three teams worse than Everton.

[Bjornebye]

31 minutes ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

 

The Bitters getting relegated and disappearing is reward enough, and requires no financial recompense to be satisfying.

Jarvinja Ilknows 

[aws]

It's hard to see how in the real world a business that has consistently lost money for years and requires massive investment in the mere  hope of turning a future profit has any value. But we live in a world where Chelsea are apparently worth £3bn so anything is possible I suppose. 

[Creator Supreme]

By the time that ground is paid for it'll be fucking underwater!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

4 hours ago, Pete said:

Head has fallen off. 

I'd never noticed before that that shows the players' tunnel separated from a dining area/bar by a window. That would be fucking hilarious. So many extra opportunities for the rabid hordes to abuse the players.

[M_B]

It's mirrored on the players' side. Same at Spurs. 

[niallers]

1 hour ago, M_B said:

It's mirrored on the players' side. Same at Spurs. 

What's boo shouted backwards?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, M_B said:

It's mirrored on the players' side. Same at Spurs. 

"Number 4, step forward please... and get called a cunt."

 

[Moctezuma]

12 hours ago, JagSquared said:

I fail to see the attraction for any buyer. Guess there’s always someone willing to throw money away.

The notion is that global overseas rights are in the foothills and that it'll be easy to rake in cash once those get going.

[tokyojoe]

At least they won't have to spend anything on building a trophy cabinet.

[Vincent Vega]

They’re gonna get screwed on the transfer fee if they’re desperate to get money in. 

 

[Reckoner]

Saw this on a facebook news post 

 

Tottenham have now opened up talks with Everton, for Brazilian forward Richarlison. Richarlison is eager for the move to happen after telling friends and family that he felt embarrassed by the scenes from fans at the end of last season celebrating survival.

Everton remain insistent the player will not be sold, unless an ‘exceptional’ offer is received (£65M+) 

However Everton only have until June 30th to adjust any losses to comply with the Premier Leagues profit and sustainability rules.

[an tha]

These cheating gets should be fucking nailed....but as usual the PL will stand by and do fuck all.

[angie]

I’ve said it once I’ll say it again, hope these start the season with a points deduction. Cheats.

[Pete]

23 minutes ago, angie said:

I’ve said it once I’ll say it again, hope these start the season with a points deduction. Cheats.

Start them on -40.  

[aws]

Start them on -20 next season and -20 for their debut season in the Championship. 

[VladimirIlyich]

38 minutes ago, Pete said:

Start them on -40.  

That's the usual temperature in their houses on a Saturday night.

[Pidge]

4 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

They’re gonna get screwed on the transfer fee if they’re desperate to get money in. 

 

Wait, so the Premier League definitely knew they cheated last season, but it's okay as long as they balance the books AFTER another team was relegated?

 

That's fucking scandalous. Burnley should be straight to CAS with that shite.

[Harry Squatter]

1 hour ago, Pidge said:

Wait, so the Premier League definitely knew they cheated last season, but it's okay as long as they balance the books AFTER another team was relegated?

 

That's fucking scandalous. Burnley should be straight to CAS with that shite.

Redshite propaganda. The Esk says we've got enough money to buy prime Messi and Ronaldo.

[Strontium]

3 hours ago, Pete said:

Start them on -40.  

 

-27, for the number of years since they won something.

[VladimirIlyich]

13 minutes ago, Strontium said:

 

-27, for the number of years since they won something.

They've won every competition the Redshite havent since 1995.