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10 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

It definitely didn't happen because she didn't batter them and then tell them to get on the wrong bus to Heswall.

And nobody applauded.

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Was at a party in Norway and that song came on I was furious and had to take matters into my own hands, the whole Norwegian fan club was there unbeknownst to me as I went with a mate  from work, so it was me versus the lot of them I plowed through 50 or 60 of them chairs flying everywhere and eventually got to the DJ, take that shit off I’m from Conwy I said, he looked petrified and did as he was told. Later on I put Z Cars on and sang it’s a Grand Old Team, they said fuck all, Vikings my arse.

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38 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Was at a party in Norway and that song came on I was furious and had to take matters into my own hands, the whole Norwegian fan club was there unbeknownst to me as I went with a mate  from work, so it was me versus the lot of them I plowed through 50 or 60 of them chairs flying everywhere and eventually got to the DJ, take that shit off I’m from Conwy I said, he looked petrified and did as he was told. Later on I put Z Cars on and sang it’s a Grand Old Team, they said fuck all, Vikings my arse.

And while we’re at it lid, even if we are stitched up and end up goin in 

the Championship, that’s the REAL championship in this country, not the “manufactured, not born” Premier League, which was really only made for the Sky 6 and is controlled by them Arabs. Why dya think the playoff game in the Championship is called the most valuable game in football ey, ey, ey??? Redshite mate, I’ve shit ‘em. 

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2 hours ago, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

‘No word of a lie’, the most truthful start to a sentence ever.

Commonly heard from the same mouths, and with the same effect, of those who say: "I'm not racist, but..."

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2 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Was at a party in Norway and that song came on I was furious and had to take matters into my own hands, the whole Norwegian fan club was there unbeknownst to me as I went with a mate  from work, so it was me versus the lot of them I plowed through 50 or 60 of them chairs flying everywhere and eventually got to the DJ, take that shit off I’m from Conwy I said, he looked petrified and did as he was told. Later on I put Z Cars on and sang it’s a Grand Old Team, they said fuck all, Vikings my arse.

This is more likely to have happened than the Fran Cunt's tale.

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