*Shakes head* Everton again.

[suzy]

This is glorious!

[Harry Squatter]

EFL's Financial Fair Play Rules

In effect, for Championship clubs, the P&S Rules mean that losses must be limited to £39m over a rolling three-year period. An average of £13m in the red per year may sound extraordinary, but it pales in comparison to the Premier League's limit of £105m over three seasons[11].24 Aug 2021

 

Wonder how they will blag their finances to avoid a penalty if they get relegated. The TV revenue which they are so reliant on drops by around £65m but they will get a parachute payment. Also no Uncle Uzzy to sponsor them.

 

Imagine if they got fined about 25 points like Derby County.

[dockers_strike]

4 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

EFL's Financial Fair Play Rules

In effect, for Championship clubs, the P&S Rules mean that losses must be limited to £39m over a rolling three-year period. An average of £13m in the red per year may sound extraordinary, but it pales in comparison to the Premier League's limit of £105m over three seasons[11].24 Aug 2021

 

Wonder how they will blag their finances to avoid a penalty if they get relegated. The TV revenue which they are so reliant on drops by around £65m but they will get a parachute payment. Also no Uncle Uzzy to sponsor them.

 

Imagine if they got fined about 25 points like Derby County.

Havent the PL \ EFL agreed to end the parachute payments because it gives the relegated clubs a big advantage over other Championship clubs?

[Harry Squatter]

21 minutes ago, Chocoholic said:

Saint Domingo: Sell DCL, Mina, Pickford, Allan to sort the finances out, bring 2-3 hungry young Championship players in and rebuild and go again.

 

The delusion never ends. Their 'stars' won't get them anywhere near the amount of money they think they're worth.  Relegated club and players + desperate financial situation = lowball 'take it or leave it' offers for overpaid divas.

Those players aren't that good. DCL has done nothing apart from wear skirts all season. Mina is made of prawn crackers, Pickford is a T-Rex with ADHD and Allan is slow, 31 years old and has one year on his contract. Some teams wouldn't even take them on the cheap.

[Harry Squatter]

1 minute ago, dockers_strike said:

Havent the PL \ EFL agreed to end the parachute payments because it gives the relegated clubs a big advantage over other Championship clubs?

I thought they had but apparently its still in force for another 3 seasons. 

[Captain Turdseye]

 

[Anubis]

The conspiracy runs deep, even into the Everton team…

 

Saint Domingo

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Melchizedek said:

It just feels like no matter what, some players will find a way to sabotage us. You have 2 or 3 out there giving it their all, 2 or 3 giving a middling performance and then 2 or 3 that will gift the opposition multiple chances if not outright goals. There is no hope with these players.

We’ve thrown away 4 points in the last two games alone because of players just outright sabotaging us

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Oof! Truth hurts.

[halewood pete]

[TheHowieLama]

4 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Those players aren't that good. DCL has done nothing apart from wear skirts all season. Mina is made of prawn crackers, Pickford is a T-Rex with ADHD and Allan is slow, 31 years old and has one year on his contract. Some teams wouldn't even take them on the cheap.

Delph is on 80k a week.

He has played in about a half a dozen games this season.

[Anubis]

Magic spray? I thought it was PEDs?

 

Muggins

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Curtis said:

Yeah I get it. Dire stuff not encouraging whatsoever but look at the injuries.

This is probably new to Frank. If you are in the premier league and get done with injuries, you have nothing and get what you get. 

If you’re in the Sky6, you get magic spray off the dark web. It’s the [Poor language removed].

[Redder Lurtz]

First team this season to be winning at half time against Burnley to then go on and lose. Get it on the list. 

[Leyton388]

[Harry Squatter]

3 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Magic spray? I thought it was PEDs?

 

Muggins

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Curtis said:

Yeah I get it. Dire stuff not encouraging whatsoever but look at the injuries.

This is probably new to Frank. If you are in the premier league and get done with injuries, you have nothing and get what you get. 

If you’re in the Sky6, you get magic spray off the dark web. It’s the [Poor language removed].

 

[Harry Squatter]

Jose Enrique trolling the Blueshite

 

 

[Arniepie]

Can see them taking points of Leicester and wouldn't be at all surprised if they got some sort of result against utd.

Think they will stay up.Just.

[Scott_M]

9 games from greatness…

 

[Lee909]

[Halcyon Days]

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

25 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Magic spray? I thought it was PEDs?

 

Muggins

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Curtis said:

Yeah I get it. Dire stuff not encouraging whatsoever but look at the injuries.

This is probably new to Frank. If you are in the premier league and get done with injuries, you have nothing and get what you get. 

If you’re in the Sky6, you get magic spray off the dark web. It’s the [Poor language removed].

Why can’t they buy the ‘ magic spray ‘ 

[Creator Supreme]

2 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Why can’t they buy the ‘ magic spray ‘ 

Sky6 changed the password!

 

10 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

9 games from greatness…

 

I think they'll end up staying up quite easy looking at that run in. They're shit but they'll take at least 8 points from those games. I don't think Burnley will beat that.

[TheHowieLama]

Thrown away one of their games in hand. If I was an Everton fan I would be more worried about Watford than Burnley.

[polymerpunkah]

8 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Why can’t they buy the ‘ magic spray ‘ 

They did:

 

[Anubis]

From a Spurs forum. Can’t disagree with this assessment at all.

 

tommo84

Proud to be loud

 

 

 

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I keep hearing people connected to Everton talk up the youngster Anthony Gordon, but I don’t see anything special. He’s a diving little shit who runs a lot but just ends up on the floor. Sometimes he gets the decision as he did a few times tonight (inc the first penalty) but if that’s your best player then you’re in massive trouble.

[Anubis]