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*Shakes head* Everton again.


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4 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Why would any top flight team pay money for Richarlison. He spends most of his time on the floor looking up at the ref like he slipped and spilt a cup of tea all over the new white carpet. He revels in mediocrity.  

We should buy him and just make him clean the Anfield bogs. 

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3 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Kane and Son would be so impressed with tales of that time he scored 13 in a season.

Kane would try to wow him with how many goals he’s scored over the last few years but Richy la would stop him in mid drool and ask him to ‘tell me about the dives, Harry, that’s what it’s all about’.

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I was also going to add "1995 Light Years From Home" and "(Un) Happy".

 

Like vegetarians trying to resist the smell of bacon, I knew it would be a pun thread that would eventually lure/flush me out.

 

Cheers, Mal.

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